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    Default My husband is humping our girlfriend upstairs

    And I'm having some sorbet and and stripperwebbing downstairs.

    What's going on at your house?


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    My boyfriend is in the bed sleeping and I am out here on SW and watching this stupid movie on Comedy Central because I can't sleep.


    You know, some sorbet or ice cream sounds really good right now to go along with me being on SW and the stupid movie.

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    im googling my tits off trying to find a sewing machinist locally, and my bf just came back all sweaty and gross form the gym downstairs.

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    .... i'm doing SW and my sportbike site, drinking mtn. dew and relaxing from the first day of classes.

    ... i'm the only one w/out an S.O.

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    ^ I'm alone too. *hugs Embyr*

    I'm recovering from the migraine that kept me from going to work tonight, drinking a glass of vanilla vodka and Pepsi (I know alcohol usually = no good for headaches but I swear its making me feel better. And I'm SWing and watching the E channel.

    I wish I had a girlfriend AND a man to play with. *jealous*

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    I just woke up from a vampire power nap, am eating leftover pizza, and am not humping anyone right now.
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    ^^
    I need me a vampire power nap before work tonight.
    It's poker night at my club tonight.
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    ^^^Theyre still doing poker night? Hows it going?

    I am about to put make up on and go out.
    My mum is cooking dinner and my son is chatting on msn.

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    I'm wide awake. I think I'm going to pour a glass of wine. I finished the books I bought on Saturday, which makes me sad. MrsC is asleep. So are the kidlets. I have 3 cats in an almost perfect half-moon around my chair. I, also, am not currently humping anyone.
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    Fuck! Three cats?? You asshole! I'd settle for one...
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiepunkshocker View Post
    ^^^Theyre still doing poker night? Hows it going?

    I am about to put make up on and go out.
    My mum is cooking dinner and my son is chatting on msn.
    Initially it was shit but now Im working nearly every wed coz the money is great!!
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    I'm home from the worst night in the club this year. My roommate's dog just puked in his cage in the kitchen and already smelled like a polluted beach to begin with. My chicken and cheese sandwich toasted and heated perfectly was rather boring even with the side of delicious Cheddar Pringles and eu de Chihuahua vomit. My roommate and a good friend of mine are asleep upstairs after probably humping all night.

    Not only am I not humping anyone right now, it's been about 7 weeks since the last time I humped someone. Dottie you have it going on!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    and am not humping anyone right now.
    Wanna come to Oregon?

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    Hanging out on SW for a bit before I crash. Just counted my money from the most shitty night at my new club yet. Pondering what to eat.

    No humping for me either. Boyfriend is asleep with the dog in the next room.
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    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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    My boyfriend is in bed behind me snoring ridiculously loudly (and he swears he never snores) and I'm watching infomercials and SWing..

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    I'm making my to do list for tomorrow and finishing off some orange juice. My roommates are all fast asleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    I just woke up from a vampire power nap, am eating leftover pizza, and am not humping anyone right now.


    Wish I could have a vampire nap. This vampire can't sleep till 7 or 8. I am wide awake. Watching charmed reruns online, one doggy sleeping next to me, one dog sleeping in his "cave" under the couch, bf passed out on couch. Not humping anyone, and I don't care to.

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    I just got done dry humping a bunch of guys at work and now I'm chilling in the van, catching up on my SW, and my dog is laying in bed hogging all the blankets.

    Fuck, now I want ice cream.



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    I am on SW and watch DVR of BIg Brother 8 while my husband is playing his XBOX 360 BioShock, the Dane is beside me snoring his butt off and the Wolf is in her little bed.

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    I am wishing I was as lucky as your husband.
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    Watching DVR'ed Buffy the Vampire Slayer, SWing, and cooking chicken Parmesean at 7:40am! Did my humping earlier and it was not that special, kinda sad about that...stupid guys! Strap-ons never get off too quickly! haha

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    I made dinner, hung out with fiance, daughter and her boyfriend. Then went to bed early and got snuggly with my honey, but no sex.

    I'm going to Dottie's house next time her hubby goes upstairs!!!

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    Just woke up, I'm SW'ing/myspaceing and I'm about to go workout before I shower for work.

    Not humping anyone either. It's been so damn long, I'm starting to wonder if i should just sign up to be a nun.

    Roomies are up and moving to, I can hear them. Probably have a few randoms scattered throughout the house. Probably the only one who slept alone...dammit.
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

    End violence against women.
    I support Dottie.


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    My life always feels a little more void after reading these

    Is it bad to be so corporate minded at such an age?
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    I want to be humped


    I am waiting for the AC to cool off the kids room so I can put the baby for a nap and heck take one with him.

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