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    My boyfriend and I went out last night, came home...and go lay down in bed. We snuggle up together, all nice and cozy....and suddenly...he sits straight up in bed, " What the fuck??? There's something squishy under my ass!"

    He goes digging...and comes up with a big piece of chicken breast!
    It looked vaugly like the chicken I made for dinner the day before......
    Which I had thrown away in the garbage, under the sink.

    And now I realize why when I came home and saw garbage scattered all over the floor what had happened.

    Apparently, my bored, lonely, always lookign for trouble cat, Butter, figured out how to open doors. As if that weren't enough...she managed to knock over the trash can under the sink......and struck gold! Leftovers!

    The funniest part is...we looked, but could not find any skid marks. She did not drag this chicken, she actually picked it up and carried it into the bedroom, on the other side of the house. It was a half a chicken breast!! She's not a big cat.

    I laughed for a good 10 minutes, while my boyfriend was in the bathroom washing leftover off his ass.....

    I would die to have been home and seen her carrying that big piece of chicken through the house....

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    ahahahaha!!

    the joys of kitties, hehe

    thanks for sharing the nice funny story

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    LOL i really like this story. i lurve me some cats.

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    That's funny, lol, thanks for the good laugh to start the day off with.

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    Thats pretty much the same way I found half a battered sausage under my pillow. Where my dog had buried it.


    Nice.

    Iv also found Fries in the sofa.

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    LOL.. you picture him now as the garbage came tumbling out..... SCORE
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    I about peed myself! omg! hahaahaah

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    How sweet of your cat! She was hunting and caught a chicken breast and brought it as a gift to you!

    Be thankful it was chicken breast. I was asleep on night, my husband came home and let the dogs outside. My Westie went hunting, when I woke up in the morning I found that I had been sleeping with a dead mole on top of my sheets! Sweet gesture but still gross.

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    That's so funny!

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    Too funny! I love the kitties.....

    Although, truly be thankful that it was something from inside your house... this very morning, I woke up around 6 am to hear my cat's "playing" with something on the floor. Then the girl cat jupmed up on the bed with a bird in her mouth! Still alive! Then the male cat came chasing after her!

    I looked around and my room has turned into feathers and fur.

    I peek into the bathroom, and it'a gory mess, blood feathers and cat fur.
    The worst part is, those two A-hole cats sat there and watched me scrub that bathroom and disinfect everything yesterday!




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    LOL, that is so cute

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExoticEngineer View Post
    Too funny! I love the kitties.....

    Although, truly be thankful that it was something from inside your house... this very morning, I woke up around 6 am to hear my cat's "playing" with something on the floor. Then the girl cat jupmed up on the bed with a bird in her mouth! Still alive! Then the male cat came chasing after her!

    I looked around and my room has turned into feathers and fur.

    I peek into the bathroom, and it'a gory mess, blood feathers and cat fur.
    The worst part is, those two A-hole cats sat there and watched me scrub that bathroom and disinfect everything yesterday!

    Growing up, we had a farm, and I had a lot of outdoor cats that brought me plenty of "gifts" from outside....
    I've definatly had my share of baby bunnies, mice, birds....

    These guys have never been outside....I'm glad to see their hunting instinct is still there....

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    Aww I love kitties! If my kitten finds food laying around, she'll actually carry it and put it in her own food bowl! Sneaky lil devils!

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    I thought the thread title was "There's A Chicken In My Bed!" and I was thinking damn, Kaylinn is a kinky little minx!

    I've found stuff from the trash, but never a chicken breast thank god. We got a covered trashcan and this doesn't happen anymore.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    When we had my kitty he brought me a mouse. An then it died a few minutes later. So i scolded him for hurting it. he was a little to rough while delivering it i guess. he noticed i was sad that it died.
    Then low and behold about a half hour later he brought me another one, and this one he was gentle with and not hurt. It was so cute that he brought another one to make up for the first one. After that he learned that hurting his presents was not acceptable. So they were always living after that. =)
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    That's cute...

    We had a beagle once that did that to baby bunnies. Completly unahrmed, he was very gentle, trying to bring us home gifts...but still...he uprooted 6 babys from their nest...and try as I might, they all died one by one.

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    Aww, Butter brought you a gift! What a sweet kitty!

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    lol a thank you gift!

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    haha, I love kitties.

    On the other hand, I got to wake up to mine puking up fur this morning. I've developed this sixth sense about it and can wake up from a dead sleep to move him off the bed with me to a floor before it actually comes out for easy cleanup... LOL

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    She was trying to make sure that her beloved pet humans were fed and happy! Our kitties have left us dead mice, frogs, and god knows what as presents. One of our chickens did the same. Alpha roosters will drop bits of food in front of their hens in order to show that he accepts and protects them. He thought that my mom was one of his bitches, so he dropped a bit of chicken feed in front of her. My mom did not accept it, so he started attacking her. She had to fend him off with a broom. It's kinda sweet to know that he wanted to feed her, and funny that he accepted a human as one of his potential mates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    She was trying to make sure that her beloved pet humans were fed and happy! Our kitties have left us dead mice, frogs, and god knows what as presents. One of our chickens did the same. Alpha roosters will drop bits of food in front of their hens in order to show that he accepts and protects them. He thought that my mom was one of his bitches, so he dropped a bit of chicken feed in front of her. My mom did not accept it, so he started attacking her. She had to fend him off with a broom. It's kinda sweet to know that he wanted to feed her, and funny that he accepted a human as one of his potential mates.


    That made my day. We had pet chickens from time to time and I did not realize the roosters ever showed nurturing traits..I thought they just ran around and banged the hens when they could jump on top of them....

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post


    That made my day. We had pet chickens from time to time and I did not realize the roosters ever showed nurturing traits..I thought they just ran around and banged the hens when they could jump on top of them....
    So this is obviously not just a human male trait? hehehehe




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    Your cat just thought you were stupid. Face it.

    "Mum you IDIOT, why would you put perfectly good food in a receptacle underneath the sink? You totally forgot it there and it could've sat there NEVER being eaten! If I hadn't found it and put it in your bed, you would've have never found it and it would have gone bad! Stupid human."


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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post


    That made my day. We had pet chickens from time to time and I did not realize the roosters ever showed nurturing traits..I thought they just ran around and banged the hens when they could jump on top of them....
    Oh, they do that too. They are absolutely shameless, and will jump on anything, trying to touch cloacas.

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    [QUOTE=Hatshepsut;1180004]My mom did not accept it, so he started attacking her. She had to fend him off with a broom.QUOTE]

    I had that crap happen to me before. Damn rooster on my friends step-dads farm attacked my damn leg and about pecked me to death before I kicked it and it ran off.

    I think it was, mentally, not all there. Her step dad killed it the next weekend and we had some kickass chicken soup....

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