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    Hey all,

    I just started DJing at a club, and I am looking for some lines to say when introducing girls, announcing their last song on the main stage, calling them offstage, propping private dances, etc.

    I've heard stuff like,"If you aren't tipping, they aren't stripping" and "These girls are looking for something in your pants 6 inches long with a head on it...and they're called dollar bills".......

    I'm looking for more like these, as well as any other advice from dancers and other DJ's have to offer.

    Thanks in advance.

    -Nick

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    Hey, welcome to SW! Check out the thread called Music Mix. It has tons of DJ stuff. Don't post stuff like this in Stripping General, the girls will get mad atchyou.
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    Um, how about, "They're working hard to get you hard!"

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    Ahaha my fav line is 'And Ashley will continue on now with your visual therapy'.

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    Paddington, please come up with your own lines. Seriously. Make it flow. The "six inches long" thing was a joke when I started 14 years ago. It's still not funny. Don't go for corny, -please. Just be yourself! I'm sure you can be far more inventive.

    Agreed, move this to Music Mix please.
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    When they train the DJs at one chain of clubs I work at they give them a bunch of partial lines and tell them to finish them and add their own twist. These clubs are pure stage clubs with a high energy atmosphere so the DJs HAVE to be damn good... anyway I think maybe listen to a few other DJs to get an idea. Don't use their lines... come up with your own but you can get ideas from other DJs with your own twist to them.

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    Tipping is not a city in China, Peeking is, and in order to get to Peeking you've got to go through Tipping.

    I'm so tired of these corny lines.



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    Woah!! A DJ actually said that Lena!? Thats just way too long of a line

    Meh I try to block out the DJ for the most part unless im going back n forth with him during a feature show. Usually the guys don't even pay attention to the DJ.

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    "You came all the way to (name of club), it's only a few more steps up to the stage!"
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    Mr C is correct, take it to Music Mix and you might find something useful. Even if all you did was follow his advice about music, you'll be very glad you did.

    Also check out our exciting new DJ training program, lol...
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    And now, the tower of power ( insert name here ) Ugh.

    Lean mean, erection machine..

    Goodness.. I groan every time I hear that.

    The MOST orginal introduction was from a very talented DJ and it went... " And now, the walking, talking, living, breathing barbie doll.."

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    I equate those DJ lines with pick-up lines. There aren't any good ones if they can be used for just anyone.

    The original intro that Crow2 shared probably came from a DJ who knew a little something about each of the dancers. The DJ should be selling the dancer when he introduces her, and that only comes when he knows what the dancer wants known about her.

    As for the other lines about tipping, well, they're all canned anyway, and probably reach the men in the room because men think along those lines (stereotyping? sure.). So use the corny stuff when it comes to anything other than the dancers. But be original for each woman that takes the stage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danielle_4370 View Post
    I equate those DJ lines with pick-up lines. There aren't any good ones if they can be used for just anyone.

    The original intro that Crow2 shared probably came from a DJ who knew a little something about each of the dancers. The DJ should be selling the dancer when he introduces her, and that only comes when he knows what the dancer wants known about her.

    ...be original for each woman that takes the stage.
    Very well said. I try to do this, usually by giving each dancer her own special title, or giving her a special introductory phrase. It doesn't have to be elaborate, but it should be special, and it should fit her, and she should like it.

    I fucking despise the cheesy lines about 'erection sections', 'six inches long with a head', anything to do with dicks or testicles, etc. I want them to behave like gentlemen, if at all possible, and I don't think this is The Way.

    If you persist with the 'extra cheese' approach of the typical moronic SCDJ, the guys will ignore you like they do the typical...
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    I always appreciate it when the DJ is just somewhat natural & genuine, on top of keeping the energy up. I know there's a certain amount of showmanship involved, but it can be done well or it can be done poorly (which is when it's cookie-cutter and phony).

    Even though hopefully it doesn't have to happen very often, I always appreciate it when the DJ can just be REAL for moments here and there. Like one time after hounding the guys with the usual "No tipping, no stripping" and "Pay-Per-View" comments, he finally got exasperated with the unresponsive crowd and just said: "Look , the sign on the entrance says MANDATORY tipping at the stage. Do you know what "man-da-tory" means? It means you HAVE TO TIP!" I tipped him extra-extra just for feeling our pain.

    Side note: along with WHAT you're saying, please give some thought to HOW you're saying it. I know you have to have a sort of "stage voice" to a degree, but I hate it when DJs sound like auctioneers or like mumbling subway announcers on bad PA systems. Are they TRYING not to be understood? Makes no sense to me.
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    RoseWhite, I have never understood this phenomenon, but it seems that the 'better' the DJ, the less you can actually understand what the hell he is saying. Managers and owners love these guys, and also invariably love cheese. Lots of cheese, the more cheese the better. It's disgusting, really. I think it's the intelligence factor--morons naturally gravitate towards each other.

    Oh and they seem to love the 'nasally whine' type voices, too--what the fuck is up with that?! They all sound like they have been emasculated, except they won't shut up about how they are available for partying with the dancers after work, how they'd like to be that pole right now, etc.

    I know I have a very distinctive voice, and people tend to listen to me a lot more than the typical DJ, but there isn't much doubt that a very large percentage of guys are filtering me out anyway. That's what I usually do when I go to a club, lol...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    RoseWhite, I have never understood this phenomenon, but it seems that the 'better' the DJ, the less you can actually understand what the hell he is saying. Managers and owners love these guys, and also invariably love cheese. Lots of cheese, the more cheese the better. It's disgusting, really. I think it's the intelligence factor--morons naturally gravitate towards each other.

    Oh and they seem to love the 'nasally whine' type voices, too--what the fuck is up with that?! They all sound like they have been emasculated, except they won't shut up about how they are available for partying with the dancers after work, how they'd like to be that pole right now, etc.

    I know I have a very distinctive voice, and people tend to listen to me a lot more than the typical DJ, but there isn't much doubt that a very large percentage of guys are filtering me out anyway. That's what I usually do when I go to a club, lol...


    Moments later--velvet on the job--thanks for moving this velvet!
    Amen. I hear this all the time.. " Can you understand what he is saying? I can't"

    Of course I can as I've heard it from most every DJ I've worked with - "mumblemumble two for one. Mumblemumble.. SOLD"

    My lord.. do they all go to school for this?

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    LOL!!

    Crow, have you seen our exciting new DJ training program?

    Here's a link:

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=66709
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow2 View Post
    Amen. I hear this all the time.. " Can you understand what he is saying? I can't"

    Of course I can as I've heard it from most every DJ I've worked with - "mumblemumble two for one. Mumblemumble.. SOLD"

    My lord.. do they all go to school for this?


    As a matter of fact we do......I personally am fluent in "drunkenese" and "druganese"...very important languages to know if you want to really reach the custies...and let's face it...most of the dancers (Yes TOO... I know they are also derelict dialects )
    The reality is that what you perceive as "mumbling" is actually an ancient romance tongue spoken by a select breed of hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings....tip them well with Grand Marnier shots and big bills.....maybe one of us will one day teach you the true meaning of "oral support"!


    Mr. Paddington.....since you seem like quite the curious lil' bear...I will go ahead and give the Djoser school my highest recommendation (I in fact graduated and have a B.S. in Communicable Social Diseases and Broadcasting) and now regularly break the 10 D barrier!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    LOL!!

    Crow, have you seen our exciting new DJ training program?

    Here's a link:
    You are my new hero! Bless your little black heart..

    As for drunken'ese, yes I speak that too. Along with southern'ese, stupid guy speak and I'm such a jerk tounge. I also speak, I'm about to do something bad to ya' language and pay me or you will never reproduce again signals.

    Talented!
    Now if we can just force some DJ's I know to take the classes.. yay!

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    I usually hate DJ lines, but I worked with one that used to get this authoritative tone and page the non-tippers: "I need all straight men to the tiprail please, all straight men to the tiprail." I don't know if it worked but it made me laugh.

    A DJ I got along especially well with used to talk me up before I came on and say something like, "Okay guys, this one's REALLY worth getting out of your seat and coming closer... you're not going to believe this one, she's got a smile that'll give you a sunburn," etc. It actually brought people to my tiprail too. I always tipped him a little something extra for that stuff.

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    ^^^^^ All straight men, hahahahahahaha!^^^^^

    I'm usually known for my ass, so one dj introduces me as "Frenchy, who has a great future behind her", lol.

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    I have a deep bassy raspy voice. I speak very clearly. Still, I get the "what did he say?" Meanwhile, the bouncers are cracking up, the girls onstage are giggling, and you know...that's all that matters. Custies tune me out anyway. If I really REALLY want to make sure everyone hears me, I wait for the song to fade out, and talk veeerrryyy slooowwllly. Even then, it's hit or miss. Hey, no one came to hear me yap anyway, right?
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    and of course if you use the search feature...there are tons of posts on gay dj lines. My advice is this: be yourself, dont get drunk or high at work and NEVER EVER fuck or insult the dancers..it's kinda like shitting in your own bed- sounds like fun for a second but ya find out it just creates one big stinky mess you have to clean up.
    oh and listen to us dj lords(dojser, mr c, phily dj, maimed, me, etc) we may pull your leg a bit but we'll never lie to you. outright anyway lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher View Post
    I have a deep bassy raspy voice. I speak very clearly. Still, I get the "what did he say?" Meanwhile, the bouncers are cracking up, the girls onstage are giggling, and you know...that's all that matters. Custies tune me out anyway. If I really REALLY want to make sure everyone hears me, I wait for the song to fade out, and talk veeerrryyy slooowwllly. Even then, it's hit or miss. Hey, no one came to hear me yap anyway, right?
    Dude i tune you out when you post usually too, you type with a raspy finger tone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade View Post
    Dude i tune you out when you post usually too, you type with a raspy finger tone!

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