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    Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Miraculously Hits Passerby Instead

    Tragedy was narrowly averted when a stray bullet bound for singer Beyonce thankfully struck and became lodged in a passerby.

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    For a moment I assume this was a real story.
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    OK but why aren't they saying ANYTHING about the passerby who was struck. Was this person injured? Did they die?

    The report seemed kind of messed up. Like Beyonce's life is more valuable than the passerby.

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    I<3 the Onion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmeerah View Post
    OK but why aren't they saying ANYTHING about the passerby who was struck. Was this person injured? Did they die?

    The report seemed kind of messed up. Like Beyonce's life is more valuable than the passerby.
    Beyonce's life IS more valuable than some passerby. I think God must have sent that person to save Beyonce's life. It's a good thing that there are people like this to help save our celebrities!

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    ^ LOL

    The Onion is great ! Thanks for sharing Budai !
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    Budai!,

    How could you not report this about the republicans invaded our home?




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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmeerah View Post
    OK but why aren't they saying ANYTHING about the passerby who was struck. Was this person injured? Did they die?

    The report seemed kind of messed up. Like Beyonce's life is more valuable than the passerby.
    It's the ONION.

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    I love this one.... thank you onion:

    http://www.theonion.com/content/radi...wn_from_remote
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    They didn't even give the name of the Passerby, or any details. F that. What about the tragedy that this person is probably not super rich and can't likely afford the enormous medical bills that will come from being shot? Not to mention the missed owrk they will suffer, and the pay loos or even job loss. How to feed kids with a gunshot owund and no job?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ITgirl View Post
    They didn't even give the name of the Passerby, or any details. F that. What about the tragedy that this person is probably not super rich and can't likely afford the enormous medical bills that will come from being shot? Not to mention the missed owrk they will suffer, and the pay loos or even job loss. How to feed kids with a gunshot owund and no job?
    It's the ONION. It's satire.

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    IT'S A FAKE STORY. Lol I like how they say the bullet "thankfully struck and became lodged in a passerby". Yes thank goodness Beyonce only got a bruise!

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    oooohhhh. Now I feel a little dumb.

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    That shit ain't funny!! Scared the crap outta me!
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    Love how they say the stray bullet "thankfully" struck a passerby instead of beloved Beyonce. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by ITgirl View Post
    They didn't even give the name of the Passerby, or any details. F that. What about the tragedy that this person is probably not super rich and can't likely afford the enormous medical bills that will come from being shot? Not to mention the missed owrk they will suffer, and the pay loos or even job loss. How to feed kids with a gunshot owund and no job?
    Who cares? It's just some random passerby. The main thing is, Beyonce is SAFE! That's what we should really be concerned about here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leilanicandy View Post
    For a moment I assume this was a real story.

    Dido. Thanks for sharing it was entertaining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sent_from_heaven11 View Post
    Dido. Thanks for sharing it was entertaining.
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    *whispers* Psst, Jayda. I think she meant "ditto".

    But I kind of like the idea of Dido the Pop Star working her way into the story. She needs an angle for a comeback, after all.
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    LOL the onion is great.

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    If Dido gets shot in the forest, and no one is there to hear, does she make a noise when she falls?

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    well, only is she is alive to hear it.

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