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    Default How good are you at sex?

    Body: How good are you at Sex?? Play this one!
    Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...

    +Above75 means you kinda suck in bed.
    +Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
    --Below 50 means you are fun in bed
    --Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!

    AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!)

    Copy this and post your own bulletin!
    Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?"


    -Add 10 if you are a virgin.

    -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.

    -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.

    -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.

    -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.

    -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.

    -Subtract 3 if you have done 69.

    -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.

    -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.

    -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.

    -Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.

    -Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand].

    -Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.

    -Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month.

    -Add 2 if you have never masturbated.

    -Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.

    -Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.

    -Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.

    -Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex.

    -Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.

    -Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.

    -Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.

    -Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex.

    Now post your name and you score below. Lets see how long we can get this list.

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    Default Re: How good are you at sex?

    ok i scored 0
    is it just me but that test had NO kink at all
    i would have scored 0 when i was like 15 yrs old
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    Default Re: How good are you at sex?

    35
    and yes that test is whack

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    Default Re: How good are you at sex?

    15. The test is for 10th graders... not to mention I don't see how having a one night stand or being able to name different condom brands makes someone good in bed.

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    ^Yeah, not to mention everyone likes different things in bed, so it's kind of impossible to master a perfect technique to use on everyone.

    I've found the best lovers are people who are very responsive, willing to discover and communicate well, not necessarily the ones with the most experience.

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    lol yeah being a slut means your either really good or really bad at it lol
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    Default Re: How good are you at sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Circe View Post
    ^Yeah, not to mention everyone likes different things in bed, so it's kind of impossible to master a perfect technique to use on everyone.

    I've found the best lovers are people who are very responsive, willing to discover and communicate well, not necessarily the ones with the most experience.
    ditto.

    my score (low negative) was wacky. the scoring seems off too. whatevah.

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    Default Re: How good are you at sex?

    i scored a 7. And yeah, the test had nothing to do with actually being good at sex or not. Just cause you've masturbated or done it in public or given a blowjob doen't mean you're actually good at it.

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