Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Miraculously Hits Passerby Instead
Tragedy was narrowly averted when a stray bullet bound for singer Beyonce thankfully struck and became lodged in a passerby.





Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Miraculously Hits Passerby Instead
Tragedy was narrowly averted when a stray bullet bound for singer Beyonce thankfully struck and became lodged in a passerby.





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OK but why aren't they saying ANYTHING about the passerby who was struck. Was this person injured? Did they die?
The report seemed kind of messed up. Like Beyonce's life is more valuable than the passerby.





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^LOL
The Onion is great ! Thanks for sharing Budai !
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Budai!,
How could you not report this about the republicans invaded our home?
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I love this one.... thank you onion:
http://www.theonion.com/content/radi...wn_from_remote
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They didn't even give the name of the Passerby, or any details. F that. What about the tragedy that this person is probably not super rich and can't likely afford the enormous medical bills that will come from being shot? Not to mention the missed owrk they will suffer, and the pay loos or even job loss. How to feed kids with a gunshot owund and no job?





oooohhhh. Now I feel a little dumb.





That shit ain't funny!! Scared the crap outta me!![]()
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*whispers* Psst, Jayda. I think she meant "ditto".
But I kind of like the idea of Dido the Pop Star working her way into the story. She needs an angle for a comeback, after all.
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LOL the onion is great.
If Dido gets shot in the forest, and no one is there to hear, does she make a noise when she falls?
well, only is she is alive to hear it.![]()
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