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    What is the weirdest thing anyone has ever said you looked like?
    I have has a few...
    One out of state guy looked into my face and said how much i looked like his sister. He got descriptive, a little shy...and then bought multiple dancing while randomly shaking his head like he couldn't believe it.
    Write off any odd comparisons people? Celebrities? Animals?

    I also had someone tell me a girl I worked with was scruffy like a stay alley cat by his house....equally odd. Mostly that he then tipped her...

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    1974 Pontiac El Dorado.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    I met the first guy (well, technically the second guy) I sold a lapdance to a couple years later. He said that he bought the dance because I looked like a big, clumsy puppy and he wanted to see what I was going to do.
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    ^^^Oh god like what? Sniff his ass and drool? Jesus people are stupid...that is a good one.

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    I was on stage and a guy came up with a really weird look on his face and clutching his dollar, he looked so disturbed. I asked him if he was ok and he said "Cindy, why are you here?" My name is not Cindy and I told him, he looked so releived. He said he never met anyone who looked so much like his sister in his life. He didnt buy dances, he said it was creepy and he kept looking at me across the room, shaking his head too and even sent a buddy over to make sure I really wasn't Cindy. I walked by once and begged him not to tell mom and dad, the look on his face was seriously priceless.

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    My friends once told me I looked like Daniel Stern (the tall burglar in Home Alone and narrator on The Wonder Years), but that was back when I grew a wild-looking beard, before my current clean-cut days.
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    I am supposed to resemble Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead. I was even once pestered for an autograph after Jerry had died.

    Oh, and when I wear my Santa hat at Christmas time, children and even some adults tell me what they want for Christmas.

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    Tom Green, I'm desperately trying to change that image.
    Man oh man, what a trip it's been.

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    One guy said his sister, another said his cousin, another said his ex-wife. They all bought dances regardless.

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    Ray Thistlethwaite from Aussie Band Thirsty Merc. Got myself a haircut straight away, but still one or two rock chick strippers like to remind me. This will get me busted on here by local girls that browse these forums.

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    A customer comes to see me because I remind him of a cheerleader on his wife's cheer squad.

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    ..his daughter... and he bought dances D:


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    Chrissy Hynde from The Pretenders.
    The guy must have been off his chops, but given the distinct lack of resemblance between her and me, I dont think i really need to say that, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    ..his daughter... and he bought dances D:
    Oh man...I try to not be judgemental...but...that is wrong...very wrong....hehehe

    When I was a kid everyone said I looked like Donny Osmond. When I got into my 20's I had a couple strangers tell me I look like Rob Lowe.

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    on guy said i looked like his girlfriend, he got a dance. this older guy said i look like his niece, he didn't get dances.

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    Jeff Daniels. (He's putting on the weight I'm trying to take off.)

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    Yeah i get some creepy ones....

    the guy who said I looked like his daughter and not only bought dances, asked if he could call me Chloe while I danced(his daughters name). Ew.

    the guy who told me I looked JUST like his sister and kept asking me to fuck him. I asked if he had ever fucked his sister and he said that he didnt know me well enough to tell me that...umm..thats a big YES to me!! He finally came in one day all happy becuase he found a hooker that looks just like me..yeah..no..you found a hooker that looks just like your SISTER. He was one of the top prosecuters in the county too.

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    i've been told 2 or 3 times that i remind customers of conan o brien

    but they always follow it with "it's not the way you look!!!!!! it's just... something about you"

    i don't mind though, since i think he's hillarious. i just wish i knew what it was.

    i'm sure having red hair and being paper white is part of it.

    and i once had a guy tell me i looked exactly like his ex (only she was blonde). he spent a load of cash and talked about her the whole time. i get the feeling she was "the one who got away".

    maybe spending time with me was cathardic in some way for him. maybe it helped him figure some things out? *shrug* i hope so. he was a nice guy anyway.

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    I had a guy a few weeks ago tell me I looked like this porn star, one said I look like a girl on his myspace (I'm not on MS), and my regular customer also said I look like the porn star Jada Fire. FYI: She's ugly and I look nothing like her. About a year ago, this guy bought a crap load of dances from me. He told me I look just like his brothers wife..and that he secretly has a crush on her.







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    i always get kat von d now. it irritates me. i look nothing like her, and she has a manly voice!!

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    I get called an pansy a lot....I suppose there's some resemblance
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    I get called an pansy a lot....I suppose there's some resemblance
    Start drinking drinks without parasols and that'll stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    i always get kat von d now. it irritates me. i look nothing like her, and she has a manly voice!!

    it's because she's the token tattooed girl.

    i frequently get that i look like -any- "alternative" looking girl. i also get -any- redhead.

    name a famous redhead and i PROMISE i've been told i look "just like her".

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    Quote Originally Posted by likewow View Post
    One guy told me I look like Beyonce. This would be a compliment, and not that strange, until you realize that I am whiter-than-white - pale, freckles, blonde hair, blue eyes. I have no idea where that came from.
    Perhaps you have a spectacularly good looking booty?
    Last edited by UtahMike; 08-29-2007 at 10:02 PM. Reason: corrected spelling from good lucking to good looking. Maybe a Freudian slip?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Yeah i get some creepy ones....

    the guy who said I looked like his daughter and not only bought dances, asked if he could call me Chloe while I danced(his daughters name). Ew.

    the guy who told me I looked JUST like his sister and kept asking me to fuck him. I asked if he had ever fucked his sister and he said that he didnt know me well enough to tell me that...umm..thats a big YES to me!! He finally came in one day all happy becuase he found a hooker that looks just like me..yeah..no..you found a hooker that looks just like your SISTER. He was one of the top prosecuters in the county too.

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