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    HA HA my buddy allie worked last night at the club and evidently it was DEAD she made shit but hey thursday nite off season no big deal
    anywyas so she was chatting with these guys just to chat cuz they had already exhausted there lap dance amount and she told them she tp dances now allie is EXTREMLLY good like profesionall though ive never heard of a profesional tap dancer
    anyways they bet her there last 5 bucks she couldnt do it on one of the bar tables in her 7inch heels so she yells at mike to put on the tap song (these guys were not regulars or even people that came by once in a while cuz if they were theyld remeber that in july every wensday me an Al do the devil went down to georgia together on one of the bigger tables just for a laugh we usually dont even take the tips were offered cuz really its just fun
    so she does the dance and goes to jump down catches her heel on the table and falls flat on her face on the floor hard she sent me a pic her face is all red but not bruised and she twisted her ankle ...goood thing shes going on her 2 week vaca to see her new niece next week
    but the 2 guys felt so bad that they rushed out to the ATM machine at the gas station next door and took out 200 dollars and then ran out of the club they felt so bad
    she is laghing her ass off cuz shes fine weve twisted ankles before you just bind it up wear flat boots and stay off the pole and your fine at least we do it that way
    its just so funny how stupid people can be neither of us have made 450 (which is what she got total) on a thursday since season ended in march
    so she took tonight off
    i hope those guys come back i wanna try it
    Table dances are dangerous in 6 inch high heels when the dudes girlfriend walks up and throws her beer at you---

    Bombing for Peace is Like Fucking for Virginity

    Alli: 20$ bucks a dance thats the lowest i can go
    Dude: even for me
    Allie: even for you
    Dude: how about 25$ drunk people r dumb



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    The last time I twisted my ankle and fell I didn't get $200.00... all I got was a guy next to me calmly exclaiming: Dumbass!

    Then again, I probably didn't fall as graciously.. and I'm a guy.

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    lol i gotta say noone falls as graciosly as allie
    she looks natrual doing everything i swear she was born knowing how to pole dance
    lol
    Table dances are dangerous in 6 inch high heels when the dudes girlfriend walks up and throws her beer at you---

    Bombing for Peace is Like Fucking for Virginity

    Alli: 20$ bucks a dance thats the lowest i can go
    Dude: even for me
    Allie: even for you
    Dude: how about 25$ drunk people r dumb



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