Norman Greenbaum - Spirit In The Sky (dun wanna strip to jeebus dammit)
Brak - Don't Touch Me (my choice there)
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody (THE WHOLE THING TOO)





Norman Greenbaum - Spirit In The Sky (dun wanna strip to jeebus dammit)
Brak - Don't Touch Me (my choice there)
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody (THE WHOLE THING TOO)
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
i have danced to this.
dj qbert - aphrodisiskratch. there is nothing like a twisted sounding sped-up skratched-up orgasm loop to disturb the hell out of a bunch of people playing poker and ignoring the half-naked girl onstage. at least it got them to look up! do i sound bitter? i kinda am. being a stripper in a place that's MAINLY a poker joint four nights a week can do that to you...
quoth the dj: "please, never, ever, ask me to play that song again."
my favorite is there's a version of the pulp fiction soundtrack that has movie clips between the songs...id get up there and my song starts and it's "WELCOME TO THE WORLD FAMOUS JACKRABBIT SLIM TWIST COMPETITION..whats your name little lady? mrs. mia wallace...and whos your fella here....vincent vega" and then it's all "it was a teenage weddin and the old folks wished em well.. do do do do" and i'm all trying to do the twist in 6" platforms. (it is amazingly hard) i'm such a clown...
o/` c'est la vie, say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell
edit: id try to follow this "strange" song with something else from the soundtrack that was "normal".... like al green - lets stay together.![]()
Last edited by anelia; 10-06-2007 at 07:49 AM. Reason: do i have to have a good reason?
"I'm teaching fools some basic rules. / I believe in the Golden Rule. The man with the gold rules. / I made a little money.
And like the Bible says, I was enjoying the fruits of my labor. This is my comeback. This is me doing what I love to do." -- Mr. T
"In the street I am my divine self. In the club I am a stripper, portraying a fantasy.
That's not to say anybody can do or say anything to me but it's acting. Playing a role. That simple." -- Pure![]()
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Almost everything listed on here I"ve heard multiple times! Not wierd at all.
Of course, being the smartass I am I dance to Spinal Tap when I'm bored.."gimme some money"...
Last December I also danced to several songs off the Bob Rivers Twisted Christmas CD!
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