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    Default This just looks silly.

    I see this all the time in my club and girls don't realize how silly they look. A girl today at work was on stage trying to shake her ass and I swear it looks like she was doing some weird kind of vibration/bunny hop or something with her knees bent.
    Then another girl was trying to make her butt "clap", and considering she has no ass for it to move like that in the first place, it looks like she was doing a weird chicken dance with her legs straight.
    You do NOT have to be able to shake your ass to be a good dancer. Matter of fact, trying to bust a move that is not made for your body type looks funny.
    Just a small observation I made at work today...I was going to post this in the newbie section but I see a lot of older dancers doing it too!

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    Default Re: This just looks silly.

    everybody wants to get in on the booty dancing craze! I will admit, I try and practice when I am at home, but never on stage!

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    Default Re: This just looks silly.

    I do get a chuckle when girls try to do it and they just look like they are having a seizure. There's no other way for me to describe it, because I've tried to think of something and nothing ever sums it up as nicely as 'pseudo seizure girl'.
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    Default Re: This just looks silly.

    I've never done the booty shake thing. Some girls at my club have the ass to pull it off but in a way I never thought it looked...that...attractive.....
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    Default Re: This just looks silly.

    This is so funny LuckiCharm - I was just thinking the same thing at work today. This girl insists on trying to bounce her ass every time she's on stage and she does not know what she's doing. I mean, I love that she gives it her best shot, but I think practicing new moves should really be done in private.
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    Default Re: This just looks silly.

    I clench and unclench my butt cheeks at the same time and separately yet I also know that I can do so WITH my actual butt cheek not using my thighs or anything so it does look like it is supposed to look.... and whilst I think it does look silly in a way... it always seems to impress the guys (and i'm dancing for my audience so i do moves that please them not just me).

    As for the ass shake.... I agree... only girls who can do it properly and effectively should do it.


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    Default Re: This just looks silly.

    Rule number seven: If you ain't got it, don't shake it.

    Immediately followed by rule number eight: If you got too much of it, don't shake it.

    *heavy sigh* SOOO many rule seven and eight violators at my club.

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    Default Re: This just looks silly.

    Yes that is definitely something that shouldn't be practiced when on stage! Practice at home! But I have to say that I have seen many dancers with no ass able to do the booty shake move effectively.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PuertoRicanPinup View Post
    Yes that is definitely something that shouldn't be practiced when on stage! Practice at home! But I have to say that I have seen many dancers with no ass able to do the booty shake move effectively.
    Well, there's the "pop" and then there's the "shake". (lol, the science of booty dancing...halarious). Some girls with no ass can "pop" their ass, but you just have to have ass to be able to shake it. Lol, there's just no way around it.

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    Default Re: This just looks silly.

    Hmmm we dont really have this problem in Australia or any clubs i have worked at. I can shake it though I tend to do it when there is an appropriate bit of a song then it looks effective but not for a whole set. ohh that would be sore.
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    Default Re: This just looks silly.

    There's only one song I'll do the ass-shake for, during the drum solo of Spoonman. There's just something about that part that makes me want to shake it! I usually shake it for the whole solo while guys toss ones on the stage. They seem to like it. I'm not exact sure how this looks but I just really get into the music.

    I guess it helps that I have ample booty to shake

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    Default Re: This just looks silly.

    Quote Originally Posted by LuckiCharm View Post
    Well, there's the "pop" and then there's the "shake". (lol, the science of booty dancing...halarious). Some girls with no ass can "pop" their ass, but you just have to have ass to be able to shake it. Lol, there's just no way around it.
    Ok so what do you call it when you move one cheek then the other, and again and again?

    Like I can move my booty muscles independently to the beat of the music, not my whole body, or even thighs, just the butt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl View Post
    I clench and unclench my butt cheeks at the same time and separately yet I also know that I can do so WITH my actual butt cheek not using my thighs or anything so it does look like it is supposed to look.... and whilst I think it does look silly in a way... it always seems to impress the guys (and i'm dancing for my audience so i do moves that please them not just me).

    As for the ass shake.... I agree... only girls who can do it properly and effectively should do it.
    I love that move. I am trying to master moving them independently, I really have to concentrate
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    Default Re: This just looks silly.

    You took the words out of my mouth! Not being able to shake your ass is kind of a dancer disability when the dj is playing hip hop, but if you can't do it - DON'T! It just emphasizes your lack of badonkadonk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherry_sin View Post
    Rule number seven: If you ain't got it, don't shake it.

    Immediately followed by rule number eight: If you got too much of it, don't shake it.

    *heavy sigh* SOOO many rule seven and eight violators at my club.




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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    DON'T! It just emphasizes your lack of badonkadonk.
    OMG!!!! YES!! That honky tonk, badonkadonk!! hahahahaha!! Yes, I have none of that yet. Though I try (at home!)

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    Default Re: This just looks silly.

    LOL my first strip club experience consisted of going to the VIP room and the chick clapped her ass- she had a really huge ass though so I guess it worked :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinatalie View Post
    everybody wants to get in on the booty dancing craze! I will admit, I try and practice when I am at home, but never on stage!

    I do this too. LOL But never on stage. haha

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    I practiced at home for the longest time. I would watch other girls on stage (who obviously knew what they were doing) and try it at home. There was no way I would make myself look like a fool. Now I can pop my ass and shake it like I've got a motorbooty

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    I've never liked the way it looks when a dancer moves one arse cheek at a time. Maybe it's my equestrian background, but it makes me think of when a horse twitches a flank in order to get rid of flies........

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    ^ LOL!

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    Default Re: This just looks silly.

    Yeah, tight little butts do not bounce right, and you shouldn't try to make them. You look like a retarded person having a seizure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckiCharm View Post
    Well, there's the "pop" and then there's the "shake". (lol, the science of booty dancing...halarious). Some girls with no ass can "pop" their ass, but you just have to have ass to be able to shake it. Lol, there's just no way around it.
    Ack! So so true! I was on stage one time and a guy holding a dollar says to me "Why dontchya pop that ass baby?"
    "Because it looks like I'm trying to have a bowl movement when I do."



    I will do the little ass wiggle/clap/shake thing while standing and leaning over though, but briefly. I jsut don't have enough confidance in my butt amount to shake ratio.




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