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    Last night at the club there was this increeedibly gross guy there. He looked like a cross between Jabba the Hutt and one of the giant talking slugs on Futurama but with thick coke-bottle glasses. But literally, just cascading mounds of fat... *shudder* The first time I saw him he wrapped his arms around me and said "Where have you been all of my life" while trying to kiss my hand. Ewwwwwwwww.

    I saw him get some dances and about an hour later I talked to him again. Bla bla and I ask if he's ready for the wonderful private show I'm about to give him. He then tells me that he will but only if I'll take a PERSONAL CHECK. "I've already paid two women here this way tonight. Now the only thing about this, my dear," he said out of his super duper blubbery lip-flaps, "Is that I need your real first and last name in order to write it out."

    Oh my god he was sooo gross and that is sooo creepy. I mean, I DID see him getting dances... dumb strippers with jabba-stalkers! At least he can't run after you but ugh, that guy just sucked.

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    Don't be too hard on the girls. It's possible he was lying, and they did not, in fact, accept a personal check. I mean, aren't customers always pulling crap like that? "It's ok with the other girls!" Both as a Domina and a dancer, I've had so many customers/clients try crap like that "No other Dominas in town require an interview!" Uh...yeah, almost all do. Do you think we don't ever talk to eachother?

    But yeah, totally gross. I hope you got the hell away from him.

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    Who knows? Maybe they did accept the personal check. I wouldnt be sooo worried about the stalking. Id tell him to leave the name part blank and Ill fill it out later... and then Id cash it at HIS bank so theres no way to trace my info - but what about it bouncing - like no funds?

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    Eww gross! Totally not worth the risk to dance for him. Thats the line every customer says when hes trying to get something extra..."The other girls let me do it." Yeah right buddy.

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    Wow, what a freak. I hope you had a good night anyway!

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    :\

    I have a customer I take personal checks from. He used to get pull out funny money, but he doesn't like that the club takes 100 from me of the thousand he takes out, plus his hundred dollar surcharge. He gives me a decent amount of cash as well, but yeah, I think I'm one of the few strippers who accepts that as a form of payment.

    Then again, he's the only one I would ever consider accepting this form of payment from.

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    ^If you know the guy and know hes good for it, thats another story.

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    My customer who I know is good for it once asked to write me a personal check to pay for our time out together for dinner. I declined, simply because I don't want him knowing my "real name". He only knows my "real" stripper name.







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    Ha, Ive forgotten that people still even have cheque books!
    The op made me laugh so hard though - I love the description of the guy! :-D

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    At least he can't run after you! I just caught that reading a second time! ROTFL...

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    If you have a merchant account (every entertainer should!!!!!!!!!!!!) you can authorize personal checks immed just like credit cards. Just call it in like a CC. I go one further and photogragh his DL next to it, to prove he wrote it so he can never claim it was a stolen check.

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    A couple nights ago I did three dances for a guy at the end of the night, and when it came time to pay he only had $30 of the $60 he owed me. He tried to take cash out of the ATM but he "couldn't remember his PIN." (Whatever.) I involved the manager, who is a really big tough-looking dude, and the guy offered to write me a check. The bouncer said he could make the check out to "CASH" and never need to know my name. I got the guy's number and driver's license number written on the check, insisted on a tip for my trouble (so he wrote it for a whopping $40, woohoo), and the guy finally left.

    I KNEW it was going to bounce, I just knew it. So I took it to his bank to cash, and sure enough, the teller said he didn't have the funds available to cover it. I sighed and said it figured, and explained to the teller that this guy had wasted my time and been horribly rude and now he had stolen free lapdances. I said I hated for him to get away with that, and she said, "You're right, he shouldn't get away with that. I'll force it through." So she forced the check, I got my cash, and he got a bounced check fee. Bwahaha, I bet he wasn't expecting that. I love that teller forever!

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    ^^^ That is so cool! Yay for stripper-friendly bank tellers stickin' it to the douche!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    So I took it to his bank to cash, and sure enough, the teller said he didn't have the funds available to cover it. I sighed and said it figured, and explained to the teller that this guy had wasted my time and been horribly rude and now he had stolen free lapdances. I said I hated for him to get away with that, and she said, "You're right, he shouldn't get away with that. I'll force it through." So she forced the check, I got my cash, and he got a bounced check fee. Bwahaha, I bet he wasn't expecting that. I love that teller forever!
    Damn!!! That's great. Rock on.
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    ^ Wow, that's awesome Yek. I have come across a few really nice bank tellers like that in my time. Some women actually aren't jealous cunts, and sympathize. (On a side note, congrats on almost paying off your ticker.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by anomar View Post
    He then tells me that he will but only if I'll take a PERSONAL CHECK. "I've already paid two women here this way tonight. Now the only thing about this, my dear," he said out of his super duper blubbery lip-flaps, "Is that I need your real first and last name in order to write it out."
    Actually, that's NOT his (or your) only option. He could easily have written the check out to "cash" -- it works exactly the same, and it cashes out by anyone that endorses it. The only reason for needing your real name is obvious -- he just wants your personal info. The only drawback of "cash" checks are if they are nicked by someone else -- there's no safeguard that only you can cash it -- anyone can. But as long as you make sure to keep a check written out to cash safe and don't let it fall into anyone else's hands, you would be able to cash it just fine.

    I've taken checks in my time (retired from biz now), and I've always insisted that they be written out to "cash." It's funny to see the faces of guys who insist that they'd be more than happy to pay you if only they could write a check once they realize that they are NOT going to get the real name of the person for doing so. :-)

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    ^^ the only probelm is that you do have to endorse it, and when he gets a copy of the cancelled check, he'll have your name anyway.

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    No money, no honey!!



    That's a great story, Yek!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    ^^ the only probelm is that you do have to endorse it, and when he gets a copy of the cancelled check, he'll have your name anyway.
    Heh, nope -- I endorse my checks with a "doctor's" signature. Completely illegible. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedHairedGirl View Post
    Heh, nope -- I endorse my checks with a "doctor's" signature. Completely illegible. :-)
    doctors signature..LOLOLOL!!!

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    Wow. Yek, you have made me very happy.

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    LOL, I know, that bank teller is my fucking hero still!

    And I definitely didn't sign my name, I scrawled a completely illegible scribble on the back. You don't have to endorse a cash check with your actual signature if you don't want to.

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    See the movie Bethune for the explanation on doctors' signatures and prescription writing.
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    Just bumping this thread because I was out of town. I asked him if he could make it out to cash (in my sweetest and most inquisitive voice) and he looked at me very blankly and said that that isn't possible. Oh those crazy strippers and their crazy ideas

    My GM isn't very bright either. When I ranted to him about it and how this guy wanted to pay with a check but not make it out to cash, he said that you can only do it with your OWN checking account. I guess it's a pretty antiquated form of payment these days!

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    Pay to the order of BEARER

    That works, too.
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