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    Not real!? *gallon of cum*

    Ok...I love youporn.com as much as the next girl (or guy) but sometimes you run across some stuff that makes you go WFT!?

    Like this guy jerkin' it by himself...WHAT pills is he taking to do this!? It totally looks legit to me...

    I have never seen this much cum, come from ONE person...in one sitting...ever!

    http://youporn.com/watch/49726

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    OMG! There has GOT to be something behind his dick to fake that... At least... I really hope its fake. I hope its not real. If it is... soooo not sexy. Wow, I'm freaking out.

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    hmm i kinda like it.

    but look at the size of hills balls.... maybe thats why there is so much cum

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    ^ Yeah those balls are really big. I actually do like the way he's gripping his cock, but the amount of cum is freaky.

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    He is SO holding something behind his dick.


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    i bet he has lots of children lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    He is SO holding something behind his dick.
    I thought that too...but it looks like it's coming right out of the correct spot that the hole is.

    His balls look inflated...I wonder if he put something down his dick hole and inflated them??
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    ^ Uh...er... that's... not how a penis works.

    I bet he inflated his balls with saline or silicone injections that are popular currently for sexual purposes and then used a trick of the eyes. Those fake knives look like they're really cutting into skin, too! Optical illusion and a tube.

    My theory.

    A fetish porn setup for those bigball cumming types.


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    that's insane.. i do hope to god it's fake....

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    ewww I don't like watching other men cum..

    there are some real gems on that site.. I saw one the other day with this girl stroking a HUGE penis (I mean really long, like1 foot maybe) and she has the funniest look on her face!

    I'm not going to post the link, just search big dick and it's the 2nd video.

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    heeheh i found some guy getting off using a sofa pillow. ....

    gotta love fucking those cushions. we really need to resurrect that youporn thread.

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    Eughw I dont wanna watch it!

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    Peter North has some competition....haha.
    I call fake.

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    It won't work for me.

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    Im not clicking on it I hate seeing cum shots they are the reason why I watch lesbian porn. Well I like lebsian porn in itself but I would like straight porn too if it werent for the cum shots.

    I think I remember Gingerlee writing something about fake cum on the sets of pornos.
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    FAKE! That's physically impossibe. The average amount of cum a guy can get out in one sitting is only 10 ccs.

    I have seen a LOT of dicks in my life (more than I wish to count) and I've never seen anything remotely like that

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    Haven't clicked on the link, and won't, but just so you know, semen is mostly produced by the seminal vesicles, up in the body cavity, above the testicles.

    Testicle size doesn't necessarily equate to semen volume. That's not where the bulk of the semen comes from.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Zeno View Post
    Haven't clicked on the link, and won't, but just so you know, semen is mostly produced by the seminal vesicles, up in the body cavity, above the testicles.

    Testicle size doesn't necessarily equate to semen volume. That's not where the bulk of the semen comes from.
    Very true. If that were the case men with vasectomies wouldn't produce ejaculate but they produce just as much.

    It's definatly a fetish video.

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    Some guys really do produce a huge amount of cum. I did a shoot with Rodney Moore who is known for shooting out this much.....and it was NOT fake!
    But yes, there is a LOT of fake cum on porn sets. It is possible that he is faking it..fill a condom with fake cum, hold it behind the penis and while you are stroking, squeeze the condom so it shoots out. I've seen this done many times and you ant tell on film that it is fake.

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    theres a video somehwhere on that site that my bf found and decided to show me one day, all of black guys with gianormous dicks getting handjobs and blowjobs and with huge amounts of cum...just like that...all over the girls...


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    Quote Originally Posted by exotisch23 View Post
    ewww I don't like watching other men cum..

    there are some real gems on that site.. I saw one the other day with this girl stroking a HUGE penis (I mean really long, like1 foot maybe) and she has the funniest look on her face!

    I'm not going to post the link, just search big dick and it's the 2nd video.


    HAHAHAHAHA! the girl looked very scared, confused, and looks like she wanted to cry! that is too funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by exotisch23 View Post
    ewww I don't like watching other men cum..
    Huh?

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    It's actually not a fake. I saw two other vids of that dude somewhere else.. different angle, different surroundings... and I am certain it's the same guy because of the comparison of his small dick to the size of his huge balls.
    I actually think he's got a warrant out in three states, due to the drowning death of a few whores there... rofl.. just kidding.

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    ^^^^god lol

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    Aaaaah. Ew. Too...much...semen....

    I think it's real, though.

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