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    Default kids sneak pokeman...mom sells on ebay....mommies a must read!

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    oh, i just LOVE grocery shopping with my 3! story of my LIFE!

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    In the meat department, a mother with one small baby asks me, “Wow! Are all six yours?”

    I answer her, “Yes, but I’m thinking of selling a couple of them.”

    LOL she went all out!

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    Default Re: kids sneak pokeman...mom sells on ebay....mommies a must read!

    We have 4 kids, and I can't really even imagine 6. Going shopping with all of them? No way. A funny read, though. Did you see the selling price? I wonder if someone will pay that, really.
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    Default Re: kids sneak pokeman...mom sells on ebay....mommies a must read!

    6 kids are cool >^_^< but id stick to my preference of 1 or 2.

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    That lady is awesome, I wish she had a blog. I'd read it daily.

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    That was really funny. I can't believe the price she got for those cards!

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    That lady is awesome, I wish she had a blog. I'd read it daily.


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    ^ she does have a blog, its mom2my6pack.blogspot.com i added it to my favorites lol

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    ahh..LoveSexMoney you got there before me!

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    Thanks guys! Another black hole in the internet for me to get sucked into lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss marina View Post
    ahh..LoveSexMoney you got there before me!
    did you see the baby's face? It's smeared with chocolate or something


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    OMG she's 28!

    Holy hell

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    Ohhh my oh my. My mom has had 6 kids...5 with her first husband and the last one with her second. She NEVER took any of us grocery shopping. I always wondered why when I was growing up..hahaha..and now I know why! My mom did let me come along every now and then since I was the best kid in the group. She told me it was her only time that she had alone...away from the stress from work, family life, etc.

    I used to take my baby sister grocery shopping with me. That was stressful at times with just her. Most of the time she was good but dang..other times she'd stick her arm out trying to knock over everythingggg. I'd have to walk down the center of all the aisles and hold her hands in trying to make a game out of it when I couldn't. Oh yes, the candy/magazines by the registers..the worst. I'd try to play games with her to distract her from touching everything but nopeee.

    Oh ....never take a child to the grocery store to get last minute supplies when a hurricane/tropical storm is on its way. My mom and I had to do that once. My baby sister got super excited from all the people running all over the store. We used to tell her all the time, "this isn't a park! no running!" and so that time she got all confused because there was everyone running..grr. The long lines at the register..ooo my..you can only play hide n seek/tickle me/peek-a-boo/what's in our purses for so long..

    I read the lady's blog and she said a friend of hers bought the cards from her. Soooo nice of her!

    How could I forget..my baby sister was being somewhat good at the store once so I let her walk around with me instead of being in the cart. Well we get up to the register where the candy is. I let her sit and look at everything. I turn to write a check, turn back around and what do I see...I see a freaking candy bar on the belt!! She tried to sneak it on there before I saw. The lady and I both started laughing especially since she stood there so innocently like "huh? what? I didn't do that..." so I let her buy it..haha

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    This lady is hilarious!! I absolutely love her sarcasm...
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    Default Re: kids sneak pokeman...mom sells on ebay....mommies a must read!

    that was an awsome read thanks for posting I willl check out her blog.

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    She doesn't have time to watch her grocery shopping but she has time to write a huge essay and answer 101 questions?


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    YOU: How many kids are you planning on having total?
    ME: Two.


    AHAHAHHAHAHA.


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    That many kids and yet she has spare time to blog? Umm....


    Whoa.


    And I cant wait to see her kids hit the teen years and hate her for blogging about them. Bahahahaaa.
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    I feel like all these kids are going to write books about their mom "exploiting them" someday

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    I think she mentions in her blog that she blogs really late at night like 2 am when they are all asleep.

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    This time online after my daughter goes to bed is my one true alone-time to socialize with other humans (i know, sad...) and I treasure it. That read was so wonderful, it gave me the cancer-preventing laughter I needed today.

    My baby is a total thief. She has stolen so much stuff from Target that I don't even bother to take it back anymore. Now I just secretly hope she will grab a bottle of shampoo or extra Swiffer pads...stuff I can use. So far it's mostly birthday candles and Altoids??? I made her eat a whole Altoid as punishment one time. She made the worst face and kept spitting it out, only to have EVIL MOM pop it right back in her mouth.

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    oops. That was accidental. It kept saying I was not authorized to perform that function... God, I've heard that line before!

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    That poor woman. I've taken three to the grocery store before (my brothers when they were little and I was a teenager) and it was a nightmare. I can't imagine doing it with six. My mom used to go to the grocery all the time and make me stay home with my brothers so she could get some peace and quiet while she shopped. My friends and I always wondered how come she went to the grocery almost every day, LOL! Now I know - with a teenager and three babies, it was the only peace she got!

    I was pretty good about not destroying or stealing stuff when I was little, but my mom hated taking me grocery shopping because I hated my shoes and would always take them off and stuff them behind the things on the shelf when she wasn't looking. We were really poor then, and she got so upset I kept throwing away my shoes like that. Eventually she gave in and just took me to the store barefoot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart View Post
    OMG she's 28!

    Holy hell

    Funny as her blog is.....

    I think it's been embelished.

    Out of bordem, I have been reading it....it doesn't add up. First she's only 2 years older than me, but pictures of her as a baby and in high school looked way, way older. Like, her high school picture looked like it was from the late 80's or early 90's...yet she would have graduated in 97?

    So.....I keep reading, and her oldest is 12.
    So she had her first kd at 16. Ok..that's not uncommon. She also has an 11 year old, 8, and a few younger ones. She was popping them out early and back to back.
    Again...not uncommon....but strikes me as odd.....

    Then to top it off, and really set alarms off.
    She said she celebrated her wedding aniversary. 15 years married.
    She's 28?
    She got married at 13??

    That would explain her first child at 16, but I don't get the impression from her posts that she lives in a small Morman community where they get married off as children and sent to procreate and populate the earth.


    Ok...I guess it is entirely possible...but I think her age must be slightly off. That high school picture just threw me. It l;ooked way to outdated to be from the mid-late 90's.


    As a funny side note.....
    Apparently her blog counter tracks wher eher traffic comes from. I bet she'll be thrilled to find out a bunch of strippers read her blog!
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