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    Default Hi....I'm Chris Hanson....

    ......could someone kill these guys, please?
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Default Re: Hi....I'm Chris Hanson....

    why??
    I Luv my Daddy

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    Default Re: Hi....I'm Chris Hanson....

    Let me clarify - the guys who prey on 12 year olds......
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Default Re: Hi....I'm Chris Hanson....

    Oddly, I saw an ex-coworker on a "Dateline" episode! Last I heard, he's serving time at the Pound Me in the Ass Prison.

    Here's the freakin' pervert:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12728348/page/5/

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    I'd like to see the episode where they catch some guy with a 14 year old daughter. Wanna see some reality TV?????
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    They had an episode where some guy came to meet a 13 year old boy and brought his 5 year old son

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    Default Re: Hi....I'm Chris Hanson....

    i was just watching that show!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart View Post
    They had an episode where some guy came to meet a 13 year old boy and brought his 5 year old son
    seriously.............I have some vice grips for him....free of charge....I'm a giver!
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    I know this is a serious issue but this guy made me laugh my butt off
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=hKUkwh8TmM0

    Predators for the lose by the way. =(

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    I wish they would have given an update in that case. Like why he brought his son there and what his wife did about it.

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    Here's another view of the show.

    http://www.esquire.com/features/predator0907

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    Jesus, that needed serious editing! It was an interesting story but It revealed far more about the local yokel police dept. than Dateline.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart View Post
    They had an episode where some guy came to meet a 13 year old boy and brought his 5 year old son
    ha i remember that!!!!!!

    and the dude was like "you know what this is, now get your son out of here..."

    ha.

    i almost wonder, if it was just really bad baby sitting, or if he was actually going to use his son to preform sex acts as well

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    I wish he would just shoot their dick off when he busts them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss marina View Post
    I wish he would just shoot their dick off when he busts them.

    HEH...."Hi...I'm Chris Hanson...." KAPOW!

    ....any more questions?
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Default Re: Hi....I'm Chris Hanson....

    I doubt that we will hear an update about the "man" (and I use that term loosely) who brought his 5 year old son with him. Everyone knows that the kid's daddy is a pervert. The show isn't about his 5 year old son or his mom.The family has already suffered enough with what happened and I don't think bringing them up into the media would do them any good. If the kid did go through abuse it should be solely a matter with law enforcement and the family. And the wife never did anything to have her marital issues a public spectacle. They are the true victims and I don't think their personal tragedies should be highlighted.

    As for the show, I have mixed feelings about it. I feel like pedophiles are the scum of the earth and should be killed. I also know that there are older men out there preying on young girls. (I remember running into more than a few between the ages of 11-15 online.) But I do wonder if the show is entrapment.

    On a lighter note, here are Chris Hansen's favorite pick up lines http://youtube.com/watch?v=o-VtPT36r-I And here is a Parody with Arnold Schwarzenegger's Predator http://youtube.com/watch?v=WbQzoAYYoPc

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    He is a aggravating prick in my opinion but at least he is trying to get some sickos off the internet. Personally, I'd rather see another person hosting this show.

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    The best one was the guy who walked in with a tub of Cool Whip and immediately took off all his clothes before wandering through the house.
    He had apparently also mentioned a cat...so he was going to have sex with a 14 yr old girl and her cat while covered in Cool Whip. Yeah...he needs to be ass raped in jail for a really long time

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    I just finished C.H.'s new book, Dateline. It discusses many of the people mentioned


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    I heard that the man and his wife lost the boy. Not sure if they got him back by now. I heard that when they called her to pick up the son and they talked to her that she knew a little bit to much about what happened and they felt it was better to take the child out of that home. I have not heard anything since then though.

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    It's a shame they can't shoot these guys on site, and charge the family for the bullet...sick sick fucks...there are two things in this world cannot stang, rapist, and child molesters. There is no rehabilitating these people, the world would be better off without them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jannisary View Post
    Here's another view of the show.

    http://www.esquire.com/features/predator0907
    Someone in the world is wishing they hadn't bought this guy a thesaurus.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart View Post
    I wish they would have given an update in that case. Like why he brought his son there and what his wife did about it.
    His name is Clifford Wallach. Here's a short update: www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12713291/

    From the court records I brought up on www.leeclerk.org, he's out on bond and his day in court is on 9/10/07. I'm sure he'll be convicted and sent to PMITA Prison.

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