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    Ok now and the we all have to deal with female customers that get fucking ignorant. I had to deal with it on 2 occasions recently.

    DUMB BITCH NUMBER 1 = I was at Sturgis for the biker rally. At the camp grounds girls can flash their boobs or what ever for beads. One girl near me found out that I was a dancer and started making rude comments. I asked her what her deal was. "Well, you show your boobs for money!", she says. I said,"Well your out here showing your boobs for plastic beads that cost ten cents a piece wholesale! At least I get CASH!" roflmao Her man just busted up laughing and she ran off all pissy dragging him behind her!

    DUMB BITCH NUMBER 2 = A group of girls came into the club with their guys. Now I've delt with hecklers before and I always say the same thing to them. I know I am 20 pounds heavier than I should be but I don't care. I like myself and thats all that matters. Here come the comments about me being a fat dumb stripper. As I was walking by, I heard more comments and giggles. I turned around and walked back to their table. I smiled and said Hi. They giggle harder and I heard 'fat' whispered. I asked what their problem was. One drunk anorexic bitch made the comment that maybe I was too big to be a dancer. "Oh really?", I asked. " Well did you pay the cover charge?" They all said yes. "Did you buy booze all night long?" They said yes. Then I snapped,"Well thanks for paying the fat girls salary and I'm sure I made more money tonight than you did. Oh thats right, I got your money!" Their guys just laughed and all the girls got up and walked out. My boss who is really overweight and female just laughed. One of the girls walking out said she should fire me. Boss says,"Nope, she's getting a raise now, and this fat girl says get the fuck out of my bar!"


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    Good for you!!! I wish i had a set of balls like that.
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    Those people are bitches. Beautiful women are all shaped and sizes.

    I'm a very happy to hear u told the jerk faces off!

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    Yay! Good for you!


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    Gemini, that first story is especially awesome. I'm sure she was so dumbfounded by your answer. I never got why some chicks are so desperate for the 10 cent plastic beads either. For the kind of enthusiam they show, you would think they were getting the Crown Jewels.

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    good for you!

    Obviously that girl was so secure and happy with herself that she needed to go insult women she doesnt even know.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gemini_Syn View Post
    I know I am 20 pounds heavier than I should be but I don't care. I like myself and thats all that matters.
    Good for you Baby!

    You are entirely right.

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    Good for you! Some people just need to be in thier place.

    If women were all meant to be the same size. What will be so great about us!
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    I love it. That's awesome.
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    I love you!

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    You're my hero(ine), lovely lady! I love how whenever a woman tries to cut one of us down, we can ALWAYS, ALWAYS play the $$ card. Nothing like singing "Get yo broke ass out the club" at some angry and insecure girl. You know that they're guiltily thinking about all the money we make the next day at their crappy job, anyway!

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    Very cool Well done!

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    LMAO Awesome!!!!

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    You're so cool for standing up to those jerks.

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    Rawk! Way to have an iron set on ya!
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    Dumb Bitch #2 happened to work at Quiznos! If I see her there, I flash some money at her!


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    ahahah, good job *high five*

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    Woo Hoo!!! I 3> When ppl get told off!
    With all the stupid things guys will say, stay cool.

    "Her apartment is littered with soggy G-strings and cheap 8-inch heeled shoes, along with empty tubes of body glitter, mascara, prescription drugs, zit cream, Aqua Net and Polaroid pictures of her and her "friends" engaged in some drinking and dancing on St. Patrick's Day last year. " My God....

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    Good job!! I don't know if i'd have the balls to do that (the #2) I tend to just ignore the comments.

    I've never understood why girls get so damn excited though about those stupid plastic beads...makes no sense. And then they judge us for making $$ for doing practically the same thing they did for free.
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

    End violence against women.
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    YAY!!! That sounds so satisfying! My motto, if you makemoney as a dancer, you are meant to be a dancer, as soon as you stop making money, quit!
    Some girls don't have the guts to dance and those are the ones that SHOULD NOT be dancing.
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    Cheers to you! Good for you for standing up for yourself. It's also kick ass that the mngr. had your back. I've gone to biker rallies myself, and I know exactly what you mean...makes no sense!!!

    Anyways, awesome job!
    I'd grab my trumpet and I'd do a stripper sound, like the old Louis Armstrong, real raspy. And the people would go nuts! Then I knew that the sexual, sensual, guttural sound, that throbbing sound, is where it's at.

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