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    In responding to a thread in hustle hut I posted about a reg at my club. This got me wondering......

    All clubs have those regs that make it interesting, I mean the odd ones. Anyone got any good ones to share?

    Bob- the guy with terrets who yells all the time until you tell him it's time to go home and feed his cats, then he leaves.

    Dirty Dave, Pervert Dave, The Groper, The Sniffer (he sniffs girls when he comes to the sate to tip) cannot keep his hands off the girls and if you don't let him feel you up you're gay. the other custies gave him those nicknames!

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    Oh god, that's hilarious, we have a Dirty Dave too! Though we also call him Pervert Dave. He's a little old man, very polite, but he'll tell you he has a prosthetic, so let him know if you ever want a real-life dildo.

    We have Falcon Guy - weird as fuck, tells you about the falcons he trains, and wants to know everything about you. Friend and I said something about living together and now he's convinced we're lesbian girlfriends, and he wants to know the innate details of our relationship (not our sexlife, just boring relationship stuff)

    I'm sure there's more, as my bar is totally a reg's bar...I'll think some more...
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    King Richard. He's a truck driver that insists upon being called "King Richard" and might very well still be a virgin. Very handsy but at the same time, talks like a six-year old and can be quite entertaining...

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    ^hahahaha
    I'd grab my trumpet and I'd do a stripper sound, like the old Louis Armstrong, real raspy. And the people would go nuts! Then I knew that the sexual, sensual, guttural sound, that throbbing sound, is where it's at.

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    Thong guy. He freakin' breaks out with the standing-in-place dancing while chilling at the bar, pumping his arms in the air and wiggling his ass. Then if you manage to do a dance with him he'll tell you all about how he loves to suck dick, he'll pull the side of his thong out so you can see what color he has on today (blue foil tiger stripe, red glitter, leather stud) and if you're real lucky he'll bring his leash and collar with him.... he's also in his late 40's, grey haired with glasses, constantly wears hiked up jean shorts and nylon "runners shirts" and is very concerned with personal fitness.

    He's one of my personal favorites, though there are soooooo many others.




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    The guy who makes me have burping contests with him, and pays me for my big burps. He wanted me to do farting contests, too... But a lady has to draw the line somewhere...

    There's a guy at a TX club I work from time to time... Oil tycoon who pays girls to lick his dick (not suck, just lick) on the floor, right where people can see them. Nasty.

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    Glowstick man - About 55 years old, fat and smelly, wanders around the club waving a glowstick like he's at a rave. Occasionally, he will write his number on a piece of paper and lob it at the dancer on stage. Once told me I was getting old and needed to settle down, so i should go on a date with him.

    The Healer- "Sit down with me and let me give you a massage. I'm here for the girls. Tell me all your problems"
    No, I don't buy dances. I'm just here to help you. Come on, sit down and I'll rub you"

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    i don't have nicknames for these guys...but one custy that comes in has a foot fetish and he LOVES to stuff dollars in the dancers' shoes and get on his knees and lick our toes....another guy is an middle-aged white man. he makes these creepy faces and has these big googly eyes and he always looks at me with his mouth open....anyway...he LOVES the hell out of black girls...so he told me and a couple of the other black girls at my club that he wants to be our slave and he wants us to lock him in the basement for days at a time and tell him he doesn't deserve to get out...blah blah blah...he tossed in some ideas about whips and chains too. freakish

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    Ooh, I forgot the dancing douchebag. In his 20's, dresses with the polo shirt with the popped collar, sideways hat, etc. Never tips. Claims he's always broke. Dances. Alot. Sings songs at the top of his lungs (my fav include Justin Timberlake's sexyback, followed by NIN). We actually took a video of him on my friends phone, it's just so...ridiculously hilarious.
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    I've mentioned him before..."Burney"...pays girls to (oh shit just realized he hasn't been in, our club is now non-smoking, he's SOL.) well before the ban, he'd pay girls to put their cigs out in the palm of his hand. (which was black and charred) YUK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    The Healer- "Sit down with me and let me give you a massage. I'm here for the girls. Tell me all your problems"
    No, I don't buy dances. I'm just here to help you. Come on, sit down and I'll rub you"
    Ack! We have a guy like this too! The same speech even! Does he wear cowboy boots? Dark hair, looks sort of italian? Does he tell the girls their future as he rubs them? Hehehehe, pervs......

    Quote Originally Posted by Lyssa Lynn View Post
    I've mentioned him before..."Burney"...pays girls to (oh shit just realized he hasn't been in, our club is now non-smoking, he's SOL.) well before the ban, he'd pay girls to put their cigs out in the palm of his hand. (which was black and charred) YUK.
    I remember this guy, I met him on a dayshift once (the second and last time I worked a dayshift). His hand scared me.

    We have The Cowboy. Just a rowdy drunk who wanders around the club all night watching the dances, stands in the hallway outside the bathrooms so he can talk to the girls as they walk by.




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    Quote Originally Posted by sxybrat07 View Post
    Ooh, I forgot the dancing douchebag. In his 20's, dresses with the polo shirt with the popped collar, sideways hat, etc. Never tips. Claims he's always broke. Dances. Alot. Sings songs at the top of his lungs (my fav include Justin Timberlake's sexyback, followed by NIN). We actually took a video of him on my friends phone, it's just so...ridiculously hilarious.
    Oh god! I'd love to see that!

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    At one club we used to have Smoker Guy. He had a smoking fetish and wanted girls to chain smoke and blow the smoke onto him You had to smoke his cigs(which were harsh..sometimes cigars) and the lap dance couches were little booths that were curtained off...so you were in a thick cloud of smoke. You could always tell which girl had him because she'd be in the back GREEN faced and sick. I danced for him once. ONCE.

    At another club we had Barry. Barry was an old, crippled gentleman. He'd ALWAYS offer his place for you to stay if you ever needed somewhere....and when you danced...he would groan about how great your pussy felt(even if, like me, your crotch never touched him) and about halfway through the second song he'd clutch you hard and bury his face in your shoulder saying "I'm scared....I'm scared". Then you'd have to console him for a few songs. THen he'd be ok and would move on to the next girl and repeat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    At another club we had Barry. Barry was an old, crippled gentleman. He'd ALWAYS offer his place for you to stay if you ever needed somewhere....and when you danced...he would groan about how great your pussy felt(even if, like me, your crotch never touched him) and about halfway through the second song he'd clutch you hard and bury his face in your shoulder saying "I'm scared....I'm scared". Then you'd have to console him for a few songs. THen he'd be ok and would move on to the next girl and repeat.
    Awww. This one tugs @ my stripper heartstrings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    "I'm scared....I'm scared"..

    lol, I love that

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    Foot guy. Would pay us $20 a song to massage our feet. Major foot fetish. And he told the most horrible jokes the entire time he'd rub your feet. He had a handlebar mustache. Brought in his son who was autistic. Was always a huge decision on whether or not to approach him. The foot rubs were fantastic, but the jokes were so fucking STUPID! Like knock-knock jokes.

    Anal man. Wanted girls to dance with their bottoms on, ass only. He'd talk dirty the whole time, saying how he was going to shove his big Italian cock into your ass etc etc etc. He paid well though. I actually liked him.

    One of the most notable was an extremely rich older guy named Glen. He came in the club always wearing the same shitty clothes and stumbling drunk. He was always soooo fucked up. He'd always come in with a different guy each time, late at night, like 30 minutes before closing. He'd get $2000 or more in funny money and get as many girls naked as he could--usually half the girls on shift. This was all done to impress whoever he'd brought with him. He'd NEVER want you to dance on or near him. Only for the friend. He'd talk on and on about how rich he was and would rip up the funny money into tiny pieces and burn them whole with a lighter. We'd get SO PISSED at him when he'd rip them up and burn them. Some of the times he'd just walk out of the club with a grand of the funny money in his pocket knowing full well that they would expire at 4am that morning. Stupid fucker. Once. ONCE he set the rest of the stack down on the stage for a girl and walked out.
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    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
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    We had a guy at my old club who would approach the tip rail, squat down, and sort of bob up and down to the music with a big grin on his face. Then he would spell out messages for us with dollar bills on the stage, like I LUV U or he'd place the dollar bills on the stage and shape them like a penis.

    At my current club we have Candy Man, who brings in candy and gum for everyone, and gives each of the girls a rose. He's really sweet, actually.
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    There is a man with long hair that he pulls back into a ponytail and he always wears long skirts. No, not kilt-ish man skirts. Actual women's skirts. I saw him last night and he was wearing a dark blue floral printed skirt and a tan blazer. He seems nice enough, and I hear he is loaded. I've never had the opporunity to talk to him.

    There is the long haired, RPG player who will talk for hours about his latest session for the game he plays if you're not careful.

    There is the country-ish guy, real sweetheart, but he has a thing for sniffing panties. Last night he told me "I bet you have a really good smelling crotch." Those were his exact words.

    There is the weird asian guy that thinks he will find me in the city I live in, he's convinced he'll track me down. He is also convinced that we used to date and sleep together. Stalker.

    There are a ton of 'em.. I'll think of more later.

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