The other night I had just started work early at 4pm, and there was minimal customers in the club. I was going around asking for dances, but for some reason it seems during the day there are bigger, cheaper douschebags ITC. I approached some old, nasty decrepit dude and introduced myself, made a minute of small talk before asking "Would you like to come in the back with me?" (Wiggle boob, wink) ....he said "Why don't you give me a bussie first?".....I was like "Excuse me? What is that?" "Well you put your boobs in my face and I'll put my lips on them and make a 'bussing noise.' All the girls in NYC do it" (like what you do on babys stomachs) ....GROSS! I stared at the guy and said "Oh really, and what is the going rate for that?" "$1" "HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah right" and walked away. Right dude, I'm sure the NYC chicks are letting guys "buss" their boobs for $1, considering it costs 50 fucking dollars just to park their cars for 3 hours. I'm so sick of this $1 shit. I'll go ahead and dig $1 out of a garbage can, if I'm looking for small bills.



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