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    fuckers.

    sheesh...I left it out a few days in a row because I was riding it...on my front porch...I live in a nice suburban area...and some fuckhead took it. Asshole shitwad fucktool.

    If I see someone around here riding it, I swear to god I will beat the shit out of them. Whoever took it better sell it somewhere in another part of Tampa, or ditch it.

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    Thats ghetto. Uncool at the least. Can't leave anything out anymore. Speaking of someone stole my bucket (for real - I wash my car with it) a few weeks ago. I feel the walrus's pain.
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    That sucks MrH,

    I'm so friggin'paranoid I lock my bike in my garage, and I live in the middle of nowhere,

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    Oh, thats messed up !
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    Yeah, I am so glad I have a garage to put my bike in.. and I have a Gorilla Alarm that for sure scares the crap out of anyone trying to move it.

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    hahaha sorry but this thread totally made me think of "dangle" from reno 911. haha lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    Thats ghetto. Uncool at the least. Can't leave anything out anymore. Speaking of someone stole my bucket (for real - I wash my car with it) a few weeks ago. I feel the walrus's pain.
    What the fuck ever happened to that poor walrus?

    And fuck the asshole that stole your bike Mr. Hyde. Was it like, an awesome expensive bike that somebody would seek out and steal?

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    This all makes me think of "An Open Letter To The Guy That Stole Bruce's Bike Wheel" from Kids In The Hall. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m68-oWBh9Ow

    Followed of course, by "Open letter to the people who watched the guy steal Bruce's bike wheel" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvPXI95hgnA

    For the record, MrHyde...I had more shit stolen in the short time I lived in Tampa then anywhere else.
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    oh man I'm sorry to hear that. I'm really untrusting with my bike... at almost 2k, I better be!

    What kind of bike was it? Are you the original owner? Did you register it with the company you bought it from? (I have a Lemond, and trek offers an online registration in the event the bike is lost or stolen)

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    I have a confession. I stole Mr.Hyde's bicycle.

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    (p.s. I would also like to add that I'm really sorry. That blows.)

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    It wasn't locked up? Just sitting there on your porch?

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    Getting your shit jacked sucks. They got mine right out of my garage a couple years back. Sorry to hear it.

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    I had my beloved bike stolen as well. It was locked up through the frame and the front tire with a trusty U-lock. But someone still felt the need to take my 18th b-day present. Sometimes I hate this city.

    I hope you find it. It really sucks to lose a bike. And the people who steal them are heartless bastards!

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    I paid 350 bucks for it, but that was like 10 years ago. I really liked it a lot.

    Yeah, I just had it on my front porch. I have a garage but I ride it a lot and sometimes I just wanna come home, get off of it, and go inside, you know? So it was out there for a few weeks.

    But the thing is, I live right in suburbia. The only way that you'd know my bike was there to steal is 1) drive around neighborhoods looking for shit to steal, or 2) walk/drive by my house every day. I think it was the latter...probably some jerkoff teenagers.

    They better not let me catch them riding it around or have it outside of where they live.

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    Aw that sucks! I'm sorry.

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    Asshole kids. My brother left his bike in the yard once and someone stole it, and my parents refused to buy him another one. He had to work his ass off cutting other people's lawns for $20 a pop until he could afford to buy himself a new bike. Taught him a lesson and he keeps it locked up in the garage now!

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