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    OK ..we had some bizarre new hires yesterday! I dont know where they found these girls...

    girl 1: the club is pretty dead so she decided to wander up into the champagne room and fall asleep for awhile. On her FIRST day there! Then she wakes up...stumbles out of the CR ..wanders onto stage (NOT called..) and proceed to dance around for about 8 songs(we do 2 song sets). We dont know why. Then just as promptly..in the middle of a song she gets off the stage, gos into the bathroom and sits down stretched out on the floor. I didnt see her again...I dont know if she stayed or went home.

    girl 2: wanders onto stage after girl 1(actually during the last song of girl 1's excessivly long set)...again, not called to stage. She dances for awhile...then we notice shes wearing pantyhose. NOT thigh highs...actual Leggs sheer black pantyhose(she was a black girl, so we didnt notice this until she took her dress off and we could see the tops). In all my years of dancing I dont think I've ever seen a girl dance in pantyhose. Fishnets maybe... but Leggs sheer control tops? Never.
    She dances around in her hose for a bunch of songs..then kicks off her pumps and takes the hose off...dances awhile longer naked and barefoot. Again decides for herself after awhile that her set is done and gets down. Didnt see her again all nght either.

    girl 3: didnt DO anything odd...the strange thing abouther was her hair. This girl had a black beehive that would have put Amy Winehouse to shame. Plus the hair trailed down to her waist..all ratty and frizy looking. And two sticks coming out the top so she looked like she had bug or alien antennae.



    No reason \for this thread except to say..WTF???? What were these girls thinking/on????

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    She dances for awhile...then we notice shes wearing pantyhose. NOT thigh highs...actual Leggs sheer black pantyhose(she was a black girl, so we didnt notice this until she took her dress off and we could see the tops). In all my years of dancing I dont think I've ever seen a girl dance in pantyhose. Fishnets maybe... but Leggs sheer control tops?



    No reason \for this thread except to say..WTF???? What were these girls thinking/on????
    Ha Ha Ha!!! There's a girl (50+ years old at the Playhouse in NJ) that dances in pantyhose, she even safety pins the panty part to the inside of her full bikini bottom. They are that horrid "old-lady" color hose too She also wears a satin bathrobe when she's collecting tips.

    Maybe I can convince one of the girls that's still dancing there, to snap a picture for the thread in L.O.

    p.s. she keeps her "powder" in a gold sewing needle wrapper, and her hair looks like Elvira's...move way from the Aqua-net!
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    Them girls are definitely on something, weird

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    Girl #1 sounds like she is benzo'd out. Girl #2 appears to be from a club where that is required? I know some cities still do the pantyhouse.

    Girl #3. Are you sure she isn't AMY WINEHOUSE? That girl's been doing some crazy things lately, lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Girl #1 sounds like she is benzo'd out. Girl #2 appears to be from a club where that is required? I know some cities still do the pantyhouse.

    Girl #3. Are you sure she isn't AMY WINEHOUSE? That girl's been doing some crazy things lately, lol!
    Girl # 1 was def. on something...I dont know what..I've head the term benzo, but I am still a bit drug-ignorant..i dont know what they are.

    I dont think Girl 2 has ever danced before. She had Payless pumps on...NOT stripper shoes..and her moves on stage tell me this was a first for her. I guess she thought.."I always wear pantyhose with a dress...so thats what I shall wear". Hell if I'd take pantyhose on and off....

    Girl 3 was a lot bigger then Amy so I'm sure it wasnt her!(Amy looks like shes about to blow away shes gotten so thin...this girl was normal sized). She also did not APPEAR to be high...though I didnt really watch her. She wasnt obvious if she was like Girl 1!!
    She did seem a bit irritated when I danced to Rehab though...hmm...maybe I should investigate further...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    Ha Ha Ha!!! There's a girl (50+ years old at the Playhouse in NJ) that dances in pantyhose, she even safety pins the panty part to the inside of her full bikini bottom. They are that horrid "old-lady" color hose too She also wears a satin bathrobe when she's collecting tips.

    Maybe I can convince one of the girls that's still dancing there, to snap a picture for the thread in L.O.

    p.s. she keeps her "powder" in a gold sewing needle wrapper, and her hair looks like Elvira's...move way from the Aqua-net!
    I am getting the best mental image from this description, the satin bathrobe especially. I swear I've worked with this woman! haha. Tell me, does she carry one of those old lady cigarette cases?

    Of all the women I've worked with dancing, I most fondly remember the crazy, older characters. They are a breed of their own, but they have the best stories (and they make for the best stories).

    I recall one older dancer named Paige. She was about six feet tall, skin and bones, tanorexic, with platinum blonde hair and giant bolt ons. She always talked about getting a tummy tuck, but she had no tummy. Oh, and she took off work occasionally to get chemical peels, and let me tell you, the results were scary. When she danced it was very awkward and gangly and she seemed to be all legs (and not really in a good way). She would do this little manuever where she'd shuffle her feet and do *jazz hands*, lol. The guys never knew what to think of her so they just sat, wide-eyed and tipped her before she could get her tits to their faces.

    My friend Michelle and I loved Paige. We'd all get to work right around the same time and every day, without fail, Paige would complain about tampons, yes, tampons. If she had to wait a long time until her first set she'd say, "Damnit, they made me waste a tampon," and other tampon complaints along those lines. It was mystifying and hilarious all at the same time. I swear the woman had a tampon in at all times, period or not, and she really resented how expensive (?) they are.

    Michelle does a great Paige impression, but you have to see it to understand the feet shuffle/jazz hands combo. It's awesome. And don't get me wrong, we aren't making fun of the woman, we just found her fascinating and bizarre and fun all at the same time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Girl # 1 was def. on something...I dont know what..I've head the term benzo, but I am still a bit drug-ignorant..i dont know what they are.
    xanax, valium, clonopin, etc.....you know, the stuff that *ChristianDoll* claims that dancers don't take recreationally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    xanax, valium, clonopin, etc.....you know, the stuff that *ChristianDoll* claims that dancers don't take recreationally.
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    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
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    thank you so much I needed a good laugh!!! I love these stories, makes my days seem soo much more "normal" though someday I will have one of my own to add and make you smile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    xanax, valium, clonopin, etc.....you know, the stuff that *ChristianDoll* claims that dancers don't take recreationally.
    LOLOLOL...thanks for the drug-education! And yeah..I kind of figured it was something like that she was on

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    Ahh boo, I missed all this!?!?!? Damnit

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    Quote Originally Posted by desavirsire View Post
    Ahh boo, I missed all this!?!?!? Damnit
    OH yeah...you missed an interesting day! The sound system was going crazsy too so music would cut out, go down to an almost inaudible level, then shoot up to deafening. All day.Tommy was about to have a damn stroke.

    (FYI...I told Eric you wouldnt be in for awhile..he said no problem)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    xanax, valium, clonopin, etc.....you know, the stuff that *ChristianDoll* claims that dancers don't take recreationally.
    i just choked on my drink because i was laughing over this.

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    I think I might know about the girl #3 you were talking about. Hair piled high and huuge..

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    more importantly what the heck is wrong with your management for hiring these idiots and just letting them run wild on the stage?

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    ^^^That's the question of the ages. Maybe cause management changes at warp speed.

    I am sorry I missed the spectacle. I honestly can't remember any genuine strange girls coming into that club. Not compared to the jewels I ran into in the clubs further south.

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    Yeah...management changes every 6 months like clockwork. I assume they hired them because we dont have a lot of girls right now so they'll take any warm body they can find. A lot of girls have jumped ship because the last cpl weeks have been SLOW.

    As for why they let them act like that yesterday? meh..we were dead most of the day and none of the rest of us wanted to go on stage and dance around for nobody..lol...let them do it. At least it was mildly amusing


    And sunnie...no I dont think Crazy Horse is open yet. I havent heard anythng about it if it has.

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    Reminds me of the bizarre night in Montana last month when two girls came in from Washington state. One of them was okay, but the other one had never danced before and I'm pretty sure had never been to a strip club before. She was cute, but it was scary.

    She was nervous so she got way past shitfaced, and then she was putting on the most hilarious stage shows we'd ever seen. She couldn't manage the heels so she did her shift barefoot, and she wouldn't put her outfit back on to work the floor, just her panties, which were usually backwards and/or inside out. She'd just up and go onstage whenever, even in the middle of someone else's set, and either just dance or try to start molesting the dancer whose set it was. Her signature move was to squat down like a frog, grabbing the pole in front of her, and jump up and down like a frog. Several times she'd come out for her three-song stage set, dance for one or two songs, and then just walk off the stage and leave her clothes and her tips behind.

    By the end of the night she was so drunk she was just sitting in the dressing room, mumbling to herself. She was sitting right next to a trashcan, but she opened a drawer instead and puked in it, then closed the drawer. The cocktail waitress found the mess and had to clean it up, WHILE the drunk nitwit WATCHED her clean it. When the cocktail waitress (who is a sweetheart) demanded a $5 tip for cleaning up the puke, the drunk girl threw a fit and stormed out on the floor to complain to all the customers about the bitch waitress who charged her $5 "just 'cause I threw up back there." Totally priceless. We never saw her back after that shift.

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    Wow, this is an amusing thread.

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    OMG, what messes. LOL!!

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    I have always felt the funniest moments are when new girls won't get off the damn stage after their set, regardless of the music being stopped, the DJ saying whatever over the loudspeakers for everyone to hear, and the manager(s) on the floor trying to beckon her off, until one of them eventually has to climb his ass up there and get her! I've seen it a handful of times in my club.

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