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    Default whast he Best Line that has gotten you to Buy a LD?

    This past weekend, i was at Marios in Webster Ma. This very bubbly cute girl walks up, and takes me by surprise,

    "Hey why dont you buy a Ld so I can ride you like a rented scooter"

    At 6'3" I am much larger than her so I say, " Thats an awfully big scooter"

    Her " thats ok I have Mad Scooter Skills"

    Well when I finished laughing I bought 3
    You Cant Quit until you try, You cant live until you die, You Cant learn to tell the truth until you learn to lie.You Cant Breath Until you choke,You gotta Laugh When your the Joke, Theres Nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive! Will you swear on your life, that no one will cry at my Funeral!
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    Yes please save me from this life of debauchery! You can all kneel down and worship at the Church of the Holy Clitoris to convince me!!

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    Default Re: whast he Best Line that has gotten you to Buy a LD?

    That is to cute! I'll have to use that ..

    I say .. " Could I intrest you in a dance?"

    Usually the guys say no, thank you. My reply is " What? You don't want me to rub myself all over you? Twice?"

    We offer two for ones a lot at my home club.

    Or as an ice breaker " Are you being good?"
    Their reply is " Yes! of course"
    I retort with " Well shoot, thats not what I wanted to hear. I'm looking for a bad man"


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    Default Re: whast he Best Line that has gotten you to Buy a LD?

    Situation: A dancer sat down next to me and we were chatting for several songs. I was initially taken aback by the unsolicited advance but we clicked pretty quickly so I was glad she did it.

    Me: I don't want you to think that I'm wasting your time. Can I give you a tip?

    Dancer: Save your tip. When you're ready let's go to the VIP room for a lap dance.

    Me: OK, let's go now.

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    hmm, i'm curious to see what you guys think of my line! i have a very little girlish voice (picture when i answer the phone people ask if my mommy's home. grrr. ) and i look young, too. i'm 22 and people usually guess 19-21. so along with my cutesy act (which i know some people dont like anyway so obviously i wouldnt work on them), when i ask guys if they want a dance, i follow up with "if you say no, it will break my heart!" or if they say maybe later or no i tell them they're breaking my heart.. haha, it's gotten me a lot of dances since i started doing this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    when i ask guys if they want a dance, i follow up with "if you say no, it will break my heart!"
    I would expect that might work well if the guy appeared to be on the fence and in the process of considering what to do.

    The best line that ever worked on me was when a dancer I hadn't had contact with in a few years showed up at my regular club and when told I had gotten out of the practice of doing alot of dances, told me " well I hope that won't prevent us from getting reacquainted in there." My response " of course not", even though I had heard beforehand she'd be there and hadn't initially planned on doing dances with her that day.
    "never trust a big butt and a smile"-- Bell Biv DeVoe

    If you're in your twenties and aren't a liberal, you have no heart. If you're in you're forties and aren't a conservative, you have no brain - Winston Churchill

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    I've said this a few times "My boobs and I were talking, and apparently they are DYING to meet you!"

    But the best line used on me ever was "I don't think I'm into girls, but can I play with you for a song and find out?"

    Uhm, sure!




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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    hmm, i'm curious to see what you guys think of my line! i have a very little girlish voice (picture when i answer the phone people ask if my mommy's home. grrr. ) and i look young, too. i'm 22 and people usually guess 19-21. so along with my cutesy act (which i know some people dont like anyway so obviously i wouldnt work on them), when i ask guys if they want a dance, i follow up with "if you say no, it will break my heart!" or if they say maybe later or no i tell them they're breaking my heart.. haha, it's gotten me a lot of dances since i started doing this!
    I'm guessing you do a little face too. That would totally be what sells it.

    Best line I heard: He's mine!
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    Tiny dancer I have known for years, walks up sits near me for a song or two saying nothing, then in a quiet voice says, "Don't hurt me..."

    Me, ummm kinda big and scary, but ultra protective completely reevaluated her. Yeah I bought dances. Anyone who understands me well enough to punch that button, might be able punch a few more interesting ones.

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    Default Re: whast he Best Line that has gotten you to Buy a LD?

    "Wanna dance?"

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    Default Re: whast he Best Line that has gotten you to Buy a LD?

    ^ yes, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    ^ yes, of course.
    Couldn't have said it better myself.

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    Default Re: whast he Best Line that has gotten you to Buy a LD?

    I think the only thing worse than his fish stories is the fact that they are so predictable by now. Well....I guess I'll join the iggy club.




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    Default Re: whast he Best Line that has gotten you to Buy a LD?

    Star, can you post up a pic of your self so that the mortal men of the forums can see just what we're up against, the prime alpha male of stripperland?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macnee2 View Post
    Star, can you post up a pic of your self so that the mortal men of the forums can see just what we're up against, the prime alpha male of stripperland?
    i just spit cherry coke all over myself. thanx a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    i just spit cherry coke all over myself. thanx a lot.

    Ditto..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macnee2 View Post
    Star, can you post up a pic of your self so that the mortal men of the forums can see just what we're up against, the prime alpha male of stripperland?
    Bahahahaha!



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    Yay for hard stripper hearts!

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    Default Re: whast he Best Line that has gotten you to Buy a LD?

    One might get the impression that you people don't entirely believe Star Player....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3-Legged Man View Post
    One might get the impression that you people don't entirely believe Star Player....
    Look it was the green that got her. I am not making any claim to anything. One nite I came there (3 yr ago) looking for her (C) but got mixed up with another girl - D. Then when I was in VIP with this girl I saw with a friend of mine (my realtor - Bill - he was 66 at that time) taking C to another VIP booth. Later there was a commotion involving him C, and L another girl (who was enraged he was giving dances to C). You see he was hooked up with L, she was meeting him at his house. She chased him out of the club she was so steamed. A couple of days later C was fired for getting in a fight with L. Later Bill hooked up with C at another club and dated her otc (recently Bill got a reverse mortgage on his house so he would have more money for his hobby). I always wish I had hooked up with C before Bill got to her as he already had L and 2 others.

    Update: I ran into L at the club tonite (have not seen her in 3 yr) - she was delighted to see me and she punched her number in my cell phone and I gave her my business card telling her I wanted to hookup otc with her. I had one dance with her (she had to go on stage) and gave her a $5 tip - $25. She asked me for some more money I gave her another $20. I hope to meet her soon. I still would like to find C. As for D I became a regular with her but she would never see me otc except for one time she met me for lunch. She was blonde with size d boobs - huge ones. I enjoyed her a lot in vip - she would always ask how much I was going to spend (usually $100 to $200) and then plan the dances with a break or two inbetween. She was a real sweet girl - a Jr marketing major at UH. I even gave her $100 on her bd one time as a contribution to her boob job as she was going from size c to size d. She worked midshift and sometimes I would call her from the office and make a date to meet her for dances - she would say "you got it." I would be so excited. What was her line that got me - "you got it." Another good line of hers: "well when we have our dances......"
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    Default Re: whast he Best Line that has gotten you to Buy a LD?

    ^ now, even if this were true, which is besides the point, what the HELL does that have to do with this thread? oh, right, nothing.

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    Default Re: whast he Best Line that has gotten you to Buy a LD?

    dancer- Scooby-Doo or Underdog ?
    me- scooby-doo why ?

    dancer- i like it doggie style and i wanted to know what kind of dog you were

    me- laughing my ass off ran straight to VIP with her.

    i tend to like the off hand funny stuff. or just nonsense. i love it.


    dancer [ that i know ] you have any watermelon ?
    me [looking confused ] no! why ?
    dancer - Rubbing my belly sure looks like you hiding one in there .
    funny as shit grabed some drinks and a dancing we went.

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    Dancer - "Every time I've seen you tonight, you've been in a different seat. What's up with that?"
    Me - "I've just been drinking water all night and I just keep losing my seat after going to the bathroom."
    Dancer - "Oh ok. So... can I sit on your bladder?"

    Me laughing out loud = multiple dances and/or VIP

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    Default Re: whast he Best Line that has gotten you to Buy a LD?

    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    ^ yes, of course.
    ROFLMFAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3-Legged Man View Post
    One might get the impression that you people don't entirely believe Star Player....

    NOoooooo! What-ever gave you -that- idea?

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    She walked up, pinched my ass from behind, blew in my ear and my wallet just levitated out of my pocket on it's own and she was leading me to the private rooms without a word

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