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    So first a big roach shows up in my room. It is one of those huge ones with wings. . I try to dodge the flying roach and escape to the kitchen only to run screaming from that as well because of a huge rat that had at least a six inch tale.. I actually only saw its ass before I had to retreat screaming into the hallway!!!!!
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    LOL! Sorry, this post did make me giggle! Call an exterminator!

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    Yeah!! Screaming girl running around in bra and panties. I was actually midway through waxing my legs. I got one leg done but am now too scared to go back into the kitchen to heat up my wax pod. I am sure I will be laughing tommorow. when both little bastrads are dead!!
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    LOL sorry had to laugh to. I used to feed roaches to my lizards, if I was there I'd just grab it with my bare hands!! Wish I could help bu Im a bit far away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    LOL sorry had to laugh to. I used to feed roaches to my lizards, if I was there I'd just grab it with my bare hands!! Wish I could help bu Im a bit far away.
    I need to get a lizard! What kind do you have/ did you have?

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    Flying roaches? OMG What size lizard would you need for that?

    I've spent plenty of time screaming for people to kill stuff-especially the apt that had these centipede/caterpillar cross breeds. I feel your pain. Time for the Orkin man.

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    Yes, please tell me what size lizard I need for that. I actually just tried to go into the kitchen for some ice cream to make myself feel better only to be chased out screaming again by seeing the rats face. I had knocked on the kitchen door and kindly asked the rat to hide while I went into retrieve my much needed ice cream. But no he had to stay put.
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    Those damn flying roaches are pretty common in your neck of the woods ! I remember the first time I saw one, almost peed on myself..Never saw one growing up in Cali ! Call yourself an exterminator or head out and get mouse traps if you think you can handle it..
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    I feel your pain! So what did you do?

    God I HAAAATE those huge ass cockroaches, especially when you can hear them running. Ick.
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    How did you figure out how those critters were getting inside?




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    Now I have a trap set up in the kitchen for the rat I saw there. But for that huge flying roach he is still hiding. One of my friends had come over to kill it. We just put out some roach bait motels instead when we could not find it. I am still scared that those things will come out at anytime. Right now I live in a really old house, and it seems that combined with the rain attracts it scary roaches and rats to my place. I planning to move soon thankfully.
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    aww.. traps.. =(

    there are other ways to capture without hurting them




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    eww, i hate roaches. Whenever we see one even if it's not in our home i make my partner kill it to prevent its future roach offspring. Not that it matters, since the rest of them will make up for it. If i knew there was a living roach wandering my home i don't think i'd be able to sleep, so scared it will crawl in my mouth or something. But i kinda like rats, used to have one as a pet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pookie View Post
    aww.. traps.. =(

    there are other ways to capture without hurting them
    It is one of those trap and release things. The rat will not get hurt.
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    aww, thats very nice of you




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