Over the years I've noticed a few things about friends of mine (and people in general) on Myspace. The straw that broke the camel's back was when I logged in earlier and find 14 chain letters posted by the same person.
The Gullible Poster - There is always at least one person that reposts every chain letter they get. You know the ones: "Make a wish, scroll down 13 pages, resend to your entire friend list and you'll get a phone call in 5 minutes OMG IT REALLY WORKS LOL!!!!!!!!". These are also usually the first ones that have their accounts hacked by clicking on a phishing site (I'm willing to bet on something related to "See who visits your page").
The Quizzer - Next up are the people that take every quiz, including the one about how many times they masturbate in a year, and then send it out. A quiz every now and then is great, but I don't want to read 7 a day about you!
The Blogger - If people want to read your blog they'll subscribe to it and receive an email notification about your post, end of discussion.
The I Need Attention Poster - Subcategory to The Gullible Poster. These types post "If you're my friend you'll repost this back so that I know you read it".
The Religious Zealot - "You're all going to hell. Myspace is the devil, that's why I'm on it.". I'm all for your beliefs, and will respect them until you try to force them upon me. If I wanted to go to your church I'd be there with bells on every Sunday. Unfortunately, I don't care about how I'm going to hell if I don't read your bulletin, thanks for caring though!
The Joker - I'm guilty of this (but I don't spam every joke I find). The people that post every funny joke they find, every story, and so forth.
The Conservative - The people that post once in a blue moon if at all and when they do so it's generally important.
That's pretty much all of the ones off the top of my head. I'm guilty of a few at times myself, feel free to add to the list!



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