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    My first lap dance, I asked the dancer what the best tip she ever got was. She stuttered a little bit, I guess because she never really had to answer the question before, and I handed her more than the dance was worth itself.

    My question to the dancers is: what's the favorite/most notable/most fun thing that's ever happened to you, or with you, in the SC? Preferably stories that involve custies.

    When I'm out, I'm out to have fun, so if anyone has something I could even use, don't be shy.

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    She probably stuttered because it's very uncomfortable for a dancer to get asked about money. Just try to keep that in mind.

    My favorite thing involving a customer in a club...that's a difficult question! I've never really thought about it. The first thing that comes in my mind involves a very memorable customer from about a year back. He took me to VIP for like 8 hours! All we did was drink, talk, I danced for him a few times, and we had a few shooter girls come up every now and then. Basically, for some reason, he was just in the mood to spoil the hell out of a dancer and he picked me! He kept saying "Whenever you want a dance from another dancer let me know!" "Anything you want!". Not suggesting you have to do that to make a dancer happy, I was just answering the question.

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    My favorite/most fun thing with a customer?

    When they hand me several hundred dollar bills.

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    That's cool of course, but, okay, one change: besides a customer totally spoiling you. Haven't you ever met a custie with imagination?

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    When customers just gave mehundreds at a time. For doing nothing but talking.

    On stage when a guy just lays all his money on the stage.

    Those days were cool. But I don't think i'll ever dance in my current city.

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    See above.

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    I'm not quite sure what you want.

    We are WORKING. We aren't there to have creative fun, or meet imaginative people. We're there to make money. So pretty much for everyone, our favorite moments will be when we get the most money.

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    My thoughts immediately trailed to the customer who tips hundred dollar bills. But wait...now my thoughts are headed to the guy who gave me his own origami dollar creations. Cranes, a rose, even a baby dinosaur. When something like that happens, it really makes it all worthwhile. The little things...that's what makes stripping special. It's making me tear up right now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairbay View Post
    Haven't you ever met a custie with imagination?
    I don't give a shit about a custy's "imagination"; I go to work to make $$.

    And most of the guys who think they're oh so clever and interesting and unique, and are just making the dancers' nights with their shining personality and tantalizing conversation...they're usually cheap. I don't have much use for them.

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    That's cool of course, but, okay, one change: besides a customer totally spoiling you. Haven't you ever met a custie with imagination?
    Dude, they're there to make money. They could give a rat's ass about your imagination.

    Who the hell left the troll gate open this month, anyway?
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    I'm just confused why a guy who looks like Fairbay (that avatar--Grrrrrrowl) needs stripper-dating advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairbay View Post
    Haven't you ever met a custie with imagination?
    They have if imagination can make their car payment and buy diapers.

    I know you're new and all here, but are you sensing a trend here?
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    I couldn't care less. Imaginitive guys won't pay my bills. I'm not looking to be impressed by anything other than your big...fat....thick....great smelling ...... pile of money you're handing me. I don't care if you ride a unicycle backwards, cash is better.

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    Yeah, I don't really care about imagination either. Usually when guys try to get creative, it's just annoying since they're often requiring yoru attention and trying to get in in a way that doesn't involve paying you. I once had these guys follow me around from stage to stage, and sit as close as they could without paying. They kept trying to get me to talk to them inbetween, but ofcourse, I wasn't going to give them the time of day. Finally, one of them stopped me (after both of them stared slack jawed and watched me dance, again) Hey- do you like magic tricks?? I should have said "not as much as I like it when people tip for watching my show" but I just gave him the death look right in the eye and said "NO."

    Moral of the story, don't be cute. Just be make polite, decent conversation, and pay us.

    My favorite time was when a guy bought more dances from me than I've ever sold to one person. He turned into an asshole later on in the night...but that was quickly forgotten when I counted my money at home.

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    One time some guy cracked some kind of nut on the bar and a condom came out. I'm gonna put that in my my memory book...

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    can there be, like, a new greeting or something for people who sign up to this site" "warning: your bubble is about to burst! we go to work to make money. we do not care about your imagination or your oh so fabulous conversation or that drink you want to buy us. we want your money. end of story."


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    You know whats creative? Being respectful and SPENDING MONEY on the girl. Instead of being liek every other douche who thinks they have something we want other than money. You dont.

    My fav day at work? When a guy did hours and hours of champagne rooms with me(netting me big bucks),bought me all the Cristal I wanted and rubbed my feet,while we talked about fun stuff like movies,books and South Park. It was heaven. He also let me invite friends up to party with us which was fun. I got a massage by a cool guy who was fun to talk to, I got to make a buttload of cash and I got to help a friend or two make money too. Good night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Picaresque View Post
    I don't give a shit about a custy's "imagination"; I go to work to make $$.

    And most of the guys who think they're oh so clever and interesting and unique, and are just making the dancers' nights with their shining personality and tantalizing conversation...they're usually cheap. I don't have much use for them.
    Yep. I don't give a fuck about a guy's imagination, unless part of what he imagines is giving me piles of money. I'm not at work to hang out with friends, I'm at work to pay my bills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicagoeditor View Post
    I'm just confused why a guy who looks like Fairbay (that avatar--Grrrrrrowl) needs stripper-dating advice.
    Well...the avatar is more an expression caused by being on the receiving end of black justice.

    Quote Originally Posted by cherry_sin View Post
    I couldn't care less. Imaginitive guys won't pay my bills. I'm not looking to be impressed by anything other than your big...fat....thick....great smelling ...... pile of money you're handing me. I don't care if you ride a unicycle backwards, cash is better.
    but.... the riding the unicycle backwards was for me. I try to please every one!


    Quote Originally Posted by sun child View Post
    One time some guy cracked some kind of nut on the bar and a condom came out. I'm gonna put that in my my memory book...
    Or a plastic easter egg with a 20 in it? I am SO doing that and leaving it on the seat when I get up at the tip rail

    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    Yep. I don't give a fuck about a guy's imagination, unless part of what he imagines is giving me piles of money. I'm not at work to hang out with friends, I'm at work to pay my bills.
    but but but...my mom says my imagination is priceless
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Um, I seem to remember some strange guy screaming about being my brother or something at my stage...and acting retarded...but he brought this SUPER hot chick with him, so it was totally worth it
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    A customer gave me $100 tip on stage and then told me to come upstairs to his private function and then he paid me $500 to just sit a drink a nice bottle of champagne with him.
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    There was a guy last night doing magic tricks in the VIP, but then again, he and his friends spent hours in the VIP. Paying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sxybrat07 View Post
    Um, I seem to remember some strange guy screaming about being my brother or something at my stage...and acting retarded...but he brought this SUPER hot chick with him, so it was totally worth it
    Was it me?

    I still can't believe the OTHER dude though! Holy shit that was creepy! Does he still come in?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    Or a plastic easter egg with a 20 in it? I am SO doing that and leaving it on the seat when I get up at the tip rail
    omg. Do it! That's great.

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    I have one of the best customers ever we always do champange rooms and have so much fun. He doesnt get handsy with me, never asks me on dates, dresses really nice and is not bad looking, etc. The second time he ever came to see me we were getting really good service and he asked me if he was allowed to tip the VIP manager, I told him of course and he asked me how much. I told him what ever he wants, he asked if I thought 100. would make her happy. I replied "$100. will make anyone happy!" So in addition to what he already pays me , everytime he wants to see me smile he gives me another hundred dollar bill. of course i love it!

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