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    Default Eff you, cat fleas!!!

    Seriously, what is it with me and unwanted insects? I rid myself of the pantry moths, and now I have fleas. Well, not me, per se, but my new kittens. Little fuzzy bastards bringing purring and pests into my home. Damn their cute, furry hides!

    I haven't noticed any around the house yet, they're only on the gremlins. So, I'm off to buy borax, flea shampoo and arrange for dips for all of them. Foggers are out of the question, as I'm in an apartment. Feck. This is not how I wanted to spend my day.

    Damn you, fleas! Damn your bloodsucking creepy-jumping asses! Apparently the pantry moths didn't inform you, but I run this house! I run this house with bleach and poisons! You stand no chance, fleas. I shall kill you, and I shall kill your children. They will compose epics based on the senseless slaughter I shall visit upon you! I shall be the Grendel of the flea world (y'know, but without Beowulf)! Die, you fuckheads! DIE!

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    Dear G-d,

    If I die and come back to earth as an insect in my next life, please don't send me to Rozz's house.

    Thank you.

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    You got kittens? Have you posted pics? Can you post nekid pics with the kittens? Please, just for me? I won't show anyone!

    Oh, I use some spray the vet sold me. Its downstairs, I'll get it later and post the name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Dear G-d,

    If I die and come back to earth as an insect in my next life, please don't send me to Rozz's house.

    Thank you.
    Rozz is "The Terminatrix"...

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    Kittens??? Where are the cutsey baby pics??

    How old are they? If they are old enough..Adams flea shampoo is the BEST and then get advantage,frontline or revolution from your vet. A bit pricy..but it works..and anything you can buy in a pet store or grocery store can actually be toxic..even though it is supposed;y made for cats.

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    Check with your vet about Frontline or Advantage or Revolution, once the kittehs are old enough. That stuff is amazing. (We tried Bio-Spot, and one other "natural" one, they didn't work).

    ETAamn you, Cameron, and your faster typing.
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    Oooh, I got Revolution, that's it!

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    I take it you dont like fleas.....
    =P

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    I'm having the SAME problem with my 2 cats! I bought some flea shampoo the other day, along with some flea spray, flea collars, and a flea comb. Oh yeah, and flea spray for the carpet too. Fleas are a pain in the ASS when they get out of control.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckiCharm View Post
    I'm having the SAME problem with my 2 cats! I bought some flea shampoo the other day, along with some flea spray, flea collars, and a flea comb. Oh yeah, and flea spray for the carpet too. Fleas are a pain in the ASS when they get out of control.
    Borax is cheaper than carpet spray, FYI. I just Boraxed my house, and am now awaiting the vacuuming of doom. Then, into the bathroom to shampoo all the kitties. Twill be fun. I'm anticipating massive trauma to my arms/face.

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    did you get rid of the other cat? i dont remember..

    and yes, pictures please!!

    oh, and when my kitties got their baths when they came home, they were fine. no scratching or anything they might not be too bad, you never know!

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    Ok I'm gonna get some Borax too then.
    My cats sound like they're dying when I bathe them! Seriously, they act like I'm just being sooo mean to them. And while I'm bathing one, the other will sit by the door and cry too! So it's a mess when I bathe my kitties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Oooh, I got Revolution, that's it!
    yeah that shit is great besides fleas it takes care of hook worm round worm ear mites and more.its the best especially is your kittys goes outside
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