If you like him, he'll like you, and he'll like whatever you give him.
Kids are very good at sensing phoniness, so be sincere in what you do and it will work.
If you like him, he'll like you, and he'll like whatever you give him.
Kids are very good at sensing phoniness, so be sincere in what you do and it will work.





...but I tend to not like children in general. I just really like his dad. :/ I'm TERRIBLE with kids. I dye their hair pink and feed them processed cheese.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Hmmm. Candy is a controlled substance around here (usually). How about chocolate chip cookies? (or is that Dad lobbying for his own interests?!)
I run a gun-free household, but you can't lose with dinosaurs. Also, he's asked after one of those foot-high action figures of Batman...
Mainly: relax, be yourself and be a friend. That's all it takes to get along with most folk of any age![]()
ps I think it'll be fine.





You don't understand... I FAIL AT KIDS!
I can bake cookies! And I know how to make playdough from scratch!
I just hope I don't get the two bowls confused.
You're so much more confident than you should be. Really.. you are. Ask Alexxa.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
It's okay, I bought body armour and a gas mask for him today.
See, I said it'll be fine!!





Wow, Alexxa just hid the FBI in her basement...
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Wait...I ARE CONFUSED! Who is this Tesla person and what did you do with the skinny dude?
And yeah, the CIA died in my storage shed. Or something.
*wanders off sad about snails*
Haha - that was what I found so funny about my son loving toy guns and swords. My family are all pacifists - I was never allowed toy guns or anything. My son just went crazy with them, like he was making up for the last few generations of my family not being allowed toy guns, lol!
(Im not critisising your gun free household btw, I think its cool!





Tesla is a good dad. I'm gonna kill his kid. >_<
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
All little boys in my family seem to love dinosaurs (you can get a really cool one that growls and bites for $20-30), transformers, monster trucks and trains. These are the only things I can think of that they seem to like through a bunch of years. Also the sporting event thing is a great idea.
Just relax and he will love you, kids can tell if your tense. I was ridiculously BAD with kids when I was younger, and relaxing helped a lot.
HTH!
Jasmine
Oh and I was just wondering, are they both gonna nail you at the same time? Cuz that would be hot.





Let's see. Three was the age of dinosaurs for my son.
By the time he was 4, It was video games and godzilla's (including the assorted friends and enemies) because regular terrible lizards just weren't good enough anymore.
By 5, he had moved on to higher levels of video games and power rangers with the associated robots (zords, as I recal), because even giant reptiles that blew atomic flame just weren't enough for his escalating megalomaniacal tendencies. (Transformers could probably be substituted here) He liked Pokeman too. I still don't know why.
Also, guns. Lots of guns. Loud screaming toy lazer guns, squirt guns that included a back pack and held about ten gallons of water, etc.
So, generally with a little boy, your always good if you think violence, power, flashing lights, and noise.
"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"





Five year olds tend to like fun more than things. Like, race with him, play those games where you pull your hand away before the other person slaps it, or games where you see who can find the most blue things in the room or the most red cars on a road trip. Just be your regular fun self, I'm sure he'll love you.
(PS: OMG Lysondra all your men are on SW! LOL)





Kids are little people. With colds and screechy voices - and jam fingers! Why do they always have jam fingers? >_>
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





Cause people feed them jam?![]()
"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"





But even if kids don't eat jam for weeks.. they have jam fingers!! Like.. always.. with the jam fingers! Feed a kid a carrot - and he has jam fingers! Give the kid a cookie - jam fingers!
it's an epidemic.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





You quoted me in your siggy! Woooo... you're catching onto this board quickly!
And it IS blood. Blood from the souls of adults they eat. I knew it. Children are debbils.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





Hey, that's a good quote. Where did you say that?
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