So I'm sitting here with henna in my hair and Queen Helene's Mint Julep Masque on my face. I just finished bleaching my eyebrows and landing strip so that I can pass as a natural redhead. And I'm still stinging from taking my bush of doom to a landing strip.
After six months off, I'd forgotten just how insane my beauty routine is (and I don't even do my nails!). I've spent a couple hours getting myself up to snuff and I still have to Nair my legs.
After six months, I've also forgotten how much I hate dealing with my pubic hair. I should just suck it up and get it lasered off, but I want to pay off all my outstanding debts first. Since I'm starting grad school (in Seattle, ech) in a month, it'll be a while before I'm in the black. Shaving gives me razor burn, and the microwave is broken so I can't use my usual wax. I dropped by the co-op and picked up some of that sugaring wax instead. I'm sure it doesn't actually hurt worse than I remembered, it's just that I'm out of practice. Still, razor burn be damned, I couldn't bring myself to do a second run to get rid of the straggler hairs.
Is my only better option really to get a professional to deal with this?
On the upside, I can't decide whether or not I should tell my boyfriend that I stole his shiny new razor to shave my pubes. He'd probably be a little excited but mostly irritated that I dulled the blade. Decisions, decisions. . .![]()



Reply With Quote

Bookmarks