Ok now and the we all have to deal with female customers that get fucking ignorant. I had to deal with it on 2 occasions recently.
DUMB BITCH NUMBER 1 = I was at Sturgis for the biker rally. At the camp grounds girls can flash their boobs or what ever for beads. One girl near me found out that I was a dancer and started making rude comments. I asked her what her deal was. "Well, you show your boobs for money!", she says. I said,"Well your out here showing your boobs for plastic beads that cost ten cents a piece wholesale! At least I get CASH!" roflmao Her man just busted up laughing and she ran off all pissy dragging him behind her!
DUMB BITCH NUMBER 2 = A group of girls came into the club with their guys. Now I've delt with hecklers before and I always say the same thing to them. I know I am 20 pounds heavier than I should be but I don't care. I like myself and thats all that matters. Here come the comments about me being a fat dumb stripper. As I was walking by, I heard more comments and giggles. I turned around and walked back to their table. I smiled and said Hi. They giggle harder and I heard 'fat' whispered. I asked what their problem was. One drunk anorexic bitch made the comment that maybe I was too big to be a dancer. "Oh really?", I asked. " Well did you pay the cover charge?" They all said yes. "Did you buy booze all night long?" They said yes. Then I snapped,"Well thanks for paying the fat girls salary and I'm sure I made more money tonight than you did. Oh thats right, I got your money!" Their guys just laughed and all the girls got up and walked out. My boss who is really overweight and female just laughed. One of the girls walking out said she should fire me. Boss says,"Nope, she's getting a raise now, and this fat girl says get the fuck out of my bar!"



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