Last night, this haggered old stripper who just started at my club came into our dressing room while I was getting dressed and asked me if I would leave so she could EAT HER FRIEND'S PUSSY. I Seriously thought she must be joking...until she hiked up her friends skirt and started muff diving right in front of me (while she herself was sitting on the toilet peeing). I'd also like to add that our dressing room is the size of a small bathroom. So this made for wuite an intimate experience among the three of us and I high tailed it out of there.
I went out and whispered in my friend's ear what was going on and she looked horrified, and told me I should tell the owner/manager. I said I was nervous to look like I was tattling, because she was a friend of his. unbeknownst to me, she ran off to tell him, he went back there, and caught them.
After I get off stage I go back to the dressing room to freshen up. Drunk hagard stripper (hereafter known as "D&H") stumbles back and starts pulling passive aggressive bullshit snearing and shouting angrily while I'm on the phone with a reg "Have a good night!? HUH?!!" Then when i get off the phone asks "What are you? 19 or 20 or some bullshit?!" I respond that they don't hire minors here, and tell her my age (24). She demands to know how long I've been dancing and then responds "Oh, that explains some things!" I asked if she's like to say something to me. She snorts. I ask if she'd like to try to get off to a better start. She says "with you? NO." I calmly suggest she lay off the passive agressiveness and step over her to leave (she's drunk and wobbling right in the entrance and has her money spread out all over the floor) She screams "Excuse me, bitch!! I don't have time for this shit! I'm 37!!"
I told the owner about it at the end of the night. Turned out my friend had overheard it and told him. He told her not to mess with me and to stop pulling that shit in his club.
Anyway, this was my first horrible dancer interaction (I know, I've been lucky). I'ts a really small intimate club and I worry about working with her in the future for an hour or so during shift change, or god forbid, they give her a night shift while it's slow. Ugh. Anyway, how would you have handled it? And how do I handle it if I have to work with her?



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