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    Last night was the "lets go to the club and see tits for the 8$ cover night". There was hardly anybody sitting on stage tipping all night. This was the 1st time ever that I did my 3 stage rotation and didn't make a fucking dollar. Three stages, three songs...and nobody could spare a buck. The club was packed...and the tip rail was empty. It was awful. Why do you come into a strip club if you're gonna be cheap? They had to kick a guy out because he tried to get in without paying cover and he wouldn't pay it! wtf? Anyway...here's a little cheap mo-fo story...

    *I'm dancing on a satellite stage, there are 2 guys on either side. Dance for 1st collect tips, go to other, dance. After a few minutes he opens his wallet, goes through it and says "I just need to get some change when a waitress comes by." I say thats fine, keep dancing, no waitress. I get off and tell him I can give him change, what does he want change for a $20? He goes "actually I'm leaving...so I don't want change." What that has to do with leaving I don't know.
    "So you mean I just danced for you that whole time for free? When you told me you just needed change?" He just looks at me, I got pretty pissed and say "next time please warn me so I don't waste my time!" I was so pissed...especially when he didn't even leave after that like he said.

    Anybody else have some cheap mo-fo stories to share? I know everybody must have a couple...there are a lotta cheap mo-fo's put there.


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    My club was exactly the same last night. We had a really awesome feature (Terri Waggle -- not sure how she spells her name) so the guys were so entertained by her, they didn't feel the need to tip or get dances. When I left at midnight (thank god) it was thinning out, and there were tons of girls who'd been there since 7PM and hadn't got a single dance.

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    i have too many of those stories lately. seems like everybody wants as much as possible for as little as possible.

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    Come to my club any night of the week. You'll get all the cheap ass stories you can handle!

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    My night was like that, too! I had one decent customer that saved my night and the rest were like... gah.
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    Cheap custies.. ahh, the loves of our lives. LOL! I hate having to weed out the cheap ones, but at my club, there's always some dumbass girl who will deal with them. Good for her. They can take the cheap ones and leave ME with the good ones. I swear it's like stripper karma that when you've exhausted yourself turning down cheap offers, it'll pay off in the end because some baller will make my night! AND I make more off them than the girls who are having to do many dances just to make half of that.

    As for the cheapos, this one dude asked me to grind him 'til he came for 20 bucks. WTF!!!!! These guys are out of their mind. I responded, 'Oh of course! I mean, the cover here is only 40 bucks. Why the hell WOULDN'T I want to make you come for half of the fuckin' cover!!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    i have too many of those stories lately. seems like everybody wants as much as possible for as little as possible.
    Exactly! These guys whine and complain about how "uptight" you and other strippers are.

    There are so many days like that at my club though I still seem to manage somehow. I really just want to shake these guys and ask them WTF are they doing in a strip club!

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    Holy shit!! I had that on WEd night!! I worked the whole day! Assholes kept asking for dancers on stage (they won't put any one on unless there's a crowd or someone asks) and they did nothing. I actually told three guys that my situation was lose-lose because they were too cheap to tip. Then they left! I didn't care, cuz tht then meant I didn't have to go on stage! I also like how they complain about a dance being $15. WTF? How can you go any cheaper???

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    What I hate is the guys that parrot the same phrase -- " I'm just here to watch!
    Well, bub, go home and watch your ugly, fat old lady for free. I'm working.. Blah.

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    Well Cheap Mo-Fo's are pretty much all that come in my club, every night. I make money but it's like pulling teeth. At this point I'm sorta used to it, which is sad, but one night really pissed me off, my birthday. First of all, I had a CHOICE between coming to work on my birthday or hanging with my hubby. I chose to come to work for two reasons, one beacuse I hadn't been to work in over a week and needed $$, and my girlfriend had worked on her birthday a couple weeks back and made decent $. I came into work, had a few drinks, spent some time with some regulars and friends, got a birthday dance on stage, then got dressed. I was in a great mood and had a little buzz going on. Tried to sell a few dances but got turned down (I was using my regular tactics, I wasn't mentioning my b-day personally to anyone), went on my first stage got no tips, but still I wasn't letting it get to me, I was still in a good mood I figured maybe it was early and would get better later. Then 3 hours, about 8 stages and a bunch of no's later, I still had no $$$. I don't mean no $$$ as in 20 bucks I mean zero dollars. I mean come on, these pieces of shit couldn't even come up and tip me a single dollar on stage even after the DJ announced it was my birthday!?!? I mean I wasn't expecting to come in and make a thousand bucks but hell, not even a single dollar on stage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Habinairo View Post
    Holy shit!! I had that on WEd night!! I worked the whole day! Assholes kept asking for dancers on stage (they won't put any one on unless there's a crowd or someone asks) and they did nothing. I actually told three guys that my situation was lose-lose because they were too cheap to tip. Then they left! I didn't care, cuz tht then meant I didn't have to go on stage! I also like how they complain about a dance being $15. WTF? How can you go any cheaper???
    Well they are 10$ at my club and the assholes still complain. At our sister club they are 7$.....and....still complain.

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    One time a guy came to my satellite stage and he put a $5 bill in my t-back and I said thanks and have a good night. He looks down and realized that he gave me $5 and he tries to grab it back out. I slapped his hand and said "no" and he said he needed change for it. I didn't feel like arguing so I gave him all the change that I had on me which was $2 and he kept demanding more change. I just said "don't come to a strip club if you're going to be a cheap ass" and luckily the song was over so I just got off stage and walked away.

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    I've had a lot of these guys lately:
    --"I need to get change." Then they don't.
    ---They sit at the stage to "talk to their friend" and don't tip me. Or they sit for over half the song watching, then get up and leave without tipping. I catch them when I get off stage and ask for a tip, then they say "I was barely even up there for a second!"
    ---Couples tipping a FUCKING DOLLAR per song for the two of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylorlila View Post
    Anybody else have some cheap mo-fo stories to share? I know everybody must have a couple...there are a lotta cheap mo-fo's put there.
    Yeah, here's a new one on me. We have had this happen a couple of times within the last week, and it takes the term 'cheap' to new and disgusting heights.

    A group of guys will actually pull back the chairs from the stage about 3 feet, so they can watch relatively closely but not tip!

    One time it was a group of about 4-5 people. There were enough people tipping so they were just ignored, and of course no one danced close to that part of the stage.

    The next time it happened it was about 3-4 people, and since it was a bit slower, I left the booth, went and found more chairs, and deliberately put the chairs in front of them at the tiprail, lol.

    Fortunately, in our club if it is really busy and guys are sitting there at the rail, not tipping, we make them get up and make room for others who will tip.
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    Djoser, we get that too! But these cheap-os actually STAND near the stage!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylorlila View Post
    *I'm dancing on a satellite stage, there are 2 guys on either side. Dance for 1st collect tips, go to other, dance. After a few minutes he opens his wallet, goes through it and says "I just need to get some change when a waitress comes by." I say thats fine, keep dancing, no waitress. I get off and tell him I can give him change, what does he want change for a $20? He goes "actually I'm leaving...so I don't want change." What that has to do with leaving I don't know.
    "So you mean I just danced for you that whole time for free? When you told me you just needed change?" He just looks at me, I got pretty pissed and say "next time please warn me so I don't waste my time!" I was so pissed...especially when he didn't even leave after that like he said.
    Oh, fuck this shit. This EXACT same fucking story happened to me last week. And of course the fucker never left, same as yours. Good for you for letting him know whats up. I hate it when people sit at the stage and DON'T tip....I always tell them "Look, if you wanna sit here, you have to tip. If you don't wanna tip, you don't have to sit here. You can move back to those seats" Half the time the bastards actually move, lol.

    Unfortunately, my current club doesn't encourage tipping at the stage AT ALL. One time, I worked in a club where the DJ would threaten the guys that he would take the girl off stage if there wasn't enough tips. He ruled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hearts View Post
    Djoser, we get that too! But these cheap-os actually STAND near the stage!
    I do not understand this concept of manhood, much as I have seen it in various pathetic manifestations such as these. How can guys like these have any sort of self-esteem or pride? It's beyond me...
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    this week we had these 3 young punks come in THREE days in row. they came in the first day and were cool. they tipped but got no dances.

    second day, they didnt tip AT ALL and they were sitting at a table right next to the stage. i work during the day, so if someone is in there, we have to go on stage. there were only 4-5 of us, so we were going up constantly! i fonally had enough after a couple hours and jumped in their shit.

    "do you guys realize this is our fucking JOB? we arent here to hang out and party like you...we have bills to pay! if you werent in here all damn day, we wouldnt be so exhausted from going up all the time and we'd have energy for the customers who actually DO have money!! so if youre not gonna do anything, TIP us or leave and find another place to chill....UGH!"

    they stayed for another couple hours and when they saw we werent happy with them, they left...

    BUT!

    came back again yesterday and did the same fucking thing. i told them "why are you sitting AT THE STAGE NOT TIPPING?! they left shortly after....

    hopefully they wont come back in...



    another guy comes in to only eat the buffet we offer, and OCCASIONALLY tips. i was trying to sell him a dance, but he said he wanted to get to know me first...i said "sorry hunny...i dont care THAT much about the guys in here to get to know them...UNLESS theyre spending an insane amt of cash...."

    he was walking by the stage to go to the bathroom and i said...i know you have a dollar for me. he came to tip me and said...

    him: i like it when you beg
    me: who was begging? i TOLD you to come here.
    him: well, i suppose you did huh
    me: yup, and ill take that other dollar in your hand too

    ::walks away with his dollars and didnt give him any kind of show for it::


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    Quote Originally Posted by DancerNTampa View Post
    i was trying to sell him a dance, but he said he wanted to get to know me first...i said "sorry hunny...i dont care THAT much about the guys in here to get to know them...UNLESS theyre spending an insane amt of cash...."
    Damn Tampa, you gave me goosebumps! I wish I had the guts to say that to a customer.







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    Quote Originally Posted by beautiful. View Post
    One time a guy came to my satellite stage and he put a $5 bill in my t-back and I said thanks and have a good night. He looks down and realized that he gave me $5 and he tries to grab it back out. I slapped his hand and said "no" and he said he needed change for it. I didn't feel like arguing so I gave him all the change that I had on me which was $2 and he kept demanding more change. I just said "don't come to a strip club if you're going to be a cheap ass" and luckily the song was over so I just got off stage and walked away.

    Haha, I had a guy give me a $5 on stage all nice, and when I wasn't looking he took it back. He wouldn't give it back to me! So grabbed his hat, put it on, and went to my next stage, needless to say he gave my 5 bucks back!


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    OH this reminds me of the time I was giving this guy a LD (which are $20 at my club) and he goes "I just want to pay for half a dance. I'm about to cum." Of course I said "NO, there is no such thing as half a dance!"
    ew. Cheap ass nasty bastard. Like I would continue dancing for him knowing he is going to splooge all over and probably get it on me. For ten bucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendita View Post
    OH this reminds me of the time I was giving this guy a LD (which are $20 at my club) and he goes "I just want to pay for half a dance. I'm about to cum." Of course I said "NO, there is no such thing as half a dance!"
    ew. Cheap ass nasty bastard. Like I would continue dancing for him knowing he is going to splooge all over and probably get it on me. For ten bucks.

    OMG that is just trifflin' beyond belief. The nerve of some guys







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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendita View Post
    OH this reminds me of the time I was giving this guy a LD (which are $20 at my club) and he goes "I just want to pay for half a dance. I'm about to cum." Of course I said "NO, there is no such thing as half a dance!"
    ew. Cheap ass nasty bastard. Like I would continue dancing for him knowing he is going to splooge all over and probably get it on me. For ten bucks.

    EEEEEEWWWWWWWW. That is too gross. I can't stand some customers.

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    Two words...Vegas Locals!

    Ugh, they suck! I tried giving them a chance, even though all the girls are rude to them, but they are stupid, rude and cheap too!

    The clubs let them in for FREE ( just show your local ID! )and then they always try to play some stupid game with you.

    Introducing themselves, giving fake names in stupid silly voices, asking you "what time did you get here, what shift do you work" ( Why the fuck do you care? ), touching you as much as possible while you try to make conversation, complaining that the girls are so rude to them ( take a hint and leave, then ), "can I have 5 for $100 in the back?"... total time wasters, every single one of them.

    I watched and noticed, girls talking to the guys the moment they hear, "I'm local", they turn and walk away with out saying another word. At first, I though this was rude, but now I know why! Stupid condescending game playing time wasters!

    I've decided the locals are jealous of Vegas dancers and that's why they act like total Douchebags.

    End of Rant...

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    Quote Originally Posted by beautiful. View Post
    One time a guy came to my satellite stage and he put a $5 bill in my t-back and I said thanks and have a good night. He looks down and realized that he gave me $5 and he tries to grab it back out.
    That exact thing happened to me last night. He got away with it though and replaced it with a dollar. Fuckwad.
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