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    Say I want to bribe a 5 year old kid into liking me and showing I'm a good person with kids and stuff (and we ALL know I'm not)... what would I get?

    What do little boylets like? I'm guessing it's too old for GI Joe's but too young for Wii games?

    Under $100 preferable.



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    When my sons were 5, candy...Nick cartoons. & DDR

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    I'm also trying to impress the dad, so I think going up to todlet and going, "Here's some HYPER SUGAR!" won't put me on the good books. haha.

    But Nickelodeon's DVDs will probably win!


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    Hmmm..one 5-year-old boy I knew loveddd wrestling. He would alwaysss watch it with his dad so maybe I'd take him to one instead of having him watch it on tv all the time? Of course bringing along the dad. If I couldn't do that I'd probably buy him something wrestling related.

    Oh I also knew another young boy and he loved guns (water guns and those guns that shoot out foam balls and whatnot) so I'd get him more of those if he needed them and set up a game with all the kids in the neighborhood if I could.

    The Discovery Channel Store online is pretty neat. They have specific age groups you could search through.

    http://shopping.discovery.com/catego...OYS-27988.html

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    Um, ask the Dad ? I would hope the Dad would know his kid well enough to be able to give you some suggestions that both the kid (and thus himself) will like... ???

    Does Tesla want to come in on this thread ???


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    Oh! WIN! I'm not sure what the boy likes a lot of. Damnit... otherwise I -would- take him to a sport! That would be fun for EVERYONE (seeing as I like live sports too)... I really must find this information out!

    And I can't believe stupid me forgot that stores actually setup shop in order of age/sex. Durrrr... 5-7 it is! *hunts*


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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl View Post
    Um, ask the Dad ? I would hope the Dad would know his kid well enough to be able to give you some suggestions that both the kid (and thus himself) will like... ???

    Does Tesla want to come in on this thread ???
    Heehee, yeah it's Tesla's boy. I just feel like a retard asking him myself. "what does your son like?"... I feel like I should psychically -know- being a being with ovaries and supposed mothering qualities... supposed...

    He spends two weeks a month with the kid so he better know his son! o.O

    Also, I have the mothering capability of a squished snail.

    This is going to end badly, isn't it?


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    at that age my son liked fingerboards, swords, and videogames. He also had a strange obsession with Wolverine.


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    http://shopping.discovery.com/product-65776.html

    AHAHAHHAHA this would be SO wrong.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney View Post
    at that age my son liked fingerboards, swords, and videogames.
    Swords?! Oh man I can see it now, "Here kid, here's a sharp metal object and a bunch of candy! Have fun!"

    I know you meant fake, though. It's just funny.

    I forgot about fingerboards.

    Is 5 older than most things with choking hazards? They know by then, don't they? Don't stick plastic crap down your throat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Say I want to bribe a 5 year old kid into liking me and showing I'm a good person with kids and stuff (and we ALL know I'm not)... what would I get?

    What do little boylets like? I'm guessing it's too old for GI Joe's but too young for Wii games?

    Under $100 preferable.

    Some nice kicks are a possible gift idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSheEp3 View Post
    Some nice kicks are a possible gift idea.
    Kicks? ... oh... SHOES?! I thought you meant to kick the kid. O.o;

    Shoes in my country (even sneakers) run in the hundreds though. My adidas were $220.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Swords?! Oh man I can see it now, "Here kid, here's a sharp metal object and a bunch of candy! Have fun!"

    I know you meant fake, though. It's just funny.

    I forgot about fingerboards.

    Is 5 older than most things with choking hazards? They know by then, don't they? Don't stick plastic crap down your throat?

    -squished snail-
    oh yeah, we had all kinds of plastic swords. Plain ones, embellished ones, ones that made noises and of course the obligatory light saber.

    Yeah, 5 year olds are pretty good about keeping small pieces out of their mouth.


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    I worked in early childcare and education ... and I will be the first to say that you can NOT predict what a 5 yr old will like unless you ask the mother/father (or whoever is the child's primary caretaker). I only learnt what each 5yr old in the centre liked by spending time with them ... yet if you havn't spent any time with the kid... ask the father

    You aren't stupid. You don't know the kid, plain and simple.

    It sounds lame yet because you don't know the kid you could play it safe with a gift voucher to somewhere like ToyWorld or ToysRUs or something ? Allow the kid to choose what to spend the money upon ?


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    You hate kids, run for your life! :-D

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    I knoooooowwww... and I'm willing to put up with that fact for this dude. HALP!


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    You are a TEASE, I tell you. A TEASE!

    And come to think of it.. I'm not aware if Lover can cook, either.


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    Thoughts of you COVERED in sugary bliss.

    You forget I know what you look like.

    (Jade is a hot bitch people.. with HAIR!)


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    Hahaha - better find that out quick!

    Funnily enough its something I forgot to ask the my new man in my life too. Careless, really fucking careless!!!


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    You are a TEASE, I tell you. A TEASE!

    And come to think of it.. I'm not aware if Lover can cook, either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiepunkshocker View Post
    Hahaha - better find that out quick!

    Funnily enough its something I forgot to ask the my new man in my life too. Careless, really fucking careless!!!
    See! You just forget! And I really should find out! After all, he only took me to decent nice restaurants while I was with him... maybe it was a cover up for him being unable to cook. Hmmmmmm.... but he has good taste in food, so maybe the restaurant thing won't be so bad. *shifty eyes*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    Pfft, you lie! You haven't even seen the good pictures I can't post on MySpace, just the dorky ones!

    And back to your original post... boy's 6 year-old cousin is really into superheroes. Maybe an action figure or a book would work? Or something with cars and trucks. Boys seem to like those.
    JADE IS PRETTY AND HAS PRETTY HAIR AND WEARS CUTE SKIRTS - END.

    Trucks... I wonder if there's a Monster Truck Rally in town. I like those too. Mmmm smashycars.


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    Ha - you know what one of my sons favorite toy at 5 was? A pole! We had a stop sign outside our house and he used to go outside for hours at a time and swing around it.
    This was long before I ever took up stripping. He could probably teach me a thing or two, lol.

    He also loved toy guns and swords more than anything else aside from his trampoline - which is probably not a sensible suggestion for you anyway.
    Every kid is different though, its probably a good idea to wait until you meet him then spoil him when he sees something he likes.

    I think its not a good idea to get too involved with a partners kid/s until the relationship really develops though. Its tough on kids having people coming in and out of their lives. Better for him to have quality time with dad at aged 5 IMO its an important age. Not that i know your situation and Im not judging either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiepunkshocker View Post
    Ha - you know what one of my sons favorite toy at 5 was? A pole! We had a stop sign outside our house and he used to go outside for hours at a time and swing around it.
    This was long before I ever took up stripping. He could probably teach me a thing or two, lol.

    He also loved toy guns and swords more than anything else aside from his trampoline - which is probably not a sensible suggestion for you anyway.
    Every kid is different though, its probably a good idea to wait until you meet him then spoil him when he sees something he likes.

    I think its not a good idea to get too involved with a partners kid/s until the relationship really develops though. Its tough on kids having people coming in and out of their lives. Better for him to have quality time with dad at aged 5 IMO its an important age. Not that i know your situation and Im not judging either.

    I don't plan on getting 'too involved' with the kid too soon. I'm not a kid person and you - everyone - the pope - aliens know that. I just want 'that strange lady that visits daddy' to be 'the cool strange lady that gives me toys when visiting daddy'. I even am planning on spending most of my time around Dad when Kidlet is not around. But he'll be around for the first two days of my trip and I don't want uncomfortable silence. I want a BRIBE. Like me for the next two days, darnit!

    I don't think I quite explained enough to the guy how much I fail at kid. I even told him about how I threatened to eat Alexxa's baby! But I don't think he grasped my 'fail at kid'ness. I FAIL AT CHILDREN. FAIL. MAIM. DIE.

    I am SO getting the kid a pole now. I'm gonna be the weird lady who gives kids poles. Poles sounds like a disease.


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    Haha - I think you might find youre good with kids - youre a fun sort of person, hes likely to take to you. Hell you might even find you like hanging out with him, lol.

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    Transformers, Hot Wheels, Star Wars action figures, Spiderman stuff...

    And relax around his kid. Children can sense when you are tense, and if you're uneasy, then they get uneasy too. He's a person . How would you treat your man's friend? Or his cousin?

    Treat his child the same way.
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