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    I've posted about my dog before...she's an adorable Golden Retriever who is very sweet, and an excellent therapy dog, even though she is very spoiled.

    But as I've said before, she is terrific at hospitals, but a lil devil at home. We used to think she was dumb, but it has turned out she is evil and conniving!

    My birthday party was on Saturday, and only half of my delicious vanilla cake was eaten, so we saved the rest to eat as a snack.

    A whole 36 hours past without incident. There the cake sat on the counter in its glass cake tray, untouched and whole.

    Then today, when I came downstairs, Molly was being suspiciously quiet. I came into the kitchen to find a plate on the floor, completely clean. I couldn't figure out what the plate was from, until Molly came into the kitchen, icing smeared all over her face, licking her chops.

    She ate every crumb of the half a cake (and the cake was large enough to feed 12 people). Without breaking or even knocking over the cake stand.

    As I'm typing, ske keeps going over to the counter, the scene of the crime, and sniffing, and she's licking the floor for crumbs.

    My dog is a cake eater



    And for anyone who is concerned, she is perfectly fine health-wise after her sugar incident. She's got an iron stomach, I swear.

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    That is really cute! We ordered a pizone and cinnamon sticks from pizza hut one time and my husband had to take me to work, so he just left it on the island in our kitchen (in the boxes). He came home to the empty boxes in our great danes bed. He ate it all!! Our Dane usually doesn't do anything bad, it was so out of charachter. Now everytime we order pizza , he goes nuts.
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    awww. That is so cute! Pets are awesome. They're brats but so loveable.

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    I for one, do not think it is cute. But then again I am not a dog person, I am a cat person. I am sorry for the loss of your cake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kandie_kitten View Post



    My dog is a cake eater

    LMAO

    This reminds me of an incident with my great dane Zoe who passed away many years ago now. It was when I was in high school, we had made chocolate cakes in home ec (a cooking class) and my best friend came over after school. My mum wasn't home and i forgot my key so we threw our bags (containing the cakes) over the fence and went up to the local shopping centre.

    when we returned my dog had eaten one and a half chocolate cakes. She had obviously had enough and left half of the cake upside down in the backyard. The very puzzling part of this story is that the school bags were still zipped up
    To this day I don't know how she got into our school bags and I cannot see a dog zipping a bag back up so im guessing she had help.
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    ^was she okay? i thought chocolate was bad for dogs?

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    ^^
    yes she was fine. Yes it can be toxic to dogs you should not feed dogs any chocolate except dog chocolate. But she helped herself to it and luckily no harm was done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kandie_kitten View Post

    We used to think she was dumb, but it has turned out she is evil and conniving!


    I think my two dogs plot to kill me! A few times now Jester leaves his tennis balls on the stairs while Missi pretends there is someone at the door. So I go rushing downstairs..............

    Last summer he left his ice cubes on the stairs!

    Im sure they love me really..............*looks around nervously*

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    ^^^they are planning to knock you unconscious so they can eat all your food while you are out.




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    I dont think thats nessecary, they eat all my food when Im in!
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    ^^LOL, its a sign of affection!




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    Thats what I keep telling myself........
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    Where did you find the pic for your sig? Its a hot ass.




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    The angel in my avatar, or the wierd freaky thing in my sig?
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    where did you find both?




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    Um..............probably got them emailed to me, Iv had them for years. I read on here that my Sig was a French safe sex advert......I never knew that.
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