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    Last night, first lapdance of the night. we do 1 song, i can tell the guy is kinda weird (middle aged italian guy), wanting to grind. so i keep moving around, changing positions so he doesn't get too worked up.
    1/2way into the second song i feel something wet, look down and he's cumming, it's seeping through his pants!! EEEEEEWWWW!!!

    this has never happened to me before, in 4 years of dancing on and off.

    me: are you cumming? Did you just cum?!!
    gross old guy: Nooooo
    me: yes you did! What is that then?! you have a wet spot, you got on me!
    gross old guy: well, see what you do to me? lets keep going.
    me: no, we are done. and you better tip me well.

    he then proceeds to give me $80 (he owed me 60), and tries to say that yes, now he would like to do a room.
    i told him i had to go shower his cum off of my leg.
    why do they try to hide it? it's like he thought i wouldn't feel or see a big wet spot.

    girls were telling me i should have just gotten a towel and done a room. i don't care, i was grossed out.

    how many of you have had a guy cum during a dance???

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    Quote Originally Posted by betterthaneden View Post
    this has never happened to me before, in 4 years of dancing on and off.
    Wow, you're lucky.

    I consider this one of the occupational hazzards of the job. It doesn't happen to me often, but when it does, there's really nothing you can do except shame him into giving you a nice tip.

    I'm shocked he wanted to keep dancing with you after that. Usually they are "done."

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    you shouldve done it. i had a guy cum during a lap dance there and i still did a room anyway, we did an hour and i barely danced for him. he told me he wanted me to make him cum AGAIN. uh, no thanks. i drank a lot (i swear, its that club! it drives me to drink! ) and danced around in front of him.

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    Thankfully..I've only been came on once...I learned my lesson the hard way, and am able now to be able to tell the type, keep my distance....still happens from time to time, but never on me.

    First time it happened to me, I was maybe a week into the job. Brand new, fresh, naive. I didn't know about air dancing. I thought you hopped on and rode the dude for the whole song. That's what they taught me!! I'd never even been to a strip club before, I didn't know any better!

    So..I'm grinding on the guy, facing him. I had on a white sheer dress. At this club, dances were fully clothed, not even topless. He had on swishy pants. Another lesson learned the hard way.( swishy pants= automatic airdance)
    So halfway through the song, he came. Seeped right through thoes pants and onto my dress, my legs, my tummy. I felt wetness on my tummy. It seeped through my dress! I run into the dressing room screaming. Didn't even stay to get paid. I took off my dress, threw it in the trash, jumped in the shower....
    My naivety was lost that night.....

    There is a bright side to the story.....

    Now, I'm not a vengeful type of person, but there was a fat girl who was mean to me there...after coming to my senses over the "incident" I got my dress out of the trash....and gave it to fat girl. She had complemented me on it eariler in the night, and didn't know what had happened to me....

    She wore it for months......

    I secretly called her cumstain after that.


    But yeah...occupational hazard. You just kinda learn the type, and try to airdance or change position aas much as possible, and demand a tip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by betterthaneden View Post
    Last night, first lapdance of the night. we do 1 song, i can tell the guy is kinda weird (middle aged italian guy), wanting to grind. so i keep moving around, changing positions so he doesn't get too worked up.
    1/2way into the second song i feel something wet, look down and he's cumming, it's seeping through his pants!! EEEEEEWWWW!!!

    this has never happened to me before, in 4 years of dancing on and off.

    me: are you cumming? Did you just cum?!!
    gross old guy: Nooooo
    me: yes you did! What is that then?! you have a wet spot, you got on me!
    gross old guy: well, see what you do to me? lets keep going.
    me: no, we are done. and you better tip me well.

    he then proceeds to give me $80 (he owed me 60), and tries to say that yes, now he would like to do a room.
    i told him i had to go shower his cum off of my leg.
    why do they try to hide it? it's like he thought i wouldn't feel or see a big wet spot.

    girls were telling me i should have just gotten a towel and done a room. i don't care, i was grossed out.

    how many of you have had a guy cum during a dance???

    I have had 1, will at least 1 that I KNEW about. (I've heard of custies wearing condoms to prevent leakage.) I was grossed out majorly when it happened.
    I don't want bodily fluids on me, that's unsanitary as hell.

    I would've definitely gotten a towel and taken him to the room if it had been me..It's funny how $$ makes me get over being grossed out. Plus from the dialogue, you had him wrapped around your finger..You should've went in for the kill !

    The gross custy who came on my leg was a cheap-o, he gave me my fee and dashed out before I could even ask him for a tip !
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    ive only gotten in once and it wasnt too much, thank god. horrible. big non semen covered hugs to you.

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    Wow ...4 years in a contacct club and this is your first?? You ARE lucky!! I've had this happen quite a few times...the worst is the guys who DONT leave or go to the bathroom or anything...just walk back out and order a drink sitting there stewing in their own baby batter. Blech....I cant get to the baby wipes and Purell fast enough..how can they stand that??

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    some times it wont happen for weeks, then BAM one days three guys in a row decide to cum in their own laps. I'm surprised you've been dancing for 4 years and been lucky enough to avoid it!

    Honestly I wouldn't have done the room, tooooo grosss.




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    I would have said, oh you still want a room?
    I have to charge you a hazard fee. It'll be an extra $200 for the room, just cause you are a potentially hazardous situation.

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    that's good....but "back off"....not "back up"

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooster470 View Post
    What do you recommend a guy say if he's getting close to cumming during a dance? "I'm getting a little too worked up can you back up a bit"
    Back up and air dance for awhile. Just smile and say you have that effect on men....I'd be happy as hell that he warned me first!!

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    i always apreciate the ones who warn, but usually i get up and air dance for a while if i think they might be ready.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    I would have said, oh you still want a room?
    I have to charge you a hazard fee. It'll be an extra $200 for the room, just cause you are a potentially hazardous situation.
    I love it ! I'm going to remember to use this one.

    I've danced a lot longer than 4 years and I've only had that 1 incident, so I guess I've been really lucky. I do change postions constantly though, don't know if that makes a big difference..I never knew it was so common.
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    it is a hazard of the business...I work hard on trying to read my customes and if I feel unsure about him I will keep my distance during the dance

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    This has only happened to me twice in all my years dancing. I blame the girls who got to them first for getting them worked up to the point that they will get off on just a tiny bit of friction. If I think a guy is going in that direction I back way off and tell them not to bust a nut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Farrah_Holiday View Post
    I have had 1, will at least 1 that I KNEW about. (I've heard of custies wearing condoms to prevent leakage.) I was grossed out majorly when it happened.
    i had a customer who routinely put on a condom before we danced and had me dance til he was done. it grossed me out, but at least he put the condom on.

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    Anyways, I'm sorry that happened to you babe. I haven't had it happen to me in md yet but in philly quite a few times, it's gross. I always immediately end the dance and go clean up. It's yucky to me. I just see the people as put in to the "Worst" bin as far as custies go and don't want to bother.
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    OMG I'm so sorry this happened to you. I was just going to make a thread about this too. What is an appropriate way to demand for a higher amount of payment?

    This happened to me on Thursday night. This guy was like pre-cumming. He wanted lots of heavy contact (more than what I'mwilling to give) and he wears basketball shorts everytime he comes in the club







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    ew ew ew ew ew, I hate this more than anything in the world. It happens to me FAR too often, and I swear I don't even give much heavy contact (i.e. grinding). In the back of my mind, whenever a guy comes in his pants, I always think "ew what if it seeped through his pants before I could get up, what if he's got herpes or something?" Is it possible to catch something from an STD-infested custy coming in his pants...esp. if any of it gets on you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Wow ...4 years in a contacct club and this is your first?? You ARE lucky!! I've had this happen quite a few times...the worst is the guys who DONT leave or go to the bathroom or anything...just walk back out and order a drink sitting there stewing in their own baby batter. Blech....I cant get to the baby wipes and Purell fast enough..how can they stand that??
    Yuck...but...




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    It happens, way too often unfortunately. And yes, i'm pretty sure it can be possible to catch something, especially if you're dancing fuly nude and don't notice in time or are not warned and you end up being on the mess for a while.

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    tonight i sit down to dance for this guy and he goes "do you think you can make me cum?" i told him that i know i could but seeing as how that is absolutely disgusting, he better not. needless to say he only got the one dance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by likewow View Post
    Sometimes there is really nothing you can do to prevent it.
    LOL! I was giving a table dance to a guy once...arms length away. He was sitting watching calmly, then halfway through ONE dance he taps my arm and tells me I can stop. Thinking something was wrong I asked why. He said he was done. I looked down...yep...wet spot. I was like are you KIDDING ME???? I'm all the way over here!!!!
    I asked if he was married and he said yes. That poor poor woman. Honey I'm ready for sex...ooooohhh..never mind. Yikes.

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    Lucky you its only been once, but yeah thats gross. Once seems like too many!
    Its happened a bunch of times to me, but not recently. If they have done it, its only gotten on them, not on me. I can kinda tell when its about to happen.

    Yikes. and

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    I still remember how mortified I was the first time it happend to me. I made it 5 years before I encountered this gross experience. Maybe I was that naieve (sp?), or maybe the class of customers changed, or maybe it's just the whole dynamic of the club has changed...in any case, I've now sadly become used to it. As long as they don't get their "baby batter"(LMAO!) on me.

    Sorry you had to join the club. Remember you're not alone. As was already stated, there are times it's completely unavoidable. So chin up, head high, and know that you're a good, beautiful woman!

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