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    Houston is so rife with morbidly obese people that the hospitals have to borrow medical equipment designed for large zoo animals!

    Ugh, I've already hurt my back lugging around people weighing over 300 lbs. It's only going to get worse. I'm scared.

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    I guess Houston is becoming the human equivalent of an elephant graveyard...

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    One of my friends used to work in the ER, and they got a woman weighing over 800 lbs. They found a dead kitten under her breast, several rotting boxes of fried chicken, mounds of dried feces and urine, and the decomposing remains of a miscarried fetus that she didn't even know about. I don't even wanna know how that last thing was possible...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    One of my friends used to work in the ER, and they got a woman weighing over 800 lbs. They found a dead kitten under her breast, several rotting boxes of fried chicken, mounds of dried feces and urine, and the decomposing remains of a miscarried fetus that she didn't even know about. I don't even wanna know how that last thing was possible...
    Quite possibly the vilest image I've imagined in a loooooooooong time!

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    ^^^^You've got to be kidding me!

    I know Houston is a fat city and all, but that takes the cake.

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    LOL! I could've sworn SA was the fattest city in the country. All this mexican food...YEESH!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    One of my friends used to work in the ER, and they got a woman weighing over 800 lbs. They found a dead kitten under her breast, several rotting boxes of fried chicken, mounds of dried feces and urine, and the decomposing remains of a miscarried fetus that she didn't even know about. I don't even wanna know how that last thing was possible...


    Oy!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    One of my friends used to work in the ER, and they got a woman weighing over 800 lbs. They found a dead kitten under her breast, several rotting boxes of fried chicken, mounds of dried feces and urine, and the decomposing remains of a miscarried fetus that she didn't even know about. I don't even wanna know how that last thing was possible...
    I don't think I am going to be able to eat for a week after reading that. Holy shit, that's vile!

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    Hmmm, I could make a ton of money by giving stories and visuals like this to people who wish to diet! I'd have them eat bad foods like ice cream and Mexican food while showing them stuff like that! I couldn't eat chocolate ice cream for awhile because I was watching a Discovery Channel documentary on maggots!

    Hey girls, if you ever want to go on my Gross-Out Diet (TM), just ask me for some gross nursing stories!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Hmmm, I could make a ton of money by giving stories and visuals like this to people who wish to diet! I'd have them eat bad foods like ice cream and Mexican food while showing them stuff like that! I couldn't eat chocolate ice cream for awhile because I was watching a Discovery Channel documentary on maggots!

    Hey girls, if you ever want to go on my Gross-Out Diet (TM), just ask me for some gross nursing stories!
    Please give me more visuals like this. I really need it. I was about to eat something it really helped. Where do I sing on for a daily bulletin from you?

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    I can PM you gross stories if you want.

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    Apparently very very very fat.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    One of my friends used to work in the ER, and they got a woman weighing over 800 lbs. They found a dead kitten under her breast, several rotting boxes of fried chicken, mounds of dried feces and urine, and the decomposing remains of a miscarried fetus that she didn't even know about. I don't even wanna know how that last thing was possible...
    How in the FUCK do you let yourself get to that point?! If you can't wipe your own ass you just MIGHT want to put down that chicken. Oh, and poor kitty

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    Quote Originally Posted by BalletBaby View Post
    Apparently very very very fat.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    One of my friends used to work in the ER, and they got a woman weighing over 800 lbs. They found a dead kitten under her breast, several rotting boxes of fried chicken, mounds of dried feces and urine, and the decomposing remains of a miscarried fetus that she didn't even know about. I don't even wanna know how that last thing was possible...
    How in the FUCK do you let yourself get to that point?! If you can't wipe your own ass you just MIGHT want to put down that chicken. Oh, and poor kitty
    Holy fucking cow! I thought those scenes were only cartoons and scary movies. Really, everyone, if I ever get to be 800+ pounds shoot me please. Being unable to fuck or wipe my own ass is the last stop for me.
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    Anyone want to guess how the lady managed to get laid? I mean, when you're that fat, your thighs and belly form one big massive flabby cunt that blocks it off. In order to even get down there, you have to separate all those folds.

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    ^^Someone must have been into BBBW (beastly beautiful big women). Really who would have a penis that long anyways? How sexy would it be to move the sweaty dirty fatty folds to stick a dick in?
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    Really? all that? Seriously or are you just fucking around?

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    Please! for the love of god, please stop with the mental images, I'm gonna have nightmares the entire week

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    Quote Originally Posted by BalletBaby View Post
    How in the FUCK do you let yourself get to that point?! If you can't wipe your own ass you just MIGHT want to put down that chicken. Oh, and poor kitty
    Maybe she tried to wipe herself with the kitten...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Anyone want to guess how the lady managed to get laid? I mean, when you're that fat, your thighs and belly form one big massive flabby cunt that blocks it off. In order to even get down there, you have to separate all those folds.
    Mmm ... what club was she working - that would be quite a stage show!!>!

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    My mom was a doing rotating as an ER nurse and would tell me stories similar to that. Sometimes when someone is so huge they stop caring and piss and shit on themselves because they are unable to get to a bathroom or lazy to ask for assistance. She would have to put a pad and a catheter in so they wouldn't mess themselves as bad. Its sad reall
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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    Maybe she tried to wipe herself with the kitten...
    "MEOW! ROWR!" as the kitty is stuck but the chub muffles the sound. Then a claw coming out of the chub as it attempts to free itself.



    Really, being skinny doesn't mean that a person is fit. Yet, I do wonder when Americans will wake up and realize that your health is all you have when it comes down to it. If people really knew what they were putting in their bodies they would be beyond shocked.
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    seriosuly, with the kitten/cat getting well engulfed, I seriously can't think of the right word, would that be grounds for animal cruelty?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    ^^Someone must have been into BBBW (beastly beautiful big women). Really who would have a penis that long anyways? How sexy would it be to move the sweaty dirty fatty folds to stick a dick in?
    Wouldn't it be easier to just bang her navel?
    Forget about 69-ing, too, 'cause that would just look a lonely 6...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    One of my friends used to work in the ER, and they got a woman weighing over 800 lbs. They found a dead kitten under her breast, several rotting boxes of fried chicken, mounds of dried feces and urine, and the decomposing remains of a miscarried fetus that she didn't even know about. I don't even wanna know how that last thing was possible...
    No fucking way...is this documented somewhere? This has to be in JAMA or something...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    No fucking way...is this documented somewhere? This has to be in JAMA or something...
    "JAMA"? More like "JAM(balay)A"...I wouldn't be shocked if the Journal of the American Medical Association editor passed her story on to:


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