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    I had a guy the other night that asked for sex (no biggie said no I'm not a hooker) and during the show he started with "pllleeeeaasssee" begging for it. I wanted to just bust out a "STFU bitch you're not getting any!" but I just kept saying no over and over.

    Its not once or twice that bothers me. Its the guys that ask/beg/whine the entire time I'm with them. Can I just backhand them instead? jk WWYD?
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    Depends on my mood. One guy was willing to keep paying for dances as long as I let him keep begging, so I got about five dances just laughing and telling him no over and over. Towards the end I'd pretend to think about it, then go, "Oh yeah! STILL NO!" He kept begging and I'd quip things like, "If you ask me 46,794 more times, then I might say yes." After about five dances we both got tired of the game and moved on.

    If I'm crabby I just tell them to shut the fuck up. I've also glared and asked them if any woman in the history of the world has EVER been turned on by a guy whining like a four-year-old. If I don't want to hear any more of it, I just walk off. The great thing about this job is the fact that you don't have to listen to anything a moment longer than you want to.

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    Well they are 20min increment shows so I don't really have a choice to just leave unless they reach for fleshy areas then I do whatever strikes me. I would love to see you in action; a no tolerance Yekhefah. I hate ruining the mood but lately I just want to smack em when they persist almost the entire 20 minutes.
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    First response is always a "sorry I don't sell that"

    Then for any repititions after I usually can get away with something ranging from a "awwww sweety-the chase of dating is half the fun. Won't give it away just like*that*" or a "I was all hot dancing for you, but talking like that spoils the mood!" to the bitch "The definition of insanity is repeating something and expecting a change. The answer is the same as last time." with something softer after, like "shall we enjoy our time here, or is this goodbye?"

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    If u dont wanna make more money off him (which u prob dont if he is that annoying during the first dance) then I would make fund of him.

    I'd parrot him back "pleaaaaaaaseeeee, oh come on pretty please with a cherry on top" then laugh in his face.
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    i say stuff like, im not sure i can trust you, let's stay here for now. and then after an hour, no, i dont think we can do that. thanks for the money! that's evil, but they deserve it imho.

    Love it!

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    ^^^Chrissy is my hustling hero. It's not evil, it's smart.

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    I tell them the same thing that I tell the guys on myspace/yahoo who nag me- sweetie, begging isn't very sexy
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    PLEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEE! With a big cherry on top?




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    I would tell guys I didn't feel comfortable leaving the club, and if I did it in the club I'd be fired (then give pouty face) "you don't wanna get my fired do you?" To which they usually respond no. Then they usually ask if they come in a lot and spend money on me if I'd think about it. I simply reply "i'll think about" and give them a smile. Usually that would get me 3 dances that night, and usually some of them would come back a few more times. If they said "I don't want to do this anymore unless I can see you o.t.c"" I would respond with something along the lines of "I don't like to be pressured into things." At that point I leave and find another custy.
    There was one girl that would give out a single digit of her phone number for every 10 dances...however she'd give them in a fucked up order. I don't really know if she even gave out the right numbers. Guys fell for it ALL the time. I never really understood that. Anyways it worked for her. I always thought that was a little mean, but they deserve it.

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