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    Have you ever been told something and go "Duh" why didn't anyone ever tell me that?

    Well, I had a Duh so I thought I would start a thread where people post the little things of life we should all know and may not. Here are three Duhs.

    Did you ever pull into a gas station and wonder "Which side is my gas cap on?" Well, look at your gas gauge. Every one has an arrow that points to the side the gas cap is on... Duh.

    Ever wonder how to fold underwear? First fold the crotch up to the waistline. Then fold each side over in a third. You will get a perfect square. Duh.

    Ever wonder why guys wear their underwear for years until it falls off? It's because it all looks the same and we never know what to throw away. So every New Years, throw out all of his old shitty underwear and buy him 10 new pair. Then, you will never mix the new with the old. Wearing a pair of underwear 36 times will be sufficiently skidmarked to dispose of with no guilt. Duh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sitri View Post
    Ever wonder how to fold underwear? First fold the crotch up to the waistline. Then fold each side over in a third. You will get a perfect square. Duh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sitri View Post
    Did you ever pull into a gas station and wonder "Which side is my gas cap on?" Well, look at your gas gauge. Every one has an arrow that points to the side the gas cap is on... Duh.
    I never knew that!! Too lazy to run down into my garage to look at my gas gauge, but i'm going to have to check that out tonite
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    I am extremely stubborn. You can tell me something all day long but I will choose to figure it out the hard way. Most everything I know worth a lot of value to me has been learned through experiences.

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    This is one I learned when I was 12.

    You don't have to take your skirt off to pee. You just have to hike it up to the waist. Duh.

    I spent my entire childhood doing it the hard way! I are SMRT.

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    Why can't men throw out their own underwear and buy new ones every year? I mean, it's pretty obvious if a pair of underwear is old or not. Does it have worn areas, holes, is the color faded or the white darkened? Is it stained? Then it's old. If not, it's new. If you need new underwear, pick up your wallet, grab your keys and go to the store. Maybe that should be a Duh for guys.

    I never noticed the gas cap arrow. I'm gonna have to look next time I get in the car!

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    What the heck are ya'll doing to your undies that they need annual replacement?

    When you have to go poo, go poo. Don't hold it in. Once said poo is complete, wipe a few times. They sell flushable wet wipes now. They work wonders. Investigate their glory.
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    This folding thing. It does not work with my panties. My panties are also the size of most toothpicks. I just tried. P:

    Works on my sleepy panties though!

    (I wear thongs every day and bigger cute brightly coloured cotton panties to bed)


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    Use a back up method of birth control when taking antibiotics. My friend freaked out when I told her this the otehr day. She'd never heard it before. She has two kids. Both happened while taking the pill.
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    When a doctor tells you you have something, look it up. Doctors are human, and they make mistakes, and there have been many times with myself that they've told me one thing, and it turned out to be a totally different thing. Get second opinions, and educate yourself.

    Ex: My dad has cancer, and has been fighting it since last october. found my mom the otehr day giving him centrum- regular kind, and cooking for him in an iron pan. Iron helps cancer grow faster. Too much iron can cause hemachromatosis... which i sfairly common in older people especially males. Educate yourselves when you are told you have a condition. Find everything you can about it, don't trust that the doc told you everything in the 15 minutes he gets to see you.- Duh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sitri View Post

    Did you ever pull into a gas station and wonder "Which side is my gas cap on?" Well, look at your gas gauge. Every one has an arrow that points to the side the gas cap is on... Duh.

    No it doesn't. I checked my car the other day. I looked around my dash and display for a good five minutes. No arrow.


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    when i was young I was always changing cars with the parents, etc. so I never knew whcih side the gas tank was on. So I pull into the service station ask for 10 bucks (back when gas was around 1.00/gallon) and the guy says your tank is on the other side.

    So what do I do, I pull a u-turn in the parking lot and pull up again, opposite side of where I just was, so again, the tank was on the wrong side....just random stupid things that i have done

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    When I pull into a gas station, I have to sit there and think about it to remember what side the cap's on. It usually comes to me in a few seconds, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Real View Post
    when i was young I was always changing cars with the parents, etc. so I never knew whcih side the gas tank was on. So I pull into the service station ask for 10 bucks (back when gas was around 1.00/gallon) and the guy says your tank is on the other side.

    So what do I do, I pull a u-turn in the parking lot and pull up again, opposite side of where I just was, so again, the tank was on the wrong side....just random stupid things that i have done

    I've done that too! Gah, one time I borrowed my dad's eurovan and I couldn't get the damn cap off to save my life! I had to call my dad at work and ask him how to do it. He was all freaked out that something was wrong with his cap... until we realized that I was turning it the wrong direction (damn VW's!).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sitri View Post
    Did you ever pull into a gas station and wonder "Which side is my gas cap on?" Well, look at your gas gauge. Every one has an arrow that points to the side the gas cap is on... Duh.
    I'll have to check that arrow thing. On my German built summer toy, they put it on the right side because... (so the story goes) for those of us who drive on the right side of the road, if you had to pull over and put gas in the car from a gas can, it's safer to stand on the right side of the car vs the traffic side. I kind of thought that's a duh (so why doesn't every company do that?) but then who knows, maybe they just put it there and after the fact someone claimed that's the reason

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    ^ i swear i couldnt find it on mine, and i looked! and then a few days later i saw it. i dont know how i missed it the first time, haha.

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    All my life as a kid I HATED empting the diswasher, especially the silverware.. sorting it was the worst! Until one day I realized that silverwear holder has 5 compartments!

    UMMMM Mom why cant we just put all the forks in one slot,the knives in another, and so on..... She looks at me and says I never realized that.... umm FUCKING DUUUUUH!!!
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    righty tighty lefty loosey. Everytime.

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    my car has an arrow. I swear if it didnt I would never pull up right!
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    Plantains.
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    Bananas.
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    My fave duh moment came when I was a kid, working in McDonald's. Every night at the end of the shift, the manager had to count up the "discards" -- food that was discarded because it was too old to sell. Every night, there he'd be, elbows deep in a garbage pail full of rotting, disgusting food, counting each item separately, and tallying it up on an inventory sheet used to keep track of such things. Half the stuff was all falling apart and separated, and he'd be there trying to reconstruct rotting food from burgers that had disintegrated so that he could figure out what item to tally up as discarded. I mean, he'd be trying to actually figure out whether this or that bun was from a Big Mac or a cheeseburger, for cripes sake!

    I watched this for a while, and finally asked him why he didn't just have every worker tally up on one main sheet kept at the front what they threw away WHEN they threw it away. Ya know, so he didn't have to actually go through rotting food to figure out what was tossed, and could just enter the totals up in the inventory at the end of the night from a nice, clean piece of paper.

    The look on his face was one of the most priceless "Duh" moments I've ever seen. He'd been sorting rotting food by hand and recording it on paper five days a week for over a year or more. Never thought to just tally it as it was being thrown away. Heheheh.
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