This past weekend, i was at Marios in Webster Ma. This very bubbly cute girl walks up, and takes me by surprise,
"Hey why dont you buy a Ld so I can ride you like a rented scooter"
At 6'3" I am much larger than her so I say, " Thats an awfully big scooter"
Her " thats ok I have Mad Scooter Skills"
Well when I finished laughing I bought 3





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) and i look young, too. i'm 22 and people usually guess 19-21. so along with my cutesy act (which i know some people dont like anyway so obviously i wouldnt work on them), when i ask guys if they want a dance, i follow up with "if you say no, it will break my heart!" or if they say maybe later or no i tell them they're breaking my heart.. haha, it's gotten me a lot of dances since i started doing this!

I date strippers, especially if they love to model for me.

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