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    Are goofing off spontaneously ever good when working?

    Like, okay so the club I want to audition at is a peep show complete with slide-up windows and all that that go down and such. So I kind of have this fantasy in my head of slinking over to an open window as one would, bein all sexy and such as one would, then when the window slides and comes back up be totally busting out the snoopy dance from charlie brown. Just for like a split second, just long enough to give the guy a goofy grin and hopefully make him laugh a little. I am not sure how the same impulse would translate to a more common club environment but yeah. I love me so goofy snoopy dancing. At any point is it ever appropriate?


    It can be difficult to make a recently single man pay for sex when he knows that a quick trip to the local watering hole would secure at least one hard drunken tumble for far less cash. It is even more difficult when he is something of a dead ringer for James Bond as played by Daniel Craig and possesses the sort of awkard charm and confidence that brands a man like him as a lady killer.

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    what's the goofy snoopy dance?

    but ya, goofing off and making the guy laugh is a great thing to do, to supplement the sexyness.

    if I c an get a guy to full out belly laugh, he's putty in my hands, and MONEY! in my garter!

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    Oh when I'm bored I'm a complete goof on stage. I tap dance, I do the robot, play tag if theres another girl up with me...hey..if nothing else, I'll entertain my damn self!

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    Default Re: Funny Dances!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    what's the goofy snoopy dance?!
    yanno,Peanuts-Charlie Brown,Lucy,Linus,Peppermint Patty,SNoopy(dog) woodstock(bird) Anyways when what his face plays the piano Snoopy does a silly dance its real cute and funny

    when it was slow(and just regulars) my friend use to do that and" the carlton"( fresh prince of bel aire)
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    awesome! hooray!

    It can be difficult to make a recently single man pay for sex when he knows that a quick trip to the local watering hole would secure at least one hard drunken tumble for far less cash. It is even more difficult when he is something of a dead ringer for James Bond as played by Daniel Craig and possesses the sort of awkard charm and confidence that brands a man like him as a lady killer.

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    oh.; ok.

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    If the club is dead and I am hyper I have been known to do the running man (and in 6 inch heels it's quite an accomplishment.)

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    Being silly is GREAT. I mime hopscotch, do front rolls on stage, stomp around like an indian, do the supa-star pose, etc etc. This is ENTERTAINMENT, and it's totally ok! On what other freakin job can you get away with doing those things?!?!
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    Default Re: Funny Dances!

    i have heard from some customers at the lusty that they like it when dancers get silly. but then again, all those customers have been women and sometimes dancers from other clubs themselves. so the peepshow dynamic is quite a bit different i suspect.

    It can be difficult to make a recently single man pay for sex when he knows that a quick trip to the local watering hole would secure at least one hard drunken tumble for far less cash. It is even more difficult when he is something of a dead ringer for James Bond as played by Daniel Craig and possesses the sort of awkard charm and confidence that brands a man like him as a lady killer.

    - Daisy Loveless, Serving Lunch Weblog

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