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    Haha. I've been amusing myself for the last half hour with some 16 year old kid on MySpace. He messaged me saying,

    "send me a pic of ur pussy", so I replied with a picture of my cat.

    "no i dont wanna see a cat i wanna see ur pussy", so I replied again with the same picture of my cat.

    "r u stupid i dont wanna see a cat show me ur pussy", so once again, I replied with the same picture of my cat.

    "ok can we talk about sex", I sent him the cat picture again.

    It's been about 12 messages back and forth now, and I just keep sending him this..



    He just won't give up.

    Children on MySpace amuse me, but damn, I don't wanna go to jail for showing my vag to a fucking minor haha.

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    Haha he's sitting on my lap and he appreciates the compliment

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    Send him a pic of a vagina thats not yours but could passed off as being your very own...simple as that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSheEp3 View Post
    Send him a pic of a vagina thats not yours but could passed off as being your very own...simple as that.

    k, don't think that is legal either

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    Well I was going to search for a pic of a really thrashed out looking porn vagina but decided to go with the 'cat' angle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffie06 View Post
    k, don't think that is legal either
    oh yeah the kid is 16. okay nevermind.

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    I get a lot of shit like that from children. One 15 year old kid kept sending me messages saying "i want to put my dick in your pussy and ass and fuck u"... he was sending me like 5 messages a day and I ended up reporting it to MySpace abuse!

    It really creeps me out. I sure as hell wasn't saying things like that when I was 15!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    I get a lot of shit like that from children. One 15 year old kid kept sending me messages saying "i want to put my dick in your pussy and ass and fuck u"... he was sending me like 5 messages a day and I ended up reporting it to MySpace abuse!

    It really creeps me out. I sure as hell wasn't saying things like that when I was 15!
    It comes with the territory, plus myspace is full of weirdos, attention whores, murderers, nymphos, horny dudes, immature kids, etc. Myspace........nuff said. =P

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    LMAO what a cute kitty
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    What an adorable kitty-kat you have!

    Personally, I would've just told the little bastard to FUCK OFF and then blocked him! I'm such a bitch.



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    LOL! that is so funny. that boy is really getting "annoyed" haha he really must think yer "that stupid" that u havent heard the new term for vagina (pussy) lol!

    thats so funny. if u keep sending him a pic of yer "pussy" cat , why doesnt he jus say, "ok send me a pic of yer vagina" /

    jhahaha this thread made me laugh. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jus keep sending him that hahahaha
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    OMg. Your kitty looks just like my kitty.

    Such a pretty pussy you have, Darcy Fox.

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    You gotta wonder though....if you did.... What the replies would be.

    "Oh yea...that tite. I'd tear u in 2."
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    hahaha, stupid teenage boys. you do have a nice pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
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    Children on MySpace amuse me, but damn, I don't wanna go to jail for showing my vag to a fucking minor haha.
    Whatever happened to the current generation of Boy Scouts? Are they all mouse-mashing, chubbie-choking, adolescent shut-ins?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    "ok can we talk about sex", I sent him the cat picture again.
    i lol'd!

    get his phone number and make a date. with his mom.

    then show her these messages. muahahaha!

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    That's a really cute kitty you have there--great expression on her face!
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    I know!!!!! I just want to cuddle her and throw yarn at her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    Haha. I've been amusing myself for the last half hour with some 16 year old kid on MySpace. He messaged me saying,

    "send me a pic of ur pussy", so I replied with a picture of my cat.

    "no i dont wanna see a cat i wanna see ur pussy", so I replied again with the same picture of my cat.

    "r u stupid i dont wanna see a cat show me ur pussy", so once again, I replied with the same picture of my cat.

    "ok can we talk about sex", I sent him the cat picture again.

    It's been about 12 messages back and forth now, and I just keep sending him this..



    He just won't give up.

    Children on MySpace amuse me, but damn, I don't wanna go to jail for showing my vag to a fucking minor haha.
    So are you saying that you'd show your vag to us grown-ups?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    So are you saying that you'd show your vag to us grown-ups?
    mr.hyde? you sir, are a geeeeenius!

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    I've had a TON of underage kids write me these past couple weeks, but my favorite was some kid who kept asking to see pictures of my BOBES. What the fuck are BOBES? He didn't just call them that once, he called them that at least 2 dozen times. He begged and pleaded until I finally had to block him and tell him that even though his profile said he was 37, he looked like he was 13. He admitted he was in middle school after that. Fucking teenage boys.

    When kids write me I have a little form letter I send back asking where the hell their parents are, why they feel the need to contact a porn girl when they are 14, and if they know who Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC is. It gets on my last fucking nerve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    What the fuck are BOBES?


    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    ...his profile said he was 37, he looked like he was 13.
    hey, i resemble that remark!

    ok, more like 18. (i wish)

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    That's a cool idea. If I even get that request, I think I'll try that angle.

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    Darcy you have the cutest pussy ever. I love his/her expression.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoopy View Post
    Well fuck, how was I supposed to know that? Seriously, Bob the Builder has bobes? I would have never guessed!

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