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    Default Oh why cant I think of anything!

    Im having txt (SMS) sex (almost) with this guy I want. He always beats around the bush (har har very funny) and when I get straight to the point he gets scared and bolts. I heard he is a bit of a male slut though.

    So, he just txted "Really? What do you have in mind then?"

    I cant think what to txt back...........
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    "Something that will blow yours"

    Never give up the mystery and control. He either takes it from you, or lives it as it's fed.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    LMAO!!

    Sorry I got impatient and txed back:
    " For fear of this txt convo turning into a Carry On film script Ill get straight to it-Fancy a Ride?"

    He didnt bolt this time, he just txt back with :
    " Oh yes. When?"

    LMAO, so funny. So much for keeping the mystery.
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    go get him girl!

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    I did, last night, twice.

    Yummy
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    did you have him with extra "Hot Sauce"... hehe

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    Odd you should say that. He txted me:
    " Is there anything you like? Dislike?"

    I txted back:
    " I dislike spicy food and cruelty to animals"

    LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jezzebelle View Post
    Odd you should say that. He txted me:
    " Is there anything you like? Dislike?"

    I txted back:
    " I dislike spicy food and cruelty to animals"

    LMAO
    SMOOOOOTH

    Hhahahahahahahah That is CLASSIC.

    You could say "I also like long awkward silences, giving wedgies, and going through medicine cabinets"
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    Damn! Why didnt I think of that!!

    LMAO

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    Flirtation is so much fun.

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