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    Naked woman accused of assaulting people with a hammer arrested
    Wed Aug 22, 1:36 PM



    DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - A woman who police say assaulted people with a hammer while she was naked was arrested on a variety of charges, including assault and obstruction of emergency communications.


    Satin Delfrano, 32, of Des Moines was arrested on Sunday after police were called to a complaint of a woman armed with a hammer assaulting three other women.


    Officers went to an upstairs bedroom and found Delfrano.


    They allowed her to get dressed and then handcuffed her and led her outside.


    Delfrano tried to walk away on her knees and kicked an officer in the leg, injuring the officer, police said.


    Delfrano also was charged with assault of a police officer, third-degree criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.


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    Default Re: Naked woman accused of assaulting people with a hammer arrested

    You see, as much as people try to maintain the stereotype, not all naked women are good!
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    Default Re: Naked woman accused of assaulting people with a hammer arrested

    Hey, it's the fault of those other three women. They were the ones who were hammered.

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    Default Re: Naked woman accused of assaulting people with a hammer arrested

    ^^*groan*
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    ^^Thanks.

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    Default Re: Naked woman accused of assaulting people with a hammer arrested

    Thats it! I want to see some anti hammer campaigns. Ban those assault hammers! It's for the children. (blah)

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