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    Tonight was very, very slow, and a workmate and I were sitting talking to a group of our guy friends that had come in to see us. A group of about 5 guys and one young, well-dressed, stuck-up looking bitch walked in and sat at a table near us. This girl immediately started pulling faces, rolling her eyes, and making degrading comments about all the girls that walked past, and we could hear ever word. She was looking at all the dancers like we were trash, and saying some really nasty things about how cheap and degrading the job is. We were kinda getting pissed off, and started saying how much we wish she'd go away.

    Anyway, she got up to walk to the bar directly behind us, and as she was standing there waiting, one of our guy friends smiled and said, "Watch this," and walked straight up to her and innocently asked, "Um, excuse me, I was just wondering how much you charge for a lapdance?" She absolutely fucking flipped out, and started screaming at him. She got so mad, that she stormed back to her table, grabbed her bag, yelled at the guys she was with and walked right out of the club, while we were laughing our tits off at her.

    Stupid bitch. God, it was so funny.

    Just thought I'd share

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    LOL! Man, it sounds like last night was insane for a lot of people. Bitchiness must be in the stars. I love these stories! Hilarious!

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    It really was an insane night. Apart from the bitch, we had some really stupid customers.

    After I just finished a stage show, a waitress came into the dressing room telling me some customer wanted to talk to me. So I went out on the floor and she pointed him out. I went over and said, "Hi, one of the waitresses said you wanted to talk to me" and he said, "Oh.. there must've been a mix-up, I'm so sorry, I'm looking for Ashlee." I was like, "Um, I am Ashlee" and he goes, "Oh... then I must've been told the wrong name. I want the girl who just danced on stage to Fall Out Boy" and I said, "Yeah.... that was me." He gave me this horrified look and was like, "Really? That was you? Oh......"

    wtf

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    I just started my own thread on a hagard old dancer who asked me to leave the dressing room so she could eat her friend's pussy. And then didn't wait till I answered or left to start. And sat on the toilet and peed while she did it.

    Was there a full moon last night or what??

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    Haha, uptight much? Someone needs to loosen up their sphincter a bit...
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Ha ha ha serves her right. I don't understand why girls go at all if that's how they are going to act.

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    Ugh I hate that. And the girls that just sit there and GLARE at you while youre on stage...ugh.

    That must have been funny though.


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    Why on Earth do these girls decide to come to a strip club?

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    ^^

    some I think get dragged by bf's...but some I think are those girls that were the "popular" ones in highschool, that feel so much better about themselves when they make other people feel bad.


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    ^Especially if they aren't the center of attention.
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    lol, i bet the vibe was alottt better after that witch left.

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    Yeah, I guess that does make sense. It's just hard to imagine that people can continue that behavior into adulthood.

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    Brilliant strategy! Effective removal without getting your hands dirty. I'll remember this one.
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    I love that my job is such a threat to other females. I fucking love it. If they are there and are being cunts, then I just take it as jealousy. Too bad for them. They shouldn't come into the club if they're not there to appreciate and have fun. I would have loved to be there to see that.
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    I wonder what are good ways to do this without having a guy friend to deliver the lines.

    Maybe things like.. "Oh wow, what's your secret? When did you have that baby? Girl, you look SO GOOD!"

    "Didn't I see you in the ad for *insert really bad-reputation club* last month?'

    "Hey hon, that table over in the back needs a round of shots asap! How long have you been working here, anyway?"

    heh heh

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    Oh thats classic! Love it.

    Dumb bitch probably went home and was like, "omg they thought I was a stripper" - deepdown gloating inside.

    You know, DONT COME TO A STRIPCLUB if you cant handle it. I mean, really. Whats so fucking hard to understand?

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    That's pretty cool that you were dancing to Fallout Boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anomar View Post
    "Hey hon, that table over in the back needs a round of shots asap! How long have you been working here, anyway?"
    that's quite good, or even, "Hey babe, those guys over there were asking about you for a lapdance.... how long have you been working here? I'm Ashlee, anyway" and go to introduce yourself. that'd piss em off.

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    That was the best story....haha, yeah I hate it when girls who are used to being attention-whores get mad in SCs. Or the ones that glare.

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