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    Default what is your definition of tacky?

    im just wondering........

    i hear "tacky" alot

    hey i thought this would be like a good thread for "dont's"

    i will start with ........
    i think its tacky when girls wear white heels with black stockings/thigh highs
    i also think its tacky when girls demand custies to buy them a drink
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    It's tacky when you wear the same exact outfit every day you work and never change.

    It's tacky when you wear bright pink 8 inch shoes with an outfit that doesn't even match with the pink.

    It's tacky when you wear a bathing suit at work (FYI newbies) and non-stripper shoes.

    I'll think of more later...trust me. I see so much tacky shit at work it's not even funny.

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    Oh yeah, and it's tacky when you wear extensions that don't blend in with the texture/color/length of your natural hair.

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    what about when the dancer chooses the same stupid song from the jutebox every time she goes goes up

    blehhh
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    It's tacky when you sit with the younger "cuter" customers for hours without getting paid for your time while everybody around you knows it. It's not only tacky, but it makes you look cheap.

    It's tacky when I see dancers digging in the ass (probably getting the thong out or who knows even?) on the floor IN FRONT of customers.

    It's tacky when girls sit in visible sight of customers bitching about how slow it is, how they're not making any money, and how every customer in the club is a loser.

    It's tacky when dancers ask other dancers (that they don't know very well) how much they make a night.

    As for customers:

    It's tacky when customers sit at the tip rail with a stack of dollar bills in front of them which the dancer on stage can clearly see, and then fail to tip her.

    It's tacky when customers expect to get a "special" dance because they're cute, it's their first time at a strip club, they know the bouncer, etc. AND THEN even ASL for special treatment. "C'mon, dude, do you even realize how much of an asshole you seem to be when you ask something like that? Have some common courtesy and manners."

    Those are all of the ones I can think of right now. . .

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    Hay now LuckiCharm, that depends on the suit! Altho after not being a newbie, you prob shouldn't.

    Tacky to talk trash to customers about girls, tacky being on the phone screaming in the dr to whomever, tacky getting wasted.

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    its tacky to count your money in or at the bar for all to see
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elusive21 View Post
    It's tacky when I see dancers digging in the ass (probably getting the thong out or who knows even?) on the floor IN FRONT of customers.
    Hey! I can't help it if my ass is so big that it eats up my panties all night.



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    When you let your black roots grow out so far your hair is half plat. blonde/half black. PIck one!

    When you let your extensions grow out so far you start looking like medusa.

    When the false eyelash starts falling off and your to drunk to realize it, or to drunk to care, so you just work all night with a half hanging off eyelash.

    When you wear a lingerie set obviously from walmart. Usually mismatched, sometimes including full back granny panties. Did ya just grab any old bra and underwear outaa your drawer and decide to go to work? ( yeah...I've seen this)

    5 inch long dagger nails. Usually glow in the blacklight. Reminds me of a Halloween witch.


    LAstly...girls who act like they were born in a barn is tacky. Like you have absolutly no grasp at all on simple manners and etiquette. Like covering your mouth if you cough or burping loudly without covering your mouth or sayign excuse me. Burping or farting in public, right in front of a customer...and acting proud of your acomplishment.

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    Woah! Wait!!

    You mean im NOT supposed to burp the alphabet when im trying to sell a dance? And I shouldn't fart twinkle twinkle little star?

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    personally, i think the thong hanging halfway down your ass is tacky. I saw this ALOT at Lollipops when I was out in daytona, and seen plenty here in LA. Why? Its like plumbers crack with a Gstring, just not sexy to me.

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    tacky is walking around in your stripper shoes all night, then taking them OFF when you get on stage. if your set is themed and calls for this, ok...but not in general.

    tacky: when your outfit has WAY too many pieces/accessories. (i.e. the layered look that just looks rediculous and thrown together)

    tacky: GREASY hair. c'mon?! how hard is it to wash your hair...and if you didnt have time...throw in some baby powder!

    tacky: when you dont really know how to /care to perform and all you do is that STUPID booty clapping move.

    thats all i can think of for now

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    Quote Originally Posted by roxanna View Post
    personally, i think the thong hanging halfway down your ass is tacky. I saw this ALOT at Lollipops when I was out in daytona, and seen plenty here in LA. Why? Its like plumbers crack with a Gstring, just not sexy to me.
    ^^^Hey, that was gonna be mine
    Wearing fishnet/fecncenet tops and dresses with nothing on underneath
    (which is just plain dangerous with my nipple rings )
    With all the stupid things guys will say, stay cool.

    "Her apartment is littered with soggy G-strings and cheap 8-inch heeled shoes, along with empty tubes of body glitter, mascara, prescription drugs, zit cream, Aqua Net and Polaroid pictures of her and her "friends" engaged in some drinking and dancing on St. Patrick's Day last year. " My God....

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    For customers- Its tacky when you ask "you're gonna give me a 2 for 1 right" after we're in the lapdance room. Then decide you don't want the dance because I won't give you a 2 for 1. "Oh come on please. youre killing me blah blah". Sorry not a half rate stripper...so youre not gonna get half price.


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    Oh, and I really hate the ti-jar shoes with the giant lime-green dollar sign on it that glows in the blacklight. blech.
    With all the stupid things guys will say, stay cool.

    "Her apartment is littered with soggy G-strings and cheap 8-inch heeled shoes, along with empty tubes of body glitter, mascara, prescription drugs, zit cream, Aqua Net and Polaroid pictures of her and her "friends" engaged in some drinking and dancing on St. Patrick's Day last year. " My God....

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    haha....that was tip-jar
    With all the stupid things guys will say, stay cool.

    "Her apartment is littered with soggy G-strings and cheap 8-inch heeled shoes, along with empty tubes of body glitter, mascara, prescription drugs, zit cream, Aqua Net and Polaroid pictures of her and her "friends" engaged in some drinking and dancing on St. Patrick's Day last year. " My God....

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    It's tacky to do a table dance AT THE STAGE with your foot all up on the tip rail and your hands ON THE STAGE while you bend over. (new girl irritated me by doing this twice on Wed)

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    Haha, I have a custie who likes having burping contests with me... I do think it's tacky, but he pays me the price of a dance every time my burp is bigger than his.

    I hate hearing girls announce to the floor how high/drunk they are.

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    i think its tacky when guys eat at the tip rail......yuck
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    Quote Originally Posted by DancerNTampa View Post

    tacky: when you dont really know how to /care to perform and all you do is that STUPID booty clapping move.

    i just wish i knew how to do the booty clapping move
    or i just wish i had the booty to do that with.

    hahaha

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    I don't know about anyone else, but I am CONSTANTLY having to re-adjust my damn thong because of camel-toe and slippage (especially on stage when I'm moving around a lot). Sucks having such a big ass/hips too, seems they don't make g-strings for girls who have 36-inch hips. Damn working in a topless place, nude is so much better.
    Either way, to chime in....
    1. Girls who come into the DR and announce (usually in front of the girls who had a bad night) "OMG! [INSERT CUSTOMER NAME] JUST TIPPED ME $100 FOR ONE DANCE!! AND THEN GAVE ME $5,234 TO TALK TO HIM FOR 5 MINUTES!" (or some other ridiculous variation of this story)
    2. White girls in the DR all trying to be the baddest, most wankster bitch in the club (this is probably only in Philly and other parts of Pennsylvania, seeing as we are White Trash World), cursing out everyone and thinking its soooo cool
    3. Laying down on the stage for YOUR WHOLE SET on your back and just fake dry-humping the air
    4. Girls who do extras, are idiots and don't get their money up front, wind up getting some paltry sum of money like $100 for blowing someone, curse out the customer and tell him "I use this $100 bill to wipe my ass, bitch", then complain loudly in the dressing room about the whole ordeal. Not that I care about the extras (since it doesn't affect my money anyways, seeing we are such a big club and the only girls who do them look like hyenas), I just really don't want to know.
    5. Customers who announce to the girls "SORRY, I don't GET lapdances." *snide smirk* I want to say "SORRY, thats like going to a restaurant and ordering water." *smirk, give finger, walk away laughing*
    What, does that make you better than the guys who do??

    I could go on but whatever.

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    I've seen 2 girls do this just this week...

    Its TACKY to put on an old Hanes wife-beater and wear it as your costume. Please buy a real outfit.

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    Stripper shoes with living goldfish in the transparent, water-filled heels.

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    this thread rocks my socks.
    It is tacky to-
    ~ask other girls how much money they made
    ~ask if other girls are having a good night. If they say their night is bad, it is tacky to announce that you have already made 500 or more dollars, and you don't know why the other girl is having such a hard time
    ~ask to borrow stuff...every fucking shift. If you are a stripper, you should be able to afford baby wipes/hairspray/perfume.
    ~give your opinion on other girls outfits. Often, and unasked.
    ~be that dumb bitch in the dressing room yelling/crying into her phone so the entire dressing room knows that your boyfriend is on drugs again/spent the rent money/cheated on you
    ~get really drunk and start lots of drama....every shift

    I could go on for so much longer....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfire View Post
    ~give your opinion on other girls outfits. Often, and unasked.

    ~be that dumb bitch in the dressing room yelling/crying into her phone so the entire dressing room knows that your boyfriend is on drugs again/spent the rent money/cheated on you
    hahahahaha i know where that first one came from... but shut up about the second one, i did that! but that was a bad night in general haha..

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