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I used to believe in a sort of a trinity, except Santa Claus was part of it too. I'd ask santa for something for christmas and pray to Jesus and Mary too while I was at it. Haha.
From a little kid I knew about sperm and eggs and all that business but I didn't get the rest of it. I remember asking my mom how the sperm knows when the guy is married to the girl so it's ok to get fertilizing. She never answered me and I still didn't get the whole sex thing until I was 12 or 13. Haha.
Oh and while we're talking about sex organs, I didn't know women had three "holes", I thought we peed out our vaginas. I remember seeing a diagram that showed urethra, vagina and anus and being convinced it was WRONG. I was embarrassingly old too.



when i was like 5 or 6 i used to believe that 11 pm was "the ghost hour" when ghosts came into your bedroom to check if you are sleeping. i never NEVER opened my eyes after that hour even if i wasn't sleeping.
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I'm with sun child. i rotated which of my MANY stuffed animals were in bed, so that they ALL felt loved!
MY childhood friends older sister told me that the little balls in tapioca pudding were fish eyes. For years I wouldnt touch the stuff, though it WAS a favorite.
Also, remember teh whole "step on a crack, break your mothers back" thing? When I was little, EVERYONE said that, and i was like "nyah!" and did it intentionally to spite them. Up until my mom fell down the stairs at teh in-laws, broke a little bone in her neck, and nearly ended up in a wheelchair. Now to this day, i STILL won't step on cracks.
^^^ OMG, I did that! I got pissed off at my mom once when I was seven, and went up and down the sidewalk stomping cracks all afternoon. The next day she ruptured a disk in her back and was in and out of the hospital for months. I was in my late teens before I finally realized it wasn't my fault.
I used to think that rain was a flaw in heaven's sewer system.
G-d, I was such a weird kid.




to add another one, it wasn't until i actually saw internet porn for the first time that a guy actually pushed in and out. sex up until then as always described as "man putting his penis in a woman's vagina" so i believed that all one had to do was just that: a guy stuck his penis in the vagina and that was that. it wasn't until i saw the porn (i guess i was 17) and i asked my two friends why the couple was moving around like that.
"because it creates the feeling."
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I used to think that the warning signs for deer were deer crosswalks.
I always thought that things would be so much easier if everyone in the world just spoke english.
I thought stepping on a crack really would break your mother's back and I always made a conscious effort not to step on them.
I thought that if you broke a glass or plate at a resturant that you would have to wash the dishes of the resturant to make up for what you broke. When I was in kindergarten I was at a really expensive resturant with my family and I accidentally broke a glass. I started crying and begging the waitress to not make me wash the dishes.





When I was at vacation bible school one Summer, they all told us to tell our parents we needed to dress up for our closing "exercises" on Friday.
I convinced my mother, and so....
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OMG I thought I was the only one who thought that. When I was like in 3rd grade I asked my mom what sex was and she said, well i'll tell you the truth, the men have penises and women have vaginas and the man puts his penis inside of the womans vagina, so I thought for years that men just stuck their dicks in and that was all until I saw something somewhere too, haha
Here's one, my stepdad used to work on air conditioners and I would like to go out there and help him, well if you have ever seen a taken apart airconditioner than there are these things that look like macaroni noodles and I thought that they were real macaroni noodles painted the gray color, lol.
Here's another really weird one, I bet i'm the only one with this. I would play with the broom and mop, one day I thought I would play dolls with the broom and mop, lol, I was young, like 5 but I remember. I turned them the other way and the mop looked like it had hair with the strings and the broom looked like it had hair too, but spiky hair like a man, so I thought that they made brooms and mops have genders, lol for kids to play dolls with.



awww kids are so imagenitive!I love it lol
I used to think you could get pregnant by sitting on a toliet seat
I also use to put ALL of my stuffed animals in my bed, because I thought a monster would eat them if I didn't.lol
I also use to think they was a "ghost hour" but mine was 12 o clock, I would hide under my covers so incase there was a ghost it wouldn't see me lol.




Oh yeah and I used to think that if you had sex you pretty much automatically got pregnant. So once I started watching movies with sex scenes I didn't get why on earth people had sex all the time haha.
ok well this isnt really what i used to "beileve" but what i "thought" and they were SILLY. it wasnt even that long ago either.
i never knew pepporoni was meat until i was 13. one day my friend bought a slice of pizza and picked out all of the pepperonis off before she ate it. i asked her why. she reminded me she was a vegitarian. i got confused - wait pepperoni is meat?!
ok this is when i was 17...my friend told me after she graduated h.s, she was going to go to "massuse school". not sure what it was, and judging by the mystical sound of "massuase"(SP!), i thought she met she was going to some school for like palm reading/tarot card reading/etc . i asked "wow theres a school for that stuff now?" she told me, "ha, no a massuse is a massage therapist!"
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when I was a little kid, my parents told me that my doggie was given to this really really old lonely lady. they said letting her keep it was a big mitzvot. (good deed).\
when I was 16ish, I mentioned it to my dad, that I wondered what happened to booboo when the old lady got too old to take c are of him.....
he said the dog really got ran over by a c ar, andf he figured I knew that by now.
I did't, and I was bawling!
i prefered the sweet story about the lonely woman....
I used to think doing it doggystyle meant it was going in the butt.
One day my little brother told me that there were eggshells in menstrual blood. I had to correct him on that one.
I had no clue that orgasm occurs from direct clitoral stimulation, even though I had rubbed myself on things all my life, which felt nice. NO ONE ever told me, and porn surely doesn't show a woman how to get off. So until 19, I was waiting to "cum" from getting fingered or fucked.
If I ever have a daughter, I am damn sure properly teaching her about her body!
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i use to think trees made the wind and when they were moving they were trying to talk to us, catch our attention or were talking among themselfs
i belived in god, kinda
umm.. i belived that when i changed in our locker room that the other girls were always trying to look in that small slit ( between the door and the part of the bathroom) which made me parinoied to pee and change untill everyone was outta there
Broccoli were baby trees
That if i ate the ugliest most lacking serving at the table i would get super powers. For example if there was a plate of cheese bread on the table i would take the least cheesy one, or the smallest one. I figured that if someone was going to hide a superpower ( i thought you could get them by eating something) it would be in the ugliest thing so they could test you
I was pretty sure that some people ate their own poop. I have no idea why I thought this, as I never tried to eat my own poop, nor was I one of those kids who, like, touches poop a lot, but I remember asking my mother about this. In the laundry room one day, I pointed to one of the neighbors and asked, "Mommy, does she eat her own poopie?" My poor mom. Bless her heart.
I thought that having pets like dogs and cats was sort of like a punishment or a curse. When you got a cat or dog, it was something that just happened that you didn't particularly want to happen, but you couldn't get rid of it because that would be mean, and you couldn't kill it because that was against the law... sort of like getting stuck living with your senile mother-in-law. This was because I was raised in an apartment building in NYC where pets were totally forbidden, and I think to make me want a pet less my parents told me over and over that owning cats and dogs was terrible, and even though they were cute and furry it was not something a sane person did. I also watched a lot of The Price Is Right with my babysitter, which seemed to corroborate this notion. Oh, and there weren't any pet stores nearby which sold dogs or cats, there were only the crappy little goldfish stores, so I had all this supporting evidence.
(It's funny how much my parents love their cat now. The building has since slackened its pet policy, and my folks are the proud guardians of a tabby named Poi, who sleeps in bed with them and has a 3-story cat condo, a basket of toys, and her own chair at the dining room table.)
One more. I thought your hair was made of tiny, hollow tubes filled with colored liquid, and that's how your hair got its color. If you cut your hair too short, all the liquid would drain out and your hair would be white or gray. This was why white and gray-haired old ladies always had short haircuts.
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