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    So I see my next door neighbor this morning, & a greeting by me turns into a f*cking tirade..Haha, I p*ssed him off tho, I don't take orders from him, or anyone not wearing a badge.
    Why don't I wear shoes, long pants (um, it's summer?) I checked, I don't have a sign that tells people I need their guidance.
    And for f*cks sake, & for the 5,000th time, I FREAKING called my insurance company about the recent storm damage.


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    your neighbor's trying to give you orders? tell him mind his own business. what you do is for you to know and him to never find out.

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    Geezus Whirlz,

    ask the individual if they are going to start paying your bills - then they would have a little right to dictate what you do.

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    HAHAHAHAHA!! Why dont you wear long pants??? THATS what he was bitching about???

    Well...to entice good men like yourself to watch me out of their windows kind sir of course...why else would I flash my kneecaps so seductively...

    LOLOLOL>..I would not have been able to stop myself from laughing in his face!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    HAHAHAHAHA!! Why dont you wear long pants??? THATS what he was bitching about???

    Well...to entice good men like yourself to watch me out of their windows kind sir of course...why else would I flash my kneecaps so seductively...

    LOLOLOL>..I would not have been able to stop myself from laughing in his face!!
    That is so funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    HAHAHAHAHA!! Why dont you wear long pants??? THATS what he was bitching about???

    Well...to entice good men like yourself to watch me out of their windows kind sir of course...why else would I flash my kneecaps so seductively...

    LOLOLOL>..I would not have been able to stop myself from laughing in his face!!

    That's so freaking funny

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    I just tell mine (who's all UP in my business) I gotta go. I've been ignoring him, the creep, and he's been leaving me alone, as far as I know.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    HAHAHAHAHA!! Why dont you wear long pants??? THATS what he was bitching about???

    Well...to entice good men like yourself to watch me out of their windows kind sir of course...why else would I flash my kneecaps so seductively...

    LOLOLOL>..I would not have been able to stop myself from laughing in his face!!

    Yep^. Actually, I did. He got so frustrated trying to tell me what to do, he kept telling me to go in the house. I did laugh in his face. I saw him this morn. & I did NOT say hi, or wave. He can be nice when he wants, but mostly he's negative, pushy, & weird.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    HAHAHAHAHA!! Why dont you wear long pants??? THATS what he was bitching about???

    Well...to entice good men like yourself to watch me out of their windows kind sir of course...why else would I flash my kneecaps so seductively...

    LOLOLOL>..I would not have been able to stop myself from laughing in his face!!
    OMG! you made me laugh so loud. Im sure it echoed down the hallway of my apartment complex


    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz View Post
    Yep^. Actually, I did. He got so frustrated trying to tell me what to do, he kept telling me to go in the house. I did laugh in his face. I saw him this morn. & I did NOT say hi, or wave. He can be nice when he wants, but mostly he's negative, pushy, & weird.

    You should tell him to wear long sleeves long pants and a hat and and to walk that way through egypt during the summer with out any water, and then you might consider

    Or suggest he move away.LOL

    and if that doesnt work, try threatening to register him with NAMBLA

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    If it's any consolation I saw a sweet little old lady in my building and said hello to her. She said "Don't you EAT?!!" I thought she was playing and laughed. Then we got on the elevator and she (unsmiling) said it again. Neighbors can be a pill!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    If it's any consolation I saw a sweet little old lady in my building and said hello to her. She said "Don't you EAT?!!" I thought she was playing and laughed. Then we got on the elevator and she (unsmiling) said it again. Neighbors can be a pill!
    Look her up an down and say "Well, you're not exactly appetizing, but with a little salt and some BBQ....."




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    ^ haha! Tell your neighbor to fu*k off with telling you what to do!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    If it's any consolation I saw a sweet little old lady in my building and said hello to her. She said "Don't you EAT?!!" I thought she was playing and laughed. Then we got on the elevator and she (unsmiling) said it again. Neighbors can be a pill!
    I hate that. I'm not fat but I don't look famished or anything...and big rolly polly ladies will say I need to eat. Yes because i don't weigh 300lbs I must starve myself.


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    Long pants???? WTF?? Tell him it doesn't matter that you're wearing shorts because no one will see them once you put on your burqa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylorlila View Post
    I hate that. I'm not fat but I don't look famished or anything...and big rolly polly ladies will say I need to eat. Yes because i don't weigh 300lbs I must starve myself.
    Ugh, one of my old co-workers used to harass me about that. As she ate her Lean Cusines.

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    That's hilarious. You mean you passed up a perfectly good opportunity to turn the hose on him? Sounds like he needed a cold shower.

    One of my neighbors recognized me online some time back and felt the need to inform my SO that there are pictures of me on the internet... NAKED pictures!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ITgirl View Post
    One of my neighbors recognized me online some time back and felt the need to inform my SO that there are pictures of me on the internet... NAKED pictures!
    *Gasp* The secrets out! Oh No!

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    Just tell him you'll consider wearing pants as soon as he starts wearing a plastic bag over his head...with it tied around his neck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess View Post
    Just tell him you'll consider wearing pants as soon as he starts wearing a plastic bag over his head...with it tied around his neck.
    Haha, you KILL me, Venus!!! Glad to see you back again, dear!


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    Damn, I have some freaky neighbors but you win!
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    Yep. I noticed now he's parked his car further away. Damn, I'm so sad..


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    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz View Post
    Yep. I noticed now he's parked his car further away. Damn, I'm so sad..
    Hey aren't u supposed to posting those bunny pics....

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    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz View Post
    Yep. I noticed now he's parked his car further away. Damn, I'm so sad..
    Well, he's got to stay far away from you and your enticing bare feet and calves!

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    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz View Post
    Yep. I noticed now he's parked his car further away. Damn, I'm so sad..
    You should run out in a hula skirt and coconut bra whenever you see him and dance around.

    Then stand back and watch his head explode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embyr View Post
    Long pants???? WTF?? Tell him it doesn't matter that you're wearing shorts because no one will see them once you put on your burqa.
    Quote Originally Posted by ExoticEngineer View Post
    Look her up an down and say "Well, you're not exactly appetizing, but with a little salt and some BBQ....."

    I love it!!
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