If you think school is hard, try being stupid.
I used to think that firemen were the ones who SET fires. If you think about it, it makes sense. They're always there on the scene, and if you only see a few minutes of firefighting in real life or on TV, it doesn't look like they're helping the situation much. I always assumed the hoses were gasoline pumps or something. I thought this until I was about 6 years old in second grade. Until then, every time I'd see a fire truck go by, i'd get down on my knees and pray they weren't going to my house.




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......just to feel.....the half-blood prince...




When I was little I didn't realize husbands and wives had the same last name because the wife took the husband's name. I thought that in order to marry somebody, you had to find somebody with the same last name as you.



I used to think that if I drank lots of milk, I would grow up and have big boobs.... it didn't happen.
I also used to believe in the "toilet monster". I used to think I had to run out of the bathroom and jump in bed before the toilet stopped flushing or else it would eat me.
haha, i did the exact same thing. Id shut the bathroom door and run as fast as i could to shut my bedroom door. And hide under the covers until i feel asleep.. not only was there a toilet monster, but if other scary things heard the toilet at night they would go to find you too....![]()
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