View Poll Results: What is your most common excuse to stay home from work?

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  • Too tired

    15 18.07%
  • Too far to drive

    1 1.20%
  • Would rather spend time with bf, kids, or hubby

    10 12.05%
  • I can work tomorrow instead

    11 13.25%
  • Don't need the money

    1 1.20%
  • I banked last night anyway

    2 2.41%
  • Too much effort to get dolled up and ready

    2 2.41%
  • Can't deal with people today

    22 26.51%
  • I need to do my stripper laundry

    4 4.82%
  • Other

    15 18.07%
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    Quote Originally Posted by desavirsire View Post
    This is my #1 excuse when i don`t go in
    Meh...as if you ever look fat!

    Mine is usually either I dont feel well or I know I just cant handle dealing with customers. If I'm in a mood where I'm going to be irritated every time someone says hi to me..I dont bother going in

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    All of the above including a mandatory 3 days off for my period and of course followed by " I will go in super early tomorrow ".

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    Gassy.

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    ^LMAO! I have to say thats a good reason though!

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    I voted "cant deal with people today". Whenever I feel like my ego may be too fraagile to deal with a bunch of asshats (this is generally why I dont work weekend nights) or that I don't have the energy to put on a 'happy face', I stay home if I don't feel like the drive to work will be enough to overcome a negative feeling of going in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Picaresque View Post
    mine too. but in my case it's not just a feeling.
    shut up. youre not fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrayStripper View Post
    I feel fat.
    Yup. Either this, "I need to study," or "I'd rather be riding." of course, they all end up being called in as "I'm sick." of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmeerah View Post
    Gassy.

    I have this problem.



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    Default Re: Excuses to not go into work...

    Mine was that I was too hungover or strung out. I didn't feel like dealing with people then.

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    Default Re: Excuses to not go into work...

    When I don't go in on a night I am meant to be working (or even a night I'm not meant to be working) it is usually due to tiredness. I value also my mental health and realise in the environment I'm working within currently how much I can take before I burn out so I try to work smarter not harder.

    I can only do 3 nights a week regularly. Every so often I'm movtivated for 5 nights however I usually do well enough over those three nights that I don't need to work those other nights.

    Don't need the money also comes into it at times as well.

    For instance, if I have just come back from a particularly lucrative 2-3 week business trip where my profits exceeded my expenses for the trip by alot and thus I could afford one extra week off before going back to work.

    At the moment, I also don't work alot because I'm trying to expand my life via the AWL shelter volunteering I'm doing... I actually enjoy volunteering there (now that I have started). All the fun stuff is done of a morning and since i'm usually alseep or useless til mid-day after a night of work.. I want at least a few days a week that I can get up and go into the AWL to work during the week.

    It helps me feel better about myself.

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    explosive diarreah!

    anything short of that and they would guilt me into coming in.




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    Default Re: Excuses to not go into work...

    The excuses I use mostly are if I had a great night the night before, I want to hang out with my BF, friends or family, am semi-burned out and don't want to deal with people or I'm just feeling plain 'ol lazy...

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    Too much effort to get dolled up and ready, mixed with too tired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicolina View Post

    I think my most common was something slick like this: "If I stay home and recoup tonight, I'll probably make more tomorrow than I would if I worked both nights in my current burnt-out state."

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    I feel fat.
    Both of those were my biggest excuses. Either I felt too fat and knew I wouldn't have enough confidence or I figured I could make more money in one night that two. Sometimes it was a combination; like I'm too fat today so I'll make it up tomorrow, lol.

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    Pretty much a combo of all of them and more, lol. So I said other.

    I would try the "can't come into work cause I am having anal sex" thin, but then my boss would either demand to help, or at least want pics, lol!

    Mostly, it's just cause I don't feel like it, be it due to tiredness, period, sex, TV, family time, or a plain ol case of the blahs.
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    Well two months ago I had a bad Thursday and I'm sure today is going to turn out the same so why bother going in.
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    It starts just not being in the mood, and then saying....do i really want to deal with some sweaty ugly PL gripping his two dollars and wanting me to REALLY work it? not so much......then I stay at home and grab a baskin robbins.

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    I feel sick and weird. That's mine right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    Heh. I always take special pleasure in farting ON custies.
    especially when they don't know it!!!

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    I have several right now, but at the moment my biggest excuse is my new tattoo. The scab has been coming off all day but I only got it five days ago, and I keep thinking, "But it'll get dirty and infected... wahh... better stay home..." But I know full and damn well I can't stay home for another week and a half until the damn tattoo heals.

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    Keep your rubbing alcohol handy Yek. oops! Sorry! I ruined your excuse!

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    I was told not to put alcohol on it, but I've got antibacterial soap and my unscented lotion. So yeah, I really have no excuse. I need to get off my duff and go make some coffee and start fixing myself up. *sigh*

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    Quote Originally Posted by NatalieFRPhilly View Post
    I've used all of these, but I chose "don't need the money." Usually once I've got all my bills paid, then I'm a major slacker. I'm trying to work on this though.

    I also believe in signs. And sometimes..I take it to the extreme. Like if three people cut me off before I even get to the first major highway then I say..it's a sign..there's assholes tonight. Or if my makeup just won't go how I want it to..it's a sign I shouldn't work. God, my most crazy was, I wouldn't work because it was a full moon. I've started to get over that.
    Ha ha this is soooo me. I refuse to work holidays, no full moons, and about a billion other "signs". My husband does it too, he's like "people have been acting crazy today...I don't want you to go!" Are you a sagittarius?

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    HAHA! Sorry Yek! But tonight is my night off! I really feel like I should go in, but, I'm sick (for real) and I have to work 12 hours tomorrow starting at 10am. But, I'm bringing my clothes tomorrow with me so if I make it to the club before cut off, then I'll go in. It'll be payback tomorrow for me!

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