I did a search, and unless I'm a complete idiot, I didn't find these jokes posted! If this is already posted, then the search button does not like me!!!![]()
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Stop fingering me and fuck me.
4. I'm sorry.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
13. It's OK, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
16. Oh no, a flash headache.
17. (giggle and point)
18. Can I be honest with you?
19. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
20. Let me go get my tweezers.
21. This explains your car.
22. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
23. Are you one of those pygmies?
24. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
25. I didn't know they came that small.
26. Why is God punishing you?
27. Hell, why is God punishing me ?
28. At least this won't take long.
29. Let's just stick with your hand.
30. How interesting….
31. I never saw one like that before.
32. What do you call this?
33. But it still works right?
34. Do you take steroids?
35. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
36. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
37. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
38. Let me know when you're done.
39. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
40. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
41. Aww, it's hiding.
42. Are you cold?
43. If you get me real drunk first.
44. Is that an optical illusion?
45. What is that?
46. Does this run in your family?
47. Were you neutered?
48. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
49. Does it come with an air pump?
50. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.



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