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    He thinks he's found her!

    http://www.voltabianca.info/

    Crazy stalker harassing motherfucker.

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    Or, is she really more comfortable as an undercover FBI agent, surrounding herself with secrecy, espionage, and cover up? She can't be both. And the sooner she makes her decision... and makes the correct one... the sooner this agonizing tale can finally yield to a happy ending.

    From the front page of that website...

    WTF?! Did I miss something? This dude is bonkers.

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    Can we say CREEPALICIOUS?? YUCK!
    If you are timid enough to stop at what is natural, then nature will elude your grasp forever.

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    Wow! This dude is loco!



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    I hope nothing happens to this poor gal... I'm also thankful that I've never had that big of a PL enter my life, dancingwise or otherwise..
    If you are timid enough to stop at what is natural, then nature will elude your grasp forever.

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    I wonder is she is actually aware of his postings. I feel bad for her. I think he is a potential danger. I think he should be taken to the funny farm and never let out.

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    This is getting dangerous at this point.

    I suspect we'll see it on the news soon enough.

    "She could inspire love and devotion from a cold stone."

    That's not "love and devotion" she's inspiring out of that scene.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    I want to know what he thinks purchasing "claudiabella.com" is going to accomplish, aside from (as usual) scaring the crap out of her.

    This is my favorite of the latest update: "When I look at her image at the top of this page, I not only recognize her. I actually FEEL her presence and hear her speak, just as she did during similar poses at the club."
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    Seven weeks, three years ago. He knew her for SEVEN WEEKS... THREE YEARS AGO.


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    ^^Have you read the whole story? It is truly an amazing tale. If you've ever been curious about the mental acrobatics a true stalker mentality can execute, it's absolutely fascinating . . . and VERY scary. I think sometimes we use the term stalker a LITTLE bit loosely (not that we shouldn't always be cautious), but this is no young kid with a bad crush and some underdeveloped boundaries, this is the real deal.
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    ^^Have you read the whole story? It is truly an amazing tale. If you've ever been curious about the mental acrobatics a true stalker mentality can execute, it's absolutely fascinating . . . and VERY scary. I think sometimes we use the term stalker a LITTLE bit loosely (not that we shouldn't always be cautious), but this is no young kid with a bad crush and some underdeveloped boundaries, this is the real deal.
    that's a great point! this guy's website/saga would make a pretty good case study for pathological behaviour for some research student or research doctor. i mean, he's basically laying out all the notes and narratives for whoever to just pluck and write their own thesis on.

    sad, truly sad. he's pathetic and she's hounded.

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    I think she knows he exists because he was contacting producers in Rio and you know the porn industry is small enough... some deranged American guy calling long distance all over Rio looking for this girl, and she would know about it.

    Also, he said that she took her ad down from an escorting site and disconnected her phone, so probabally she is on the run from this wacko again.

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    "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

    I've always assumed that the above quote was AA/NA 12-Step wisdom. However, while looking for a concise quote about "Stalkerman", I discovered that my fellow drunks and addicts are actually quoting Benjamin-goddamned-Franklin! Well, better late than never, I suppose.

    With regards to Stalkerman, IMO his need to find his "lady fair" defines his existence, and her rejection of him has created the formula for a murder-suicide .

    Obsession is a multi-headed beast...

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    Oh. My. GAWD. The testimonial quotes!!!!!!!! "She'll come around.... a true love story..."WTF?!?!?!

    *cries*

    Poor girl.

    And who know's WTF that FBI agent line was about?!

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    this man is absolutely crazy.
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

    End violence against women.
    I support Dottie.


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    I just found this one...

    What in the world was she hiding? What did she fear?
    Um, YOU, dipshit!! *wap upside the head*

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    ack! scary! this is why i never divulge any personal info at work!

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    He's so insane that sometimes I have to wonder if it's all a joke and he's just pretending to be a stalker, because it bothers me that anyone could really be that fucking hung up on some random stripper.

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    can anyone else imagine this guy having pictures of her covering the walls of his house, and photos of her head photoshopped into pics next to him? he seems like the kind of guy that would already have a spare towel with her name on it hanging in the bathroom, all ready for when he finds her and they can be together for ever in loving bliss.

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    This shit seriously makes me want to vomit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by needtodance View Post
    And who know's WTF that FBI agent line was about?!
    I get the impression he thinks she is playing some kind of James Bond avoidance game with him (and the rest of the world for dramatic reasons of various sorts, pretty much anything that is not plain out #1 she is not the dancer or #2 she is scared as shit over this stalker). Maybe he thought his beliefs about what is going on is more reasonable using an FBI agent as an analogy vs using a spy analogy? /shrug

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    Quote Originally Posted by xdamage View Post
    I get the impression he thinks she is playing some kind of James Bond avoidance game with him (and the rest of the world for dramatic reasons of various sorts, pretty much anything that is not plain out #1 she is not the dancer or #2 she is scared as shit over this stalker). Maybe he thought his beliefs about what is going on is more reasonable using an FBI agent as an analogy vs using a spy analogy? /shrug
    thanks for that, I was confused as hell about that too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xdamage View Post
    I get the impression he thinks she is playing some kind of James Bond avoidance game with him (and the rest of the world for dramatic reasons of various sorts, pretty much anything that is not plain out #1 she is not the dancer or #2 she is scared as shit over this stalker). Maybe he thought his beliefs about what is going on is more reasonable using an FBI agent as an analogy vs using a spy analogy? /shrug
    On the thread about this saga on the blue side, Yoda, who is on this guy's mass email list, had this to say:

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    Oh, by the way, it's not on his site yet but he emailed today that he got an email from Claudia telling him that she is not Bianca and to take her pictures down from his site...
    This was on 8/31. For a few days there was speculation that Jeff might actually believe Claudia Bella (or the representative of hers that contacted him) and start to either come back to reality or, more likely, just start stalking Claudia herself directly.

    Nope. It was five days later that he made the announcement that included the out-of-the-blue reference to the FBI. I'm pretty sure that rather than adjusting to reality, within a few days he managed to convince himself that this blunt and direct denial from Claudia MUST have had to happen because she has gone undercover with the FBI. See what I mean about the astounding mental gymnastics?

    Why else would she continue to deny their love?
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    Yeah I just read that shit yesterday........at first I thought "maybe this is just some asshole out to get a scare from dancers" like making it up. But nobody would ever spend all that time he devoted onto a fake website. Oh that part where he said "I talked a picture of a woman similar looking pretending it was her" WTF was that. But I did get a laugh (followed by the chills) when he said "She asked me if I ever had a 3some, and I said no, but hopefully I would get to share that beautiful experience with her." Yeah right douschebag. I wonder, don't people ever email him and let him know maybe hes not right in the head?

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    I hope it's not unkosher to quote the blue side - if so, delete this & slap my wrist, but I just had to share a quip of Sandy's:

    Originally Posted by mdiver
    Jeff has an update on his page, I guess he is up to $8,000 now.

    8/24/07 After a month's effort and over $1,000 U.S. in total expenses, it was finally confirmed today. I have secured a gift for Claudia that will be hers to use for the rest of her life. In spite of the estrangement, this gift says that I love her anyway. I'll reveal more by the end of the weekend.


    Quote Originally Posted by sander8son View Post
    I wonder if he got the kit where you can make a dildo molded after your own cock.
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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