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    Dirty Lymericks and Jokes ??

    Anyone used dirty lymericks and 'adult' jokes as a way to make a sale? What about using it as a way to encourage them to purchase a dance from you (as in the "I'll tell you once we go somewhere more private" approach as such) ?

    I have a gem of a dirty lymerick I've sent to all my friends today. They all loved it. It's rather long (not a short one) so I would rather try to use it as a way to get them to go to the lap dance room with me.


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    A friend of mine told me a girl came up to him once in Goldfingers and did a rap about getting a lap dance. Cant remember if he bought one off her or not though (-:
    Whats the limerick about?

    Edited to add - I just checked my phone, lol!

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    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=87656

    hopefully this will help... (p.s... aren't limericks supposed to be short?? i've never heard of a long limerick. they customarily have 5 lines or so...)

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    One night this guy was tipping $5 for every dirty joke you could tell him. I made about $50 off him just telling jokes, and he got a couple of dances too. I think every dancer in the place was telling him jokes, and he'd tip for each one... he was even tipping the male bartenders $5 per joke. Guess he just wanted to laugh a little.

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    Yes I realise lymericks are short so that is why I was asking.

    I have a book from many years ago that has a whole slew of them within it. I was wondering if I should find a few easy enough to remember from the book and use them as a aid in closing a sale.

    Oops! I totally forgot about that thread Embyr as I don't visit Hustle Hut much anymore.


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    Nah I dont coz I'd prob forget the punch line of a joke, im not good at telling them.

    I do use ccheesy sales pitches to make them laugh and they usually find it funny and come for a dance.

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    Ill tell them the price of the dance then say "you can't afford not to buy it" and laugh.

    Or the other night someone gave me a glow stick and when this guy asked me for a dance and how much it was I told him and said "and i'll even throw in a free glowstick". He was amused and ended up booking me for 45 mins = $200.
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    Default Re: Dirty Lymericks and Jokes ??

    In my bar, I sell drinks for a lot of my money. I'm mostly hanging out with sailors and marines all night. When those guys are drinking, they love to tell dirty jokes and limericks and especially dirty toasts. The more I can remember, the more rounds I can stack up and the more money I make.

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