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    I'm just not "down with the kids". I don't know any of this new fangled music.
    I have a very very narrow taste in music and when asked if i would like to go on stage and what i would like played the DJ didn't have or know any of the bands i mentioned. And that was after i toned it down majorly,not even SC classic NIN songs.
    I am in desperate need of a few suggestions of well known music that most DJ's will have. something slow and sexy.
    Anything appreciated - i will youtube the songs if possible

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    Well, what bands did you mention? It sounds to me like you need a better DJ, with a better music collection. On the other hand the phrase "Something slow and sexy" tends to make me break out in hives, especially when uttered on a slammin' Friday night. But yeah, spit out some of the stuff from your narrow range and I'll try to make some suggestions.
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    i asked for
    peaches-fuck the pain away
    NIN-closer
    MM version of tainted love
    Rob zombie-pussy liquor

    you see i love norwegian black metal and little else. I scraped through my "other" music collection and came out with those. Hopefully that'll give you something to work on
    And your probably right about Slow on Fridays= no. But the other girls dance to dolly parton and pink floyd lol. So any upbeat suggestions would be great too.

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    Yeah, black metal isn't really going to work, LOL. So the DJ didn't have any of the songs you mentioned? WTF? How do you work in an SC and not have "Closer"? I hope he was lying or something. I really don't know what to suggest if the guy doesn't even have those tunes. Is there something you've noticed goes over well with your target clients? That's always a good place to start.
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    2 words..........."TURBO NEGRO"

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    Those are all staples at our club and our club is a mostly hip hop r&b crowd no less.

    Type O Negative
    Adema
    Alice In Chains
    HIM
    Revolting Cocks
    Danzig
    KMFDM

    Probably useless to recommend stuff if he doesn't even have classics like the NIN or Rob Zombie.

    Maybe download or buy your songs and bring them in a compilation cd for him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Maimed View Post
    2 words..........."TURBO NEGRO"
    panties off!

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    I think i know what you mean, pinkpvc... dark, melodic, but rhythmic... I play a lot of this stuff at my (non-hip-hop) club. Obviously different stuff works for different girls, but see whatcha think...

    I would try:
    System of a Down's "spiders"
    A Perfect Circle's "Imagine" (cover of lennon)
    A Perfect Circle "counting bodies"
    System of a Down, "Mr. Jack"
    Danzig "She Rides"
    Danzg "Blood and Tears"
    Danzig "Going down to Die" (it's prettier than it sounds..)
    the 'mashup' of NIN's Closer vs. Beatles 'Come Together' ... ROCKS!!!
    Tool, "sober" (sc staple, of course.) I like "46 & 2" as well.

    (... didn't "have" what you mentioned/???? wtf??? damn... i play some underground shit @ my other club so i bring in my own burned cd's and just tip well. could you do that??)

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    closer by nin is a pretty standard strip club song, i'm surprised the dj didn't have it or even know it! i just bring my own cd's with me, it's always better to dance to music you like and can move to!

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    Thanks for all the suggestions. I tried a few but this guy is hopeless. So i raided my old CD's and have came up with:
    porcelain by Moby (yes very dancing at the blue iguana-esque i know but i love it)
    William orbits version of barbers adagio for strings (my god how i would love to dance to the original but i'm sure it would be a crowd clearer and i'd probably end up in tears)

    Last night i asked him to play "touch me" by rui da silva. I ended up dancing to a song i have never heard before called touch me. Horrible fast jerky beat, and when i got up on stage i slipped. So hopefully things go better tonight lol.

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    Well if you like William Orbit (try his doctor Who theme) I would seek out (PM) ISOLabella. She is encyclopedic when it comes to great electronica.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkpvc View Post
    i asked for
    peaches-fuck the pain away
    NIN-closer
    MM version of tainted love
    Rob zombie-pussy liquor

    you see i love norwegian black metal and little else. I scraped through my "other" music collection and came out with those. Hopefully that'll give you something to work on
    And your probably right about Slow on Fridays= no. But the other girls dance to dolly parton and pink floyd lol. So any upbeat suggestions would be great too.
    You're so awesome to request Pussy Liquor. My friends & I love that song. We always dance around to it when we have house parties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkpvc View Post
    i asked for
    peaches-fuck the pain away
    NIN-closer
    MM version of tainted love
    Rob zombie-pussy liquor

    you see i love norwegian black metal and little else. I scraped through my "other" music collection and came out with those. Hopefully that'll give you something to work on
    And your probably right about Slow on Fridays= no. But the other girls dance to dolly parton and pink floyd lol. So any upbeat suggestions would be great too.
    hmmm some mellower tristania would work, i'll try to think of what i played for dea...some theatre of tragedy etc

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    Shhh, everyone be quiet. We don't want to scare him away. ::whispering:: That is a "Blade", kids. It's a rare treat to see one in the wild like this. Legend tells that if you leave out a hot steaming bowl of fuck on your doorstep, in the morning you'll find a surprise.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    ^^

    *preps a bowl of hot steaming fuck for the doorstep*

    Just commenting on upthread. I thought it was a LAW that not only did every strip club have to have "Closer", but they also had to make sure they played it once per shift, minimum. What gives?
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    ^^ It got replaced by something by Linkin Park.

    This is TOTALLY wrong, but MrC made me think of it, so Imma do it.

    "Crikey Mates, this 'er iz the E-Loosave humpback blade... What a weeee little buggah, you have to approach from the right side...*whince*

    if ya dahn't apprach from tha si'de, e'll assoom that yer headin in fir a sue'prize mounting which a submissive beast such as this, is always on the defensive for...

    now watch as I...
    WHAT AHM GONN DO HERE, IS WRESTLE THIS LIL BUGGA TO THE *er* GROUND... AND hold him still till he submits.... and then, like the gator, he 'almost becomes cohmatose....

    then....
    Imma stick...mah fingah....in his bumb..."

    Totally robbed Chris. I'm sorry. But I thought, and I shared.
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    Ask him if he's got any Vomito Negro, lol...

    He won't have it, but you might like it. I wouldn't try it in the club, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher View Post
    Shhh, everyone be quiet. We don't want to scare him away. ::whispering:: That is a "Blade", kids. It's a rare treat to see one in the wild like this. Legend tells that if you leave out a hot steaming bowl of fuck on your doorstep, in the morning you'll find a surprise.
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    ^^

    *preps a bowl of hot steaming fuck for the doorstep*

    Just commenting on upthread. I thought it was a LAW that not only did every strip club have to have "Closer", but they also had to make sure they played it once per shift, minimum. What gives?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    ^^ It got replaced by something by Linkin Park.

    This is TOTALLY wrong, but MrC made me think of it, so Imma do it.

    "Crikey Mates, this 'er iz the E-Loosave humpback blade... What a weeee little buggah, you have to approach from the right side...*whince*

    if ya dahn't apprach from tha si'de, e'll assoom that yer headin in fir a sue'prize mounting which a submissive beast such as this, is always on the defensive for...

    now watch as I...
    WHAT AHM GONN DO HERE, IS WRESTLE THIS LIL BUGGA TO THE *er* GROUND... AND hold him still till he submits.... and then, like the gator, he 'almost becomes cohmatose....

    then....
    Imma stick...mah fingah....in his bumb..."

    Totally robbed Chris. I'm sorry. But I thought, and I shared.
    Might I just say:FUCK YOU ALL!, lmao ya idjits made me laugh! cept rose, she made me horney!

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    I'm leaving this as is for now, but copied the funny parts, not related to pinkpvc's dilemma, to Member Boards. Unfortunately there is no longer a 'Split Thread' button anymore.

    Pinkpvc, I think the answer to your problem is going to be burning your own CD(s), and hoping the moron you have been saddled with will at least play them for you. Unless maybe he has some old White Zombie, which you would probably like. But if he's playing Dolly Parton, I doubt he'll have it, lol.

    Good luck, and keep us posted on your situation...

    You should definitely include "She Rides" by Danzig, thanks to Embyr, great song, among many recommended here!
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    There's a suicide girl-type in Dallas who only dances to country, bigband and rockabillie... It gets her a lot of attention and lends to her appeal because she isn't being predictable. I know she makes a good living, and her regs are pretty good, $$$wise.

    So you could try something a-typical and see how it works...

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    @ the Blade comments!!!

    I just have to suggest "Blood, Milk & Sky" by White Zombie - it's slow, sexy and it fuckin rocks

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