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    When I heard that a man puts his penis inside a woman's vagina during sex, I didn't know there was an actual pocket, so to speak, between my legs. I just thought he would set his penis there and somehow the sperm would find it's way in.

    I thought that when it was time for childbirth, they baby was either cut out of the stomach, or the belly button opened up.

    I thought babies just happened when you got married.

    I thought strippers were bad people with no morals.

    got disabused of that now didn't I?

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    I used to think there was a ghost living on our ground floor. It would haunt my rocking horse and a photo of a woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    When I heard that a man puts his penis inside a woman's vagina during sex, I didn't know there was an actual pocket, so to speak, between my legs. I just thought he would set his penis there and somehow the sperm would find it's way in.
    I thought this too, but about tampons. Damn, it just sits there between your lips for hours???
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    I used to believe in "The Force". If I just studied enough at the alter of master Yoda, that I could become a Jedi Master.

    I thought Santa Claus was a total pervert. Because of that Christmas song "Santa Claus is coming to Town". I didn't know that word pervert when I was small, but I used to ask my Mom why Santa Claus would want to watch little kids naked. Throw in the advice to children of "If a stranger offers you toys or candy, don't take it" and my beliefs were set. I refused to go see the mall Santas until I was old enough to know that he was just a guy in a costume.

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    I used to think I roaring ghost/monster would come out of the toilet after I flushed it if I didnt run away fast enough. Probably because it was so loud.

    I guess I did a lot of flushing and running...
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    Okay I ll share this is a funny thread When i was little i thought when you put mail in the mail box it magically went to the postoffice the moment you put it in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss marina View Post
    That if you swallowed a black seed from a watermelon while eating it, you will grow a vine of watermelons in your stomach and die
    Haha, I used to think like that too, I would think if I swallowed anything with seeds then new things would grow in me.

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    I used to think that pineapples were hollow, cause that's how pineapple rings come in the can

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windy View Post
    i used to think babies came out of the moms bellybutton, and u sealed it with a stamp after giving birth. (dont know what made me think this up)
    OMG! I believed this too when I was a kid and I have no idea why!

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    I used to believe that you could tell how old a raccoon was by counting the rings on its tail, like you count the rings on a tree stump to tell how old it was.
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    When I was a little kid we'd be driving along we'd see those motels that have a sign out front that would say "vacancy" or "no vacancy." I thought if it said "vacancy" that meant you could have sex, and if it was "no vacancy" then you couldn't. I had no idea what sex was all about, but I was pretty sure it had something to do with vacancy.

    Shortly after that I figured most things out because I read at a young age and was given an adult library card.
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    Ooh, I remembered more.

    I always saw maxi-pad commercials and thought they were like diapers, and wondered why my parents made me stop wearing diapers if they got to wear them when they were older.

    I grew up in rural nevada, and every year they put christmas lights up down main street. They had blue and white ones by the high school *school colors* and multicolored ones down the rest of the street til the very end, where they had one whole string of red ones. I asked my parents if that was because the fire station was down there, and they said yes. I only found out YEARS later, that it was because the brothels were down there, and it was the 'red light district'. Oops
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    oh oh oh i finally remember one, heh

    I saw a candy once that looked like a tampon so I thought tampons were candy that was kept in the bathroom. I had never opened one so i didn't now. I asked my mom if i could take them to school and pass them out to my friends so I could "share" the candy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sxybrat07 View Post
    When I was young, probably 8 or so, I heard weird noises from my parent's bedroom, and thought there was a robber in the house. The next day, when I was scared and freaking out, my mom was trying to explain sex to me without explaining sex, so she said "well, sometimes people stroke each other, and it feels so good that they moan". I sat in bed night after night trying to figure out why stroking my back didn't make me moan lol.

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    That before I was born that I was a baby up in Heaven and I saw my mom, dad, and sister and told God that I wanted to be a part of that family and then he put me inside my mom's belly. Lol. I used to tell that story to people everywhere, at the grocery store, family reunions, play dates. Whatever, wherever I had to let people know that I chose my family. Lol. My mom tells me it made her feel special.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NatalieFRPhilly View Post
    That before I was born that I was a baby up in Heaven and I saw my mom, dad, and sister and told God that I wanted to be a part of that family and then he put me inside my mom's belly. Lol. I used to tell that story to people everywhere, at the grocery store, family reunions, play dates. Whatever, wherever I had to let people know that I chose my family. Lol. My mom tells me it made her feel special.
    hehe thats actually really cute

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    Quote Originally Posted by NatalieFRPhilly View Post
    That before I was born that I was a baby up in Heaven and I saw my mom, dad, and sister and told God that I wanted to be a part of that family and then he put me inside my mom's belly. Lol. I used to tell that story to people everywhere, at the grocery store, family reunions, play dates. Whatever, wherever I had to let people know that I chose my family. Lol. My mom tells me it made her feel special.
    awwww

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    Same as Kaylinn, I watched the movie Dolls when I was younger and my parents had bought me tons of stuffed animals up to that point and they swarmed my bed. So at night I'd turn all my animals around, facing away from me so they couldn;t stare at me while I slept.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NatalieFRPhilly View Post
    That before I was born that I was a baby up in Heaven and I saw my mom, dad, and sister and told God that I wanted to be a part of that family and then he put me inside my mom's belly. Lol. I used to tell that story to people everywhere, at the grocery store, family reunions, play dates. Whatever, wherever I had to let people know that I chose my family. Lol. My mom tells me it made her feel special.

    I was told that babies are up in heaven chasing rabbits, and when you catch a rabbit, that's when your mom got pregnant with you.

    When my mom was trying to get pregnant with my brother she used to say he was still u pin heaven chasing rabbits and just hadn't caught one yet.

    So no stork for me...it was all bout bunnies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss marina View Post
    That if you swallowed a black seed from a watermelon while eating it, you will grow a vine of watermelons in your stomach and die

    So did IIIIIIII! And I just talked about this today. LOL




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    someone told my peanut butter was made from night crawlers. i refused to eat it for a LONG time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by london View Post
    Same as Kaylinn, I watched the movie Dolls when I was younger and my parents had bought me tons of stuffed animals up to that point and they swarmed my bed. So at night I'd turn all my animals around, facing away from me so they couldn;t stare at me while I slept.

    I still rememebre that crazy movie. Yikes!

    Remember "Punch" ? Eek!

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    When I was born, my mom was 19 and newly divorced, and we were quite broke and living on food stamps while she went to nursing school and waitressed. We pretty much lived on tuna sandwiches (I still cannot stomach canned tuna). When I wanted something that cost too much, she would tell me no, and if I asked why she would say because we wouldn't have enough money for our apartment and we'd have to go live in the dimpster-dumpster (yeah, that's what we called it). I was terrified of garbage trucks and could not imagine anything more horrifying than living in the dimpster-dumpster, so this was a very effective explanation. I firmly believed that we were one box of Honeycomb Cereal away from living in the dimpster-dumpster.

    Now, of course, I know that never would've happened in a million years, but try telling me that when I was five!

    Oh, I also believed that the president (Ronald Reagan) knew absolutely everything. He had to be all-knowing; otherwise how could he be the president? I didn't know exactly what the president did but I imagined him as being right up there with G-d. Evidently I wasn't the only one in the early eighties who thought Reagan was right next to G-d, but at least I was a little kid.

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    Oh here's another one.

    When I was about 7, my mom told me that I was adopted, and that the adoption people were coming to do an inspection on our house, mainly my bedroom, to see if it was a fit place for a child to live.

    If my room wasn't spic, span, and spotless, they would take me away on the spot!

    I waited, and waited, my mom said they came the next day while I was at school and I passed.......

    She wouldn't lie, would she?? lol
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    I used to think I could get sucked down the bathtub drain. I also thought that parked cars could move of their own volition and run people over...

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