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    there is a girl i work with who is dead set on getting a boob job.

    she says shes getting it for herself, but i know shes getting it for work. she makes hardly any $, so i guess she thinks a boob job will help her.

    but... it wont. she SERIOUSLY needs braces before a boob job.

    i just found a teensy bit of humor from my small town tit bar. felt like sharing.

    and one more thing... how she's getting that boob job is beyond me. she is a fuck up to the max, no savings, shitty choice maker... example: she doesnt have a car of her own but she's trying to get tits.

    this is basically just a personal ramble but i am curious how someone with nothing can qualify for help to get a tit job.

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    Default Re: when plastic surgery just wont help...

    credit card

    The PS will want it paid in full and if she has one card, she can get it. Maybe you should tell her to get veneers instead, LOL

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    damn i want to, i'm just not that mean!!! like, she has buck teeth, with a gap in the middle, and they stick OUT. like out!

    she doesn't have a credit card and has bad credit!

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    Awww, come on. Don't knock the madonna gap! I have one and I love it. Everyone tells me it's cute. But it is kinda subtle. The sticking out though- that's bad.

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    ^ i think gaps are sexy!

    but hers stick out and gap... like a twisted rabbit set of teeth.

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    Eww! Horrible image. Poor girl. Yeah, that's definately beauty priority number ONE.

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    I know of one girl who had a awful boob job. Plus I KNOW she got it mainly for work yet her money has not improved (and I can still rack it in over her most nights). It is all do with self-confidence (even if you fake it to make it) in the end ... besides hers are awfully obvious they are fake.

    They just look wrong on her. It was a bad decision. Now she wants to get her nose done and I honestly don't see what is wrong with her nose... huh?

    Where does she get all this money from to 'waste' on PS when she has had a kid? Oh.. she doesn't have custody yet want custody.. ah huh.. she is a prime example of someone that should never have entered this industry.

    She has made bad choice after bad choice and is basically just not "all there".


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    Kind of off point but i dont get these girls who dance but dont make much money. We had one girl at my club who used to make way less per night than she would have made working an average salary job.
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    ^I don't get those girls either. I've seen some of the same ones working at my club for yeeeeeears. I know they aren't making any money.

    And that poor buck-tooth boob-job wishing girl. It's just talk, she'll never get one. If she can't even afford the basic necessities shes never gonna get it together for boobs.

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    Damn. I'm so tired of seeing and hearing of this type of girl. Some girls should just NOT be strippers. They make everyone else around them look bad. Well... they make the industry look bad, and they make everyone they work with look good. The girl probably gave herself a complex working there and is probably desperate to fit in to the stripper mold. She's probably one of those strip club industry groupies that squeaked by and should have never gotten hired. This type walks around with too much body fat--and not in the right places, can't walk correctly in heels, can't or won't do their hair, and has no sense of decorum. And these train wrecks will walk around with their little garters on and bustle about with a sense of stripper entitlement.

    And yeah, she probably wont get the boobs, unless she's smart enough to get a custie to pay for them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    Damn. I'm so tired of seeing and hearing of this type of girl. Some girls should just NOT be strippers. They make everyone else around them look bad. Well... they make the industry look bad, and they make everyone they work with look good. The girl probably gave herself a complex working there and is probably desperate to fit in to the stripper mold. She's probably one of those strip club industry groupies that squeaked by and should have never gotten hired. This type walks around with too much body fat--and not in the right places, can't walk correctly in heels, can't or won't do their hair, and has no sense of decorum. And these train wrecks will walk around with their little garters on and bustle about with a sense of stripper entitlement.

    And yeah, she probably wont get the boobs, unless she's smart enough to get a custie to pay for them.

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    Default Re: when plastic surgery just wont help...

    First of all - how did this girl get hired?

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    ^^Oh I've worked with a lot of crappy looking snaggletooth girls! Some clubs will hire any girl who is willing to get naked just to increase their take(more girls=more house fees,etc..)

    Nothing you can do for her. Chances are she'll never be able to afford either...or she'll fuck a guy to pay for some cheap boobs and wonder why she still isnt making money. She'll never realize that it isnt the boobs that are holding her back..its the lack of confidence and class.

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    All I can say is poor girl. I mean I won't be first in line to tell her she's and overweight snaggle tooth unless she wanted on honest opinion. Otherwise I wouldn't concern myself with this girl and focus on my wealth at the club.
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    hahaha this chick sounds like the personification of a "Stripdog"

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    Default Re: when plastic surgery just wont help...

    i have worked in a club full of these girls if you can find a club like that work there becuse i banked and all i had to do was show up.

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    Well, here's how some girls are paying for their boobs:

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    First of all - how did this girl get hired?
    hahahah

    I dunno but that shit struck me as hilarious.

    I could just visualize your expression when saying this.


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    Kind of off point but i dont get these girls who dance but dont make much money. We had one girl at my club who used to make way less per night than she would have made working an average salary job.
    I've known so many dancers who should not be dancing. And more than a few have been cases of a "boyfriend" basically dropping them off when the club opens and coming and picking them up when it closes.

    I put the blame all on the club though. First of all they should not be working because they are completely unattractive and secondly they aren't psychologically sound.
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    Poor snaggletooth.

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    ok, i work in a small town, girls like this are the majority.

    that's why, when i move to austin, i will still travel to work here. i make alot of $$ just showing up, like another girl noted.

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    ps: i saw her at work saturday... she was in the ld area with me all night basically...

    i wouldn't call her an extra's girl but she definetly gave a little more sugar than i would.

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    U know what would be hilarious in a really fu#@*d up way? If her tits came out as far as her teeth are from each other! Hahaha, Sorry, I'm not usually mean, but it came to my head and I laughed my ass off...Oh crap, now I gotta wait for karma for talkin smak....hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivacious View Post
    Well, here's how some girls are paying for their boobs:
    That's amazing. I'm so signing up and asking for some braces. I have crooked teeth but they don't stick out and I definitely don't have any gaps. Most people don't notice them unless I say something, but it's bothered me my whole life.

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