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    How in the fuck do you do that????? I mean, I was on stage last night and some guy came up with the bills rolled in his mouth, no biggie, but he wanted me to take it out with my crotch!!! I mean, all I did was a personal show, got close to him, wiggled and such, and said to him that I didn'tk now how to take money with my crotch, which is what he wanted. Honestly, how is that done? I mean, I'm not going to have money shoved up my cootch or anything, but, now I am genuinely curious.
    Have any of you done this? Or know how?

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    Oh, ew. I think a lot of them think we can clench and unclench our labia like we can with our asses. Even if we could, there is NO WAY that money is going anywhere near my pretty kitty! Money is filthy and covered with all kinds of germ and disease!

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    I KNOW!!!! That's why when he asked for it, I was like, YUCK! But that's crazy! I can just shove my boobs around his face, and make the money stick to my chest, but, my kitty? Nope! And I mean, it's not a mouth that can open and close on demand! It's just crazy, well needsless to say I won't have him tip me anymore on stage! Which I don't mind, that kitty grabbing issue would not be worth the 11 dollars he rolls into his mouth.
    Hey, and do you have 2 dollar bills? We don't but I've been seeing it in the club, and I'm just wondering if it's counterfeit, if so, I'll be screaming at the guy who tips in American 2's

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    Hey, maybe if I just get close enough, and then take it with my legs and PRETEND to take it with my crotch, that might work, but I might suffocate him too. DRAT!

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    I've worked with a girl who does.....

    However, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

    She just has him bend back over the stage(which doesnt have a proper "rail" your feet are on level with the tips and whatnot) and squats over him, opens, then clothes her legs to catch the money. Sortof looks like she's squatting for a shit though. Not my idea of sensual and attractive.

    Poor kitty! What amount could be worth THAT?!

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    We do have $2 bills. They're pretty rare, but we have them. In the U.S. they're considered lucky, but I haven't noticed any luck from them. A few upscale clubs give the guys change in $2 bills instead of singles; I wish they all did that.

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    Maybe a few hundred thousand dollar bills!!! From a rich doctor or something that knows about disease!!! And money straight from the press, never used before. But that's my dreams then, not real.

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    When guys put the money in their mouth and expect me to take it with my mouth, I just grab it with my hand and like, all sexily run the money down my body and tuck it into my g string. I will not take money with my mouth.

    If he wanted me to take it with my crotch, I'd use the same tactic. Honestly, I don't want a guys hand near my crotch....just incase they wanna get frisky.

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    When they have it in their mouths, I fuck with them a bit. I'll lean in seductively, act like I'm going to take it with my mouth, lick my lips, the works. I'll draw it out for a long moment, and then at the last second I'll snatch it out of his mouth with my hand while laughing and rolling my eyes in a "come on, gimme a break" expression. Then, still grinning, I'll go back to dancing. It usually makes everyone laugh and no one minds that I didn't put the money in my mouth.

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    the 2$ bill was just reprinted again
    eww thats gross
    and what if he tried to do that to another girl who a yeast infection or something?
    held have it all over his face
    yuck

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    Okay...I can say that I have picked up tips like this. It isn't hard to do, and it isn't even on my kitty. I have done it with my panties/thongs on. Its kinda my signature move at work and the guys LOVE it. Anyway...I stand over his head after I have placed the bill lengthwise on his nose. I bend forward, placing my hands on his chest. Very quickly, I can come down into the splits, lean forward slightly and actually grab the bill with the upper most part of my thighs. Girls at my club try and copy my move, but like it was stated earlier, they kinda just squat over the guy like their taking a shit....not as impressive as my move.

    Maybe if I sweet talk the hubby, he will help me make a demo video to post to better get the idea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinder View Post
    I stand over his head after I have placed the bill lengthwise on his nose.
    A girlfriend of mine said they used to do this at her club in Michigan. They called it Diving for Fives. They'd have the guy lay back on stage as described above and they'd squat down over his head to pick it up their hoo-ha. Eww. There are a lot of cooter-contaminated fives out there.
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    OMG DO NOT I repeat DO NOT do this!! PLEASE!! I hate seeing girls do it, it makes me cringe.

    If he wants your crotch in his face put your knees on his shoulders, one hand on his forehead and have your crotch over his face, rub your kitty a little bit then pick it up with your boobs.

    Whenever I see girls do this I wanna barf. I used to do it when I was a new dancer then I just started thinking about it and bleh.

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    Take it with your boobs or hands. Don't let the scummy guys pressure you to do this. I've seen it also, and gross. Guys get drunk and stupid! I doubt they realize they are putting that dirty money in their mouths, and all that entails.

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    Doesn't money have traces of feces and cocaine on it?

    And if a guy comes up to me with money in his mouth, I look at him like he has two heads and shake mine. They usually take it out and put it in my g-string.

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    the most I have done is take a dollar, put it in my gstring and lean over sideways to grab it out of my own gstring with my mouth...it requires alot of flexibility....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    When guys put the money in their mouth and expect me to take it with my mouth, I just grab it with my hand and like, all sexily run the money down my body and tuck it into my g string. I will not take money with my mouth.
    I do the same thing you do Kaylinn, and I cringe every time a girl takes money with her mouth. It's so...gross. The very first day I danced, before I even auditioned, the girls told me to not take money with my mouth.

    Ick. Just ick.

    *Runs off to wash her hands and brush her teeth*

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    Some girls really just don't care about vaginal hygiene.

    The closest I'll get to taking money with my crotch is kneeling and letting them come close enough that I can grab it with my upper thighs. But our filthy club tipping dollars aren't going anywhere near my kitty. It amazes me how many customers are willing to put them in their mouths... considering how many times they've been thrown on the dirty dressing room floor, moved through different hands, and god knows how many other custies have had their mouths all over them.

    But there's quite a few girls at work who take tipping dollars with their crotch. One day I'd like to get a petrie dish and take a swab of one of our club dollars, just to see how much bacteria there actually is on one of them.

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    Ugh, guys are such assholes sometimes. Seriously, just give the girl her tip.
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    The only way I take a tip is either in my garter or my hands.

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    My favorite is the guy who stands there with the dollar bill, and keeps delaying and delaying giving it. That drives me up the fckin wall. Keep your dirty little dollar. Why should I work my ass for ten min. on stage when my "tip" won't even buy me a pack of gum?!
    I'd grab my trumpet and I'd do a stripper sound, like the old Louis Armstrong, real raspy. And the people would go nuts! Then I knew that the sexual, sensual, guttural sound, that throbbing sound, is where it's at.

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    What I have done is I bend over, get close, kinda what Callyish said. I'll squeeze my boobs around his face, when the bill is covering his mouth. I'll sometimes, if I"m sweaty, make sure the bill sticks to my chest and then show it to the crowd that it did stick. Then after, I Purell myself down in an alcohol bath. Yeah, I was kinda hoping there was just a quick trick to pretend that it could be done, like the leg grab. Money is NEVER going in or near my mouth or vag, that's just wrong. I guess I'll just have to tell them I'm not looking forward to an up close and personal visit with my doctor anytime soon because of a dirty bill.

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    I've seen girls lick (or have the guy lick) a dollar bill and stick it to her naked crotch. GROSS. I smack guys away whe they try to so much as brush my naked va-jay-jay with a dollar. I dont need a bacterial infection thank you very much.
    I'll take tips with my garter, hands, boobs....once in a blue moon I'll fake taking it with my mouth(I wrap my lips around my teeth so the dollar is only touching the skin on my face and not my actual mouth.). Mostly for girl tippers who are playing to the crowd...it looks like I kissed her while taking the tip...but no dirtyness got in my mouth.

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